Mike Tyson and the Fake Penis

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Mike Tyson and the Fake Penis

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Hi guys

This revelation opens up many mysteries as Tyson has stated how easy it was to cheat the test. This answers a lot of question on how boxers who I was sure were on steroids never failed.

In the wake of Lance Armstrong and the Jamaican athletics team scandal it is becoming increasingly apparrent that many sports are completely rife with drug cheats.
I know that there are many guys on this forum who are qualified in the subject....what is the answer...what is the future?

Although Mike has further shamed himself at least it has opened up a can of worms...

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It does make you wonder how fights would've turned out if fighters were drug free, the sad thing is for the most part we will never really know who took them or when.
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Controversial wrote:It does make you wonder how fights would've turned out if fighters were drug free, the sad thing is for the most part we will never really know who took them or when.
I wonder what the mindset of the PED fighter is ;

1/ I have to take them as all my competitors do so need to Balance Power.

2/ Im just a cheat and want an unfair advantage.

3/ Do what my nutritionist is telling me to do.
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Re: Mike Tyson and the Fake Penis

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Maybe the guy who was posting constantly about 'Wladimier penis' was actually being implicitly accusatory, and was totally misunderstood.
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witherspoon wrote:Maybe the guy who was posting constantly about 'Wladimier penis' was actually being implicitly accusatory, and was totally misunderstood.
Possibly...I don't remember that !
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I want one, it'll be bigger than the one I've got
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palooka wrote:I want one, it'll be bigger than the one I've got
Lol ... Now the world knows..get the bmw version and you wont need the guarantee lol
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I doubt he was using roids until after he came out of prison.
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Where can I find one of these sensibly sized compact versions to replace my ol' dinosaur? Sounds like it's the perfect modern accessory for the fella with too much in the garage.
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BoxBuzz wrote:Where can I find one of these sensibly sized compact versions to replace my ol' dinosaur? Sounds like it's the perfect modern accessory for the fella with too much in the garage.
You are the all time comedian !!! Read this just before bed last night and the missus wondered what I was in stitches about! 'Nothing dear!' lol lol
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I don't believe the story, because the man had a natural fitness/physique that bellied his years even as a thirteen year old boy when he first came to Cus. Nor do I believe Atlas would have allowed such things to of gone on while at the training camp in Catskill.

Besides, Tyson failed drug tests before in the past. When he fought Golota it was originally a TKO 3rd round victory, then quickly switched to a No Contest because he had marijuana in his system. Where was the 'Whizzer' then?

It's just a bunch of cock and bull stories being said, so for Tyson to continue making money and get out of the debt he has amassed. I mean, every story, every account up until recently tells a completely different story than what he tells now--- that his mother was an alcoholic, etc. and in the early Tyson lore, it was said his mother worked two-three jobs and was always on Tyson's ass to behave, etc.
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HomicideHenry wrote:I don't believe the story, because the man had a natural fitness/physique that bellied his years even as a thirteen year old boy when he first came to Cus. Nor do I believe Atlas would have allowed such things to of gone on while at the training camp in Catskill.

Besides, Tyson failed drug tests before in the past. When he fought Golota it was originally a TKO 3rd round victory, then quickly switched to a No Contest because he had marijuana in his system. Where was the 'Whizzer' then?

It's just a bunch of cock and bull stories being said, so for Tyson to continue making money and get out of the debt he has amassed. I mean, every story, every account up until recently tells a completely different story than what he tells now--- that his mother was an alcoholic, etc. and in the early Tyson lore, it was said his mother worked two-three jobs and was always on Tyson's ass to behave, etc.
I believe it...but as an earlier poster wrote not in his heyday...post long term prison and definitely post 2nd prison..he was virtually apocolyptic. Tyson believes that todays fighter cannot compete if he is not on PED's...Tyson seems to be very candid and self critical.
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HomicideHenry wrote:I don't believe the story, because the man had a natural fitness/physique that bellied his years even as a thirteen year old boy when he first came to Cus. Nor do I believe Atlas would have allowed such things to of gone on while at the training camp in Catskill.

Besides, Tyson failed drug tests before in the past. When he fought Golota it was originally a TKO 3rd round victory, then quickly switched to a No Contest because he had marijuana in his system. Where was the 'Whizzer' then?

It's just a bunch of cock and bull stories being said, so for Tyson to continue making money and get out of the debt he has amassed. I mean, every story, every account up until recently tells a completely different story than what he tells now--- that his mother was an alcoholic, etc. and in the early Tyson lore, it was said his mother worked two-three jobs and was always on Tyson's ass to behave, etc.
p.s - I like the pun !!!!!!!!!!
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evrenb wrote:Hi guys

This revelation opens up many mysteries as Tyson has stated how easy it was to cheat the test. This answers a lot of question on how boxers who I was sure were on steroids never failed.

In the wake of Lance Armstrong and the Jamaican athletics team scandal it is becoming increasingly apparrent that many sports are completely rife with drug cheats.
I know that there are many guys on this forum who are qualified in the subject....what is the answer...what is the future?

Although Mike has further shamed himself at least it has opened up a can of worms...

evrenb
Cocaine is not gonna help a fighter imo. I thought Tyson said he used the fake penis thing because he used coke? I'm not even sure they even tested for roids in boxing while Tyson was coming up
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You are right it is coke...however tyson has opened the eyes as to another way that cheaters have been beating the system....one guy done a search on these wizzers which come in white, black and latino and said that the latino model is out of stock...not sure if that was a poor joke or not. In an interview with jenna j...tyson talks candidly about PED'S....very
Revealing...and upsetting to think its true.
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I do not believe one bit that the great Mike Tyson used steroids. He was a natural.
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elmersalsa wrote:I do not believe one bit that the great Mike Tyson used steroids. He was a natural.
:OhYes: very good
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I agree that Tyson was natural until around 2000...not so sure after that....his physique changed...
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Interesting that the one time he said he couldn't use this thing was after the Golota fight, and he tested positive for weed but not for any PEDs.

Although as I understand it in the case of steroids specifically (just basing it on a Victor Conte interview I heard) you wouldn't want them in your system by the time of the fight anyway as it would actually inhibit performance.
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J-C wrote:Interesting that the one time he said he couldn't use this thing was after the Golota fight, and he tested positive for weed but not for any PEDs.

Although as I understand it in the case of steroids specifically (just basing it on a Victor Conte interview I heard) you wouldn't want them in your system by the time of the fight anyway as it would actually inhibit performance.
It's hard to know or imagine what is true. Either way it paints boxing in a terrible light..sad to feel that boxers may cheat to get ahead...horrible...and dangerous!
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evrenb wrote:
J-C wrote:Interesting that the one time he said he couldn't use this thing was after the Golota fight, and he tested positive for weed but not for any PEDs.

Although as I understand it in the case of steroids specifically (just basing it on a Victor Conte interview I heard) you wouldn't want them in your system by the time of the fight anyway as it would actually inhibit performance.
It's hard to know or imagine what is true. Either way it paints boxing in a terrible light..sad to feel that boxers may cheat to get ahead...horrible...and dangerous!
Though anyone who has followed the sport/business for any length of time would not be the least bit surprised.
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palooka wrote:
evrenb wrote:
J-C wrote:Interesting that the one time he said he couldn't use this thing was after the Golota fight, and he tested positive for weed but not for any PEDs.

Although as I understand it in the case of steroids specifically (just basing it on a Victor Conte interview I heard) you wouldn't want them in your system by the time of the fight anyway as it would actually inhibit performance.
It's hard to know or imagine what is true. Either way it paints boxing in a terrible light..sad to feel that boxers may cheat to get ahead...horrible...and dangerous!
Though anyone who has followed the sport/business for any length of time would not be the least bit surprised.
Yes but it is coming to light now more often isn't it? I am not surprised but appalled...the dirty business...
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razor ruddock claimed at a lennox lewis prefight press conferance that mike tyson paid the nevada athletic commision $25 grand not to take a steroid test....
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energie wrote:razor ruddock claimed at a lennox lewis prefight press conferance that mike tyson paid the nevada athletic commision $25 grand not to take a steroid test....
Do u mean prior to tyson vs lewis...? Why was ruddock there??
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evrenb wrote:
energie wrote:razor ruddock claimed at a lennox lewis prefight press conferance that mike tyson paid the nevada athletic commision $25 grand not to take a steroid test....
Do u mean prior to tyson vs lewis...? Why was ruddock there??
:lol:

Prior to Ruddock-Lewis, mate.
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