palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:22
keithmoonhangover wrote: palooka wrote: If he'd known you were coming round he'd have tidied up
Or had the chloroform ready.
I reckon he splashes that on his neck before he goes out[/quote]
Hence the spots and red face.[/quote]
It's why I stopped using it
orbtastic
Heavyweight
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by orbtastic 03 Dec 2013, 12:26
He's channelling something through his fingertips.
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:28
Whatever he's got on his fingers it looks like he enjoys remembering how it got there. I've not seen anyone look that happy since my wife locked me outside when it was pissing it down
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:31
The boot thing is an arm rest, he just ripped the sofa in half to create a bed!!
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:32
hurlock wrote: The boot thing is an arm rest, he just ripped the sofa in half to create a bed!!
Long as he gets the beers in
keithmoonhangover
Cruiserweight
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by keithmoonhangover 03 Dec 2013, 12:37
palooka wrote: hurlock wrote: The boot thing is an arm rest, he just ripped the sofa in half to create a bed!!
Long as he gets the beers in
Wine and codeine for me please.
lefty
Light Heavyweight
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by lefty 03 Dec 2013, 12:38
keithmoonhangover wrote: palooka wrote: hurlock wrote: The boot thing is an arm rest, he just ripped the sofa in half to create a bed!!
Long as he gets the beers in
Wine and codeine for me please.
Id be asking for lube if i was you!
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:40
Keiths always lubed, greasy Keith
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:41
As ricky hatton repeatedly says in every interview if you found him in bed with the missus you would tuck him in!
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:44
Is that furniture in the photo or quilts thrown over people that could either be dead or slaves???
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:47
I bet his neighbours keep their noses out of his business
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:49
keithmoonhangover wrote: palooka wrote: Keiths always lubed, greasy Keith
My arsehole's got a no entry sign on it.
I'd say this geezer sees it as a one way sighn & he knows what way he's driving & there's nothing you can do as your easily overpowerd!!!
What do you think his name is looks like a Trevor or dermot
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:49
hurlock wrote: As ricky hatton repeatedly says in every interview if you found him in bed with the missus you would tuck him in!
I'd phone for a SWAT team
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:50
hurlock wrote: keithmoonhangover wrote: palooka wrote: Keiths always lubed, greasy Keith
My arsehole's got a no entry sign on it.
I'd say this geezer sees it as a one way sighn & he knows what way he's driving & there's nothing you can do as your easily overpowerd!!!
What do you think his name is looks like a Trevor or dermot
I reckon Spencer or Jimmy - Mad Jimmy from Darlington
keithmoonhangover
Cruiserweight
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by keithmoonhangover 03 Dec 2013, 12:52
hurlock wrote: keithmoonhangover wrote: palooka wrote: Keiths always lubed, greasy Keith
My arsehole's got a no entry sign on it.
I'd say this geezer sees it as a one way sighn & he knows what way he's driving & there's nothing you can do as your easily overpowerd!!!
What do you think his name is looks like a Trevor or dermot
I think he's more of Seamus.
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:52
Is it Damian Kelly on roids?
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:53
hurlock wrote: Is it Damian Kelly on roids?
Or Paul Weir in a wig?
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 12:55
There's no sign of his shirt, you reckon he's just come in like that or is just going out like that?
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 12:58
He wears a poncho.
keithmoonhangover
Cruiserweight
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by keithmoonhangover 03 Dec 2013, 12:58
palooka wrote: There's no sign of his shirt, you reckon he's just come in like that or is just going out like that?
That's just how he rolls mate.
hurlock
Heavyweight
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by hurlock 03 Dec 2013, 13:00
How do you think that neck & chin stands up to kovalevs power?
palooka
Light Heavyweight
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by palooka 03 Dec 2013, 13:07
hurlock wrote: How do you think that neck & chin stands up to kovalevs power?
That's not a chin it's a weapon
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