Joshua's Wlad Klitschko duck, disgrace...

[TopGun]

Not sure I know what you are talking about?

[SamWise72]

The fact that Joshua has ducked Klitschko. Despite being Olympic champ, he's fighting bums, and waiting for Wlad to retire. What a cop out.

[TopGun]

Where was this said and how has he ducked him? Joshua is starting out. It will be a few years before he fights for a title by that stage Wlad is likely to be retired.

[SamWise72]

You need to:

A) Read the Anthony Joshua thread
B) Recalibrate your sarcasm meter.

[danconnollyeire]

Not sure I know what you are talking about?

Wlad fought on Saturday. So did Joshua. They didn't fight each other.

It's a f*cking disgrace.

Wlad was too busy getting sucked off my Povetkin, who is a sexy beef cake, I think Ant J understands why the fight couldn't be made

[squared circle]

Total bottle job.

At the very least he should have had a handicap match against a tag team of rogan and towers.

I don't think he will get past area level with such a lack of ambition.

[Datsue]

It's like being a teen who pops his cheery early then knocks about with 15-18 years old girls throughout school, banging them daft all the while, and gets known as being a bit of a top-level banger. So he's the top banger in school, he can go 20 minutes at a time and puts the other lads to shame.

Then you leave school and go to the pub for the first time, usually on the same night if you hail from Gorton, and you decide to have a pop at "Dirty" Debbie, the 30+ local barmaid who has been single for, like, ever and is the type of lass that used to be known as a "Good time girl" by the police in the 1980s when, let's face it, the police were f*cking hordes of barbarians.

So you've come to the big leagues, you've bagged Debs and get back to her place, where you're two minutes into your first-ever vinegar wank and you end up covering her in you know, along with puke and piss. If you've got stamina you may be able to have another pop, and learn from your mistake, or you might not have the legs for it and end up sat on her doorstep thinking: 'That was alright, I wouldn't mind another go at that' only to find out that she's back down the pub looking for "A real man".

Your best bet is to knock about with a few recent divorcees, they've probably only had it missionary position for the past couple'f years and need to shake some ring rust off, if you get me drift, and they'll ease you into the big leagues. Roll on a few months and you're a top banger, only this time you're up at a higher level and, yes, you can have a go at "Dirty" Debs.

Next thing you know it's like bang, bang, bang and you're ready to head into t'city centre.

The above stuff is almost exactly like matchmaking an Olympic medal winning heavyweight or above, minus the cum, piss and puke — that comes later.

I blame George Groves.

[Final round]

[Superheavy]

What about Amir Khan - he got a silver, whereas Joshua got a gold - why is Joshua ducking Khan?

[MightyWarrior]

Yeah on a serious note, in the past an Olympic HW champ wouldn't mess around with 4 rounders, he'd just take on the sodding world champ in his first fight ( trust me, it's true, as Bunce likes to say ( don't trust him ))

so it's a real travesty that after just one fight, Joshua is already ducking Wlad !!

And it's glaringly obvious that he never brings his name up either....even after Wlad called him out with a very nice polite "good luck get-a-f***king-move-on" note when he turned pro.

[thepocketrocket]

Joshua would knock out Wlad if it wasn't for Wlad cheating, because Wlad has a glass jaw.........

[squared circle]

Apparently Joshua is scared of Wlad's "judo rolls".

Or it may be cheese rolls.

Either way he is a disgrace.

I think he should fight chisora next, but with one hand tied behind his back

[SamWise72]

I think Joshua should fight Pete Rademacher.

[whiskey]

Mouse,

The Heavyweight of Peace ducks for nobody, especially the Heavyweight of Contractual Small Print

They will fight one day, it will be like Godzilla fighting a giant robot , it will happen in the Pacific and spectators shall sit on seats carefully arranged on aircraft carriers.

When these two giants collide it will be aired on Pay Per Blow, that's right. You shall register your card details beforehand and each punch landed will cost you $100. Or if your a bit tight you can watch it on a dodgy stream on Justin.tv, but the blows will be felt for a radius of 4,000 miles.

Etc.

[lefty]

Mouse,

The Heavyweight of Peace ducks for nobody, especially the Heavyweight of Contractual Small Print

They will fight one day, it will be like Godzilla fighting a giant robot , it will happen in the Pacific and spectators shall sit on seats carefully arranged on aircraft carriers.

When these two giants collide it will be aired on Pay Per Blow, that's right. You shall register your card details beforehand and each punch landed will cost you $100. Or if your a bit tight you can watch it on a dodgy stream on Justin.tv, but the blows will be felt for a radius of 4,000 miles.

Etc.

That was funny shit I have to admit