Ever see that old Twilight Zone episode with Lee Marvin playing the role of the fight manager of the robot?It's supposed to be after the time boxing was outlawed for being inhumane and so they pitched battles between robots to take the place of human beings. The time is 1974.
In that episode titled"Steel"named after Marvin's old fight nickname(Marvin was once a fighter before the humans were banned from participating),he "manages"a robot called "Battling Maxo."Well "Battling Maxo" is a B2 robot and he's going against a B7 robot .The match is going to take place in some tank town in Kansas. Marvin's assistant(in reality a mechanic)is against the whole thing because there's no way a B2 can beat a B7 robot. "Battling Maxo" is an old bucket of bolts. It's in need of repair and they don't make the parts for that kind of machine anymore.Marvin and the mechanic argue relentlessly about the upcoming match. Marvin says that they need the money and that "Maxo" will come through with a good showl. While testing their robot in the locker room before the fight,"Maxo" busts a spring and can't use an arm. Now what?
Marvin decides to disguise himself as "Maxo". If there's no fight,there's no money. The mechanic yells at Marvin that he's crazy. There's no way a man can stand up to a robot.Well he's right. Marvin is pummeled to the canvas in less than a round lying on the mat like a limp doll.
So much for that. We all know that Rod Serling,the creator of the Twilight Zone was a master of science fiction and he certainly lived up to that reputation with a story about robots replacing men in the ring. To think fans would flock to the arenas to see machines fight each other. No doubt man will fail against a machine,but how could a human being relate to that,especially a MALE human being? I mean isn't the truth when George Foreman said that all sports aspire to boxing? So what if a man can scale Mt. Everest? Or surf a twenty foot wave?That isn't a man fighting a man on equal terms half naked in a ring. It's man against man that's the epitome.The latent beast against another with the Walter Mitty's of the world watching on TV or sitting at ringside. The winner is the Alpha Male supreme. He gets the women. The others just sit on the sideline and watch the females let the victor have their way with them.The guys on the sidelines don't even get sloppy seconds.
So who in hell can get behind two robots fighting each other. Besides what do robots know about screwing anyway?

Roberto Duran








