My little poem!!! ;) by The Shark

[RonnieTheSharkClark]

Boxing is fine, boxing is fun,
2014 I'll prove I'm the one!
I never duck and I never dive,
bring me the guy ranked number five.
By doing this poem it ain't disrespect,
just look at my record, what d'ya expect?
Zero's a number just like the rest,
even a loss, ya can still be the best.
I train like a demon, wanting a glance,
it's time a promoter just give me a chance.
I come from a city smaller than most,
but the Dundee fans I can only boast.
I never claimed to be Nigel Benn,
but I will fight anyone in the top ten!
Michael Roberts would be a great fight,
the fans would thrive and have a good night.
Liam Walsh is a fight I will win,
just like I did with his tiny twin!
Contact Tommy Gilmour to arrange the fight.
I can't wait! I will see you that night!

Respect

Ronnie 'The Shark' Clark

[handsofstone]

Your no right in the haed Ronnie nonetheless its still a brilliant wee ditty

[bluenoseshf]

Good luck Ronnie, I wish you all the best for 2014, you definitely have the talent to fight above your current level. Hopefully your promoter can deliver for you but i wouldnt hold my breath. Im sure dinner shows at the radisson will be great fun.

[n1ebf]

Love this bit

I never claimed to be Nigel Benn,
but I will fight anyone in the top ten!



Boxing's gain is literature's loss! Good luck mate, hope you have a busy and injury free year, same goes for any other boxers that see this

[macaca]

....... you come up with this beauty yet no Danny Williams let it be verse?

[hurlock]

Master piece!!!

Should rap it out on YouTube !

[davie]

A better attempt than i could muster

and i don't get punched in the head for a living

not to mention, i like the sentiment

goan yersel big yin.

[Alba]

Good effort!

Cue your brothers telling us your the best Bard since Rabbie Burns!

(Joke Btw before they got all Leeds)

[maley1984]

Any news on the purse bids with eliminator and jon kays

[daviddee]

In honesty the bit about Liam Walsh and his tiny twin is brilliant but the rest is a bit different.. It only took 3 people a week and a half to come up with it!! We should set up a poll to see if we should get him to do it as a rap?? Maybe even set up a wee video.

[semtexreilly]

to me,its out of rons hands,if thon gilmour would just take a chance,promoters and managers are all the same,each one tries to talk a good game,2014 could well be rons year,theres no super featherweight that gives him the fear,so come on mr gilmour start showing youre clout,and watch the shark fae the tay knock them all out

[palooka]

You could get together with Scott Harrison and have an exhibition art and poetry exhibition.

[tear up]

Ha ha your the man Ronnie

[RonnieTheSharkClark]

Haaaa thanks for the comments lol... Got another month off as one my hands aint healed properly! Back to hospital 10th February then we will get back into the ring ;) Fingers crossed :)
Respect

[black panther]

Excellent work mate!

Hope you get the fight!

[maley1984]

No mention on the bbboc notices of your eliminator with jon kays wasn't the fight at purse bids. What's happening with that.

[daviddee]

Delayed until March I believe

[RonnieTheSharkClark]

I am back in hospital for more X-rays on the 10th February!!! I have one hand fully healed and the other hand with a very slight crack, they have said my hands will be much stronger with the new bone so i just cant wait to get back in the ring to try smash them on my next victims face, head or body!!!
Who is gonna be my next victim!!!
#SharkAttackTime
#TheScottishKid

[hurlock]

New bone???
Hopefully they hold up when the refs stand on them

[davie]

Out of the top 10 british super featherweights, who would you like to get in with Ronnie?


would a Paisley vs Greenock war with John Simpson interest you? Thats one I wouldn't mind seeing.

[daviddee]

New bone???
Hopefully they hold up when the refs stand on them

The bone will Regenerate in turn making it a new bone as such!! Glad to clear up the confusion for you!! Also Refs?? What kind of fight is that with more than one ref?? Someone else said he had chocolate hands some of those refs are proper heavy hope the don't stand on them :)

[DougieCampbell]

New bone???
Hopefully they hold up when the refs stand on them

The bone will Regenerate in turn making it a new bone as such!! Glad to clear up the confusion for you!! Also Refs?? What kind of fight is that with more than one ref?? Someone else said he had chocolate hands some of those refs are proper heavy hope the don't stand on them :)

Now now David, I really hope your not talking about me, as I am clearly Not ............ A referee anymore haha.

[onlyme]

Now that ditty is awesome!

[RonnieTheSharkClark]

A fight with John Simpson would be amazing! Maybe the Burns undercard if managers could put there differences aside ;) or we have Michael Roberts! Troy James would be a great little fight! Ben Jones would be a good one if he could still do the weight... All in all anyone though just a fight be good ;)

[daviddee]

New bone???
Hopefully they hold up when the refs stand on them

The bone will Regenerate in turn making it a new bone as such!! Glad to clear up the confusion for you!! Also Refs?? What kind of fight is that with more than one ref?? Someone else said he had chocolate hands some of those refs are proper heavy hope the don't stand on them :)

Now now David, I really hope your not talking about me, as I am clearly Not ............ A referee anymore haha.

Dougie that would do some serious damage mate ha.. I was thinking of others.. I want to see Ronnie against Simpson as a boxing fan that's a dream fight.. But it would be Dundee v Greenock ha.. We always beat Morton so would fancy another victory!!