Audley 'Parcel Force' Harrison; what an embarrassment!

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 11 Dec 2005, 10:08

'Parcel Force' Harrison is an embarrassment to British boxing!

I always thought he wasn't the real deal, but I really wanted him to be. He's charismatic, handsome, witty & marketable! I wanted him to put British heavyweight boxing back on the map, following LL's retirement.

His lamentable performance, against an average fighter carrying far too much weight was just unforgivable, after all that trash talk!

The man has no stamina, no heart, no talent & no plan b! What a farce!

How can you struggle to LOSE to an average fighter like Williams?

He should have his purse withheld!

He'll probably disappear for a couple of years, with yet another 'injury'!

'Parcel Force', if you are reading this, go back to the USA to hide, like you have been doing for the last year or so & don't come back to fight!

Hasta la vista

baby!

mrbassie · Post by **mrbassie** » 11 Dec 2005, 10:24

Syntax Error wrote:He's charismatic, handsome, witty & marketable!

He's what?

Achybreaky · Post by **Achybreaky** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:02

mrbassie wrote:
Syntax Error wrote:He's charismatic, handsome, witty & marketable!
He's what?

agreed, huh?

BO Selecta · Post by **BO Selecta** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:04

Got to agree Syntax E!

He is a busted flush.

I can't believe he had the audacity to talk himself up!

He's a big lazy **** (you fill in the blanks)

lvlarc · Post by **lvlarc** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:10

Hey Cantona welcome to BoxRec

KO Artist · Post by **KO Artist** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:19

Danny was out of shape and lacking in confidence.

If Danny was 14 - 20 lbs lighter he would have closed the distance between them much quicker. In a rematch a properly prepared Williams wins by KO in 5 rounds.

When interviewed after, Audley came across as a pompous, aloof arrogant ponce. He is a legend in his own mind.

Audley is not cut out for professional boxing. Sure he has some technical skills, but people forget that he won a gold medal in the weakest division the Olympic games has ever seen.

It takes guts to get in the ring. Audley has some skills and some guts, but he's not a fighter. Too much complaining about rough tactics, what did he expect, Williams to kiss him.

Audley will never make it, and I have never felt he could beat Williams.

If the truth be known, the ref should have thrown Audley out after 4 rounds for excessive holding.

He is basically full of shit, I have never paid to watch him fight, and I never will

He is a clown.

Williams, a true warrior and real fighter, has done the game a favour. I dont think he even bothered to train though.

And to think there were mugs out there who though Audley could beat Vitali, for fucks sake.

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:22

KO Atrist wrote:Danny was out of shape and lacking in confidence.

If Danny was 14 - 20 lbs lighter he would have closed the distance between them much quicker. In a rematch a properly prepared Williams wins by KO in 5 rounds.

When interviewed after, Audley came across as a pompous, aloof arrogant ponce. He is a legend in his own mind.

Audley is not cut out for professional boxing. Sure he has some technical skills, but people forget that he won a gold medal in the weakest division the Olympic games has ever seen.

It takes guts to get in the ring. Audley has some skills and some guts, but he's not a fighter. Too much complaining about rough tactics, what did he expect, Williams to kiss him.

Audley will never make it, and I have never felt he could beat Williams.

If the truth be known, the ref should have thrown Audley out after 4 rounds for excessive holding.

He is basically full of shit, I have never paid to watch him fight, and I never will

He is a clown.

Williams, a true warrior and real fighter, has done the game a favour. I dont think he even bothered to train though.

And to think there were mugs out there who though Audley could beat Vitali, for fucks sake.

Well said.

Danny most certainly would have KO'd him, had he not been carrying so much weight.

Thankyou Danny W for finally exposing the sham that is 'Parcel Force' Harrison.

DK2112 · Post by **DK2112** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:43

At last Audrey has been exposed! Maybe he will shut his fat mouth once and for all and p*ss off back to America to have staring contests with Robert Wiggins. What a joke Harrison is. The moment he steps up into any kind of class at all he is sent packing. His career has got to be the undisputed worst career of any Olympic gold medallist.

koomey · Post by **koomey** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:48

DK2112 wrote:At last Audrey has been exposed! Maybe he will shut his fat mouth once and for all and p*ss off back to America to have staring contests with Robert Wiggins. What a joke Harrison is. The moment he steps up into any kind of class at all he is sent packing. His career has got to be the undisputed worst career of any Olympic gold medallist.

Spot on, my sentiments excatly. Fraudley should hang his head in shame.....

Koomey

DK2112 · Post by **DK2112** » 11 Dec 2005, 11:54

The fact that he actually sees himself as such a legend is hilarious but at the same time makes you angry because he has done absolutely nothing with any potential he may have had. He was shocking against Robert Davis where he didn't throw a power shot until round 7, he stares at opponents and hardly even throws a jab, he's just woeful. But yeah, let's just all let Audrey think of himself as a legend, so he can be proud when he looks in the mirror. Mug!

Lefthookhappy19 · Post by **Lefthookhappy19** » 11 Dec 2005, 12:05

Hell, even his technical skills suck, he fell off balance on a number of occasions when he tried to throw more than one punch at a time. Wtf?? Look at the state of him when he tried to string a combo together to finish Danny when he had him hurt...

Timmbo · Post by **Timmbo** » 11 Dec 2005, 14:27

I vaguely remember there used to be a member on this forum who used to always sing praise for Fraudley no matter what. I wonder what (excuse) he has to say now?
I cant remember the name of the poster ,can anyone remind us?

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 12 Dec 2005, 09:41

Timmbo wrote:I vaguely remember there used to be a member on this forum who used to always sing praise for Fraudley no matter what. I wonder what (excuse) he has to say now?
I cant remember the name of the poster ,can anyone remind us?

Good point.

He is a right insulting MF too.

I wonder where he is now, now that he can't wipe 'Parcel Force's' backside anymore?

Timmbo · Post by **Timmbo** » 20 Dec 2005, 06:24

I found Audleys no. 1 fan,JamesWilson and thought might be an interesting read on what his take on Fraudley is now;

http://www.boxingnews24.com/forum/viewt ... highlight=

hitman_hatton1 · Post by **hitman_hatton1** » 20 Dec 2005, 06:41

harrison just never looked the part did he.

when he fought british journeymen like mark krence and dom negus he was worful. more worryingly his power was non existant in those fights.

not enuff power or committment to his punches to ever be world class.

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 20 Dec 2005, 08:02

hitman_hatton1 wrote:harrison just never looked the part did he.

when he fought british journeymen like mark krence and dom negus he was worful. more worryingly his power was non existant in those fights.

not enuff power or committment to his punches to ever be world class.

Mark Krence is just a cruiserweight butcher & Dominc Negus is a nightclub bouncer!

Negus said that his grandmother hit harder than 'Parcel Force' did!

I always knew he was a fraud, from his 1st pro fight, when he tried so hard to KO, some cruiserweight bum that I've never heard of, the fact that he was always 'injured', then the Krence & Negus fights just confirmed my worst fears.

Hopefully we've seen the last of him in the UK, but sadly I doubt it!

DK2112 · Post by **DK2112** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:12

A-Farce doesn't seem to be too bothered about his shameful career and has been asking for a rematch saying that he was injured from the third round. You have to wonder how a trained boxer can break his hand without landing a single punch don't you really? His attitude is laughable, watch him fight Sprott next and claim that he deserves another go at Williams if he beats him. His career is in tatters, it has never really began has it in all honesty, and this is why he won't retire. He thinks he has a God-given right to be world champion and while he has obvious boxing ability, as Danny said, he has got no bottle whatsoever.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:14

I don't think he will beat Sprott, although Sprott is a bit fragile mentally, he has fast hands, fast feet, good ability, and he ain't gonna be shitting himself fighting Audley.

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:24

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:25

Who you raisin' your eyes at foo?

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:28

The whole thread (well the bits I've read anyway)

Razor · Post by **Razor** » 21 Dec 2005, 14:43

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I don't think he will beat Sprott, although Sprott is a bit fragile mentally, he has fast hands, fast feet, good ability, and he ain't gonna be shitting himself fighting Audley.

You speak sence james. I am a fan of Sprott i think with all the Skelton, Williams and Audley talk he has been somewhat overlooked but as achieved somewhat more than our supposed top 3. He hasnt ducked anyone and has been in the lions den a few times in his last few matches, i though he beat Williams both times in their meetings.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 21 Dec 2005, 15:26

Harrison hasn't ever been and never will be the best heavyweight in this country. Considering how shallow the talent pool is then no more needs to be said about him. I think deep down he knew all along he wasn't as good as he was making out hence the slow career progress and the look in his eye on the way to the ring the other week said it all. If Williams had actually trained he would have knocked him clean out without a doubt.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Dec 2005, 16:15

Razor wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:I don't think he will beat Sprott, although Sprott is a bit fragile mentally, he has fast hands, fast feet, good ability, and he ain't gonna be shitting himself fighting Audley.
You speak sence james. I am a fan of Sprott i think with all the Skelton, Williams and Audley talk he has been somewhat overlooked but as achieved somewhat more than our supposed top 3. He hasnt ducked anyone and has been in the lions den a few times in his last few matches, i though he beat Williams both times in their meetings.

It's a shame Sprott isn't a bit bigger, he's really a natural 210 lber who has bulked up, he has nice skills, but against the better guys in the division has fought very negative, never planting his feet and letting go with serious shots.

He was all over Danny in their second fight, and even wobbled him, but he didn't capitalise on it enough, and then that business turning to the ref and getting himself sparked....very silly, could have been seriously hurt.

In the last fight, I don't know who won, it was such a poor fight, Danny did himself no favours with all his jackassing around and paid the price.

Sprott was just overwhelmed by Skeltons physical presence, I don't think Audley would be able to do that, and I can even see Sprott sparking him as Audley doesn't hold a shot well at all.

My T Sharp · Post by **My T Sharp** » 21 Dec 2005, 16:18

Good call on Sprott Vs Harrison, would be a good match-up

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