Homosexual boxers

Bladder · Post by **Bladder** » 01 Dec 2003, 17:53

overhand_right wrote:
whats the reasoning behind so many people bringing up curry?

In my case ....... usually the ten pints of lager beforehand.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 01 Dec 2003, 18:35

Bladder wrote:
overhand_right wrote:
whats the reasoning behind so many people bringing up curry?

In my case ....... usually the ten pints of lager beforehand.

Or perhaps they're merely trying to add some spice to the thread.

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 01 Dec 2003, 20:57

Eric the Viking wrote:
Bladder wrote:
overhand_right wrote:
whats the reasoning behind so many people bringing up curry?

In my case ....... usually the ten pints of lager beforehand.
Or perhaps they're merely trying to add some spice to the thread.

Curry jokes from Americans? Whatever next?!! There's hope for you yet...

What's American slang for a curry then? Over here it's refered to as a Ruby...

Jaclem · Post by **Jaclem** » 02 Dec 2003, 01:46

....and on your good nights even a homo erectus....

Southpaw Stylist · Post by **Southpaw Stylist** » 02 Dec 2003, 05:02

Lennox might be bi-sexual.

overhand_right · Post by **overhand_right** » 02 Dec 2003, 06:35

sounds so hip and modern.

Boxerdog · Post by **Boxerdog** » 02 Dec 2003, 10:12

Why in the world could you possibly CARE?

Who wants to think about Lennox and another man doing the deed?!
YUCK!!! Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww! GROSS!!!!!

(Do I sound gay?)

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 02 Dec 2003, 12:52

Jaclem wrote:....and on your good nights even a homo erectus....

Yup.

:D:D

Me go catch mammoth now. Bring back to cave and throw on fire. Me eat mammoth, give some to woman, too. She like very much.

Broncano · Post by **Broncano** » 02 Dec 2003, 13:01

Eric the Viking wrote:
Jaclem wrote:....and on your good nights even a homo erectus....
Yup. :D:D

Me go catch mammoth now. Bring back to cave and throw on fire. Me eat mammoth, give some to woman, too. She like very much.

Just be careful you don't get your woman and the mammoth mixed up.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 02 Dec 2003, 13:46

Broncano wrote:
Eric the Viking wrote:
Jaclem wrote:....and on your good nights even a homo erectus....
Yup. :D:D

Me go catch mammoth now. Bring back to cave and throw on fire. Me eat mammoth, give some to woman, too. She like very much.
Just be careful you don't get your woman and the mammoth mixed up.

Yeah, wouldn't want to eat the woman and f*** the mammoth by mistake - oh wait, she says she kinda likes at least the first half of that plan.

And she adds that even the second part doesn't bother her, as long as I have a little left over for her. This is shaping up to be an interesting evening here at the Clan of the Cave Viking.

Broncano · Post by **Broncano** » 02 Dec 2003, 13:51

Interesting indeed, Vike. I'm just wondering what terap would make of all this. You know, as soon as he leaves we start talking about gay boxers all the way to zoophilia.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 02 Dec 2003, 15:27

Broncano wrote:Interesting indeed, Vike. I'm just wondering what terap would make of all this. You know, as soon as he leaves we start talking about gay boxers all the way to zoophilia.

Whoops, guess we temporarily forgot about our official jobs as half-witted Ali shills. Perhaps we should compose a humble PM to apologize. Oh wait, since he wouldn't be able to read it, I guess there's no point. Let's see...

Muhammad Ali was not only the greatest heavyweight of all time and would've mashed Jack Dempsey inot a pulp with one hand, but he was also p4p the G.O.A.T. and would've given Ray Robinson a boxing lesson had they met at welterweight!!!

There, I feel better already.

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 02 Dec 2003, 17:30

Ever heard of Charles "The Pink Pounder" Jones? The UK's first openly gay boxer....

BBC: Friday, 7 February, 2003, 12:59 GMT
In the pink corner

Prepare yourself for a pink pounding

Forget the Dark Destroyer, the Hitman and the Real Deal, there's a new kid in town.
Step forward the Pink Pounder, billed as Britain's first out and proud gay boxer.

It's not a nickname that would strike fear into the hearts of seasoned pros, but Charles Jones insists he will be no pushover.

"I'm not a gay man who happens to box," he told London's Evening Standard newspaper.

"I'm a boxer who happens to be gay and doesn't give a toss who knows it."

The 43-year-old architect steps into the ring next Thursday, against an as-yet unnamed opponent, confident his sexuality will not be an issue when the bell sounds.

"Once I'm in the ring, I want to give a good account of myself and send my opponent back to the dressing room knowing that he has been in a fight," he said.

It's a feeling shared by ex-fighter Mark Burford, who runs The Ring gym in south London where Jones trains.

"The old days when gay people had to fight their corner have gone," he said.

"The lads here don't give a stuff about Charles being gay. If anything, we salute him for having the nuts to turn around and say what he is."

It was Burford who came up with the Pink Pounder nickname, which Jones immediately embraced. He will also be wearing a gay rainbow freedom flag stitched to his chest.

But he drew the line at Burford's suggestion he wear a pair of pink sequinned shorts.

And let's face it, who's going to tell him any different?

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 02 Dec 2003, 17:47

Pink Pounder - LOL.

To paraphrase a song by a famous faux-British faux-heavy-metal group:

"My partner fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'm gonna sink him with my pink torpedo..."

So who is PP's next opponent - some lad from the local chocolate factory who calls himself the Fudge Packer? Rainbow warriors, unite under the sequined flag...

(There I go again, abusing those awful gay stereotypes - I forgot that only gay people are allowed to abuse gay stereotypes. ;))

knockout artist · Post by **knockout artist** » 03 Dec 2003, 13:28

Ive seen that guy the pink pounder fight. - He's fornicating shit, absolute dog shit.

Priff · Post by **Priff** » 03 Dec 2003, 13:40

knockout artist wrote:Ive seen that guy the pink pounder fight. - He's fornicating shit, absolute dog shit.

Apparently he knows his way around a ring though.

overhand_right · Post by **overhand_right** » 03 Dec 2003, 16:47

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 08 Dec 2003, 01:21

Oh ya,

There were quit a few queers in the champ ranks:

One is Definately Lennox Lewis

Fernando Vargas

James Toney

Kostya Tzsyhu

and a few others I cant think of off hand....

Broncano · Post by **Broncano** » 08 Dec 2003, 01:50

Riddick, you must have a good eye for spotting queers, living in Miami Beach and all, you know

Jaclem · Post by **Jaclem** » 08 Dec 2003, 01:59

i have it on good authority that every fighter whno ever held a title was gay, except for maxie rosenbloom, who was bi-sexual.

energie · Post by **energie** » 01 Feb 2014, 16:20

trevor berbick was bi sexual = fact

Nile4000 · Post by **Nile4000** » 11 Feb 2014, 15:58

Emile Griffith, and possibly Chisora.

SaadOffTheDeck · Post by **SaadOffTheDeck** » 11 Feb 2014, 16:04

Ray Leonard for sure.

Ambling Alp II · Post by **Ambling Alp II** » 11 Feb 2014, 17:29

In your dreams.

gilgamesh · Post by **gilgamesh** » 11 Feb 2014, 18:14

I never really keep track of this sort of thing. I don't think it matters.

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