Dumbest thread of the year award goes to......

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 01 Dec 2005, 06:10

J wrote:i dunno had a bird who was riding my peak once and said she felt sick

:-)

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 01 Dec 2005, 06:28

J wrote:i dunno had a bird who was riding my peak once and said she felt sick

Could just be bird flu

There are some people who have no idea about geography. I was discussing this with Americans elsewhere after a couple of them turned out to think that Wales was a province in England.

Which reminded me about a Canadian mate of mine who binned an English girl he'd been seeing for 6 months when it turned out she couldn't point out Canada on a map of the world.

See, there are some people that are so daft they can't even find a boxing forum to post in...

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 01 Dec 2005, 06:36

I was in LA two years back, and an American ( about 18 I'd guess ) asked me where I was from. I said England - he looked a bit confused, then asked me how I'd learnt to speak English so well......completely true!

TheRiverCityHippy · Post by **TheRiverCityHippy** » 01 Dec 2005, 10:14

MightyWarrior wrote:I was in LA two years back, and an American ( about 18 I'd guess ) asked me where I was from. I said England - he looked a bit confused, then asked me how I'd learnt to speak English so well......completely true!

that cant be true........it just cant.

Phenomenal-Nutrition · Post by **Phenomenal-Nutrition** » 01 Dec 2005, 10:21

Talking to this American bird on the internet. After telling her many times I was from th north of England she asked

'so are you from England or London?'
'no I'm from the North of England remember?'
'but Englands in London though isn't it?'

Podmore_Birmingham · Post by **Podmore_Birmingham** » 01 Dec 2005, 10:23

Dumbest nation ever..... followed by the Aussies.

It really annoys me that Americans cant seem to muster the concept of simple Geog.

Damn there feeble minds.

Tom Podmore.

johnswan1 · Post by **johnswan1** » 01 Dec 2005, 11:58

I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 12:15

Podmore_Birmingham wrote:Dumbest nation ever..... followed by the Aussies.

It really annoys me that Americans cant seem to muster the concept of simple Geog.

Damn there feeble minds.

Tom Podmore.

Must be because of the Anglo-Saxon heritage.

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 12:15

johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.

And, did you enjoy it?

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 12:23

livingstone cole wrote:a friend of mine lives in Brighton, one day when crossing the road at the pedestrian crossing a women grabbed her arm and asked in a polite american voice
'excuse me dear....but why does the crossing make that beeping sound?'
to which my friend replied ,
'oh it's for the blind.'
and honestly, in all seriousness the american woman looked shocked and held her arm again before saying,
'my god, you know in the states we would never let blind people drive.'

.... especially not on the wrong side of the road.
P

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 01 Dec 2005, 12:32

johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.

Yeah my missus's mum thought that too, "Ooh you don't like all that hitting each other with chairs do you?" Errr no dear that's Wrestling.

johnswan1 · Post by **johnswan1** » 01 Dec 2005, 12:56

pundit wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.
And, did you enjoy it?

No I didn't enjoy it because she was so thick she actually tried to argue her point with me. I explained it to her and she was just like "Well it's not like that back in the States, maybe it's different over here. Boxing and wrestling, they're basically the same thing...."

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 13:06

johnswan1 wrote:
pundit wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.
And, did you enjoy it?
No I didn't enjoy it because she was so thick she actually tried to argue her point with me. I explained it to her and she was just like "Well it's not like that back in the States, maybe it's different over here. Boxing and wrestling, they're basically the same thing...."

So why did ya live with here in the first place?

johnswan1 · Post by **johnswan1** » 01 Dec 2005, 13:06

pundit wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:
pundit wrote: And, did you enjoy it?
No I didn't enjoy it because she was so thick she actually tried to argue her point with me. I explained it to her and she was just like "Well it's not like that back in the States, maybe it's different over here. Boxing and wrestling, they're basically the same thing...."
So why did ya live with here in the first place?

I rented out a spare room. And she was from.... Washington DC - same as yourself!

KOJOE90 · Post by **KOJOE90** » 01 Dec 2005, 13:32

Max Molyneux wrote:You'd need that Oxygen tank being in Liverpool, bloody smells bad!

That Glue factory on the road from the Runcorn bridge going towards Speke REALLY STINKS!!!!!!

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 01 Dec 2005, 13:59

The guy is getting absolutely pelted. He's started a thread saying he's going to put $2k on Judah to beat PBF...

...samuel: "will you be placing the bet at sea level?"

http://www.boxrec.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=36386

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 14:28

johnswan1 wrote:
pundit wrote:
johnswan1 wrote: No I didn't enjoy it because she was so thick she actually tried to argue her point with me. I explained it to her and she was just like "Well it's not like that back in the States, maybe it's different over here. Boxing and wrestling, they're basically the same thing...."
So why did ya live with her in the first place?
I rented out a spare room. And she was from.... Washington DC - same as yourself!

In DC boxing and wrestling takes largely place in Congress and the White House, and you never know indeed whether it's for real or show....so she may be forgiven
P

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 01 Dec 2005, 15:38

KOJOE90 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:You'd need that Oxygen tank being in Liverpool, bloody smells bad!
That Glue factory on the road from the Runcorn bridge going towards Speke REALLY STINKS!!!!!!

No, thats just Speke you can smell

KOJOE90 · Post by **KOJOE90** » 01 Dec 2005, 15:41

Kevo wrote:
KOJOE90 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:You'd need that Oxygen tank being in Liverpool, bloody smells bad!
That Glue factory on the road from the Runcorn bridge going towards Speke REALLY STINKS!!!!!!
No, thats just Speke you can smell

Hey, half my family live in Speke!!!!!!

Or does that explain why I now live in Leicester.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 01 Dec 2005, 15:47

KOJOE90 wrote:
Kevo wrote:
KOJOE90 wrote: That Glue factory on the road from the Runcorn bridge going towards Speke REALLY STINKS!!!!!!
No, thats just Speke you can smell
Hey, half my family live in Speke!!!!!!

Or does that explain why I now live in Leicester.

Actually, thats a bit rich coming from me, i live in Walton

dve3333 · Post by **dve3333** » 01 Dec 2005, 15:48

johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.

You aint doing any favours for your own pulling skills

johnswan1 · Post by **johnswan1** » 01 Dec 2005, 16:04

dve3333 wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.
You aint doing any favours for your own pulling skills

Nah, I wasn't screwing her.... even though she'd have liked me to.

dve3333 · Post by **dve3333** » 01 Dec 2005, 16:07

johnswan1 wrote:
dve3333 wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.
You aint doing any favours for your own pulling skills
Nah, I wasn't screwing her.... even though she'd have liked me to.

There ya go

pundit · Post by **pundit** » 01 Dec 2005, 16:20

johnswan1 wrote:
dve3333 wrote:
johnswan1 wrote:I used to live with an American girl who thought that Boxing and Wrestling are pretty much the same thing in that neither of them are real. How that for stupidity.
You aint doing any favours for your own pulling skills
Nah, I wasn't screwing her.... even though she'd have liked me to.

Phantasies....

BoxBuzz · Post by **BoxBuzz** » 01 Dec 2005, 18:34

Alright you Brits......your asking for it, we will be sending our fiercest figthers your way to restore respect. Let's see what you have to say once you've faced the the "GG's".....otherwise known as the Grappling Gumps.

So's to wipe the smirks off your faces it may suprise you to learn that they are completely impervious to the extreme high altitudes they will face. Once they set seige to your shores you will find they have little time or patience for dry humor or any meaningless distractions.