Doncaster Market

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:10

I was once on a bus in Finsbury Park, and I looked down and saw this old black dude stagger out of a betting shop, pull down his kecks and curl out a massive fresh steaming turd, right on Seven Sister Road!!

J · Post by J » 21 Dec 2005, 12:26

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I was once on a bus in Finsbury Park, and I looked down and saw this old black dude stagger out of a betting shop, pull down his kecks and curl out a massive fresh steaming turd, right on Seven Sister Road!!

did you clear up after your partner at the time?

Razor · Post by **Razor** » 21 Dec 2005, 12:33

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I'm from County Durham myself and it certainly didn't burn deep that my home town Darlington is very close to Yorkshire but not in it.

I fornicating hate Darlington now

I second that "We ate Darlo ohh we ate Darlo"

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 21 Dec 2005, 13:05

Razor wrote:
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I'm from County Durham myself and it certainly didn't burn deep that my home town Darlington is very close to Yorkshire but not in it.

I fornicating hate Darlington now
I second that "We ate Darlo ohh we ate Darlo"

One of the funniest chants I've heard was from Darlo fans at a Hartlepool derby.

It simply went: "YOU DIRTY, SCRUFFY, BASTARDS!" repeated several times. Fond memories.

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 21 Dec 2005, 13:24

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote: As for Doncaster...I went to the races there once. Never again. I never knew it was possible to fit so many raggers in one place. One lad, who looked about 15, got his cock out and had a piss in the middle of the bookies and no one batted an eyelid.

A mate of mine loves a day at the races and is a massive pi55 head to boot. He has a well-practised routine of relieving himself into a funnel-shaped copy of the Racing Post in the beer tent, to avoid unnecessary queuing for the limited number of toilets on site. Try it some time, it works a treat!

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 21 Dec 2005, 15:43

DavidPayne wrote:No think involved mate. Just factual observations.

I think only the Cornish, Scousers and Toon Army have an equivalent pride in their roots.

And if only Boycott was still playing hey? Do you think he'd have got out for FA on Pakistani feather bed wickets.

They'd still be trying to get him out now.

A what pride?

f we're talking rough towns try Rhyl on the coast in North Wales. In the summer its littered with northerners on their holidays coupled with the local mad sheepshaggers it can be quite a hoot at chucking out time.

Ain't been there for years since I went to the Suncentre but it didn't look that bad.

Although I am proud of being Welsh, North Wales is a fuckin shithole and I cant believe people live there. I've only been back once in the last 3 years its a shit tip. Almost as bad as Yorkshire!

I got sunburned in north wales too going up mountains on a geography trip once with the school.

When most people here talk about Wales theyalways go on about that dump Colemendy!

Yorkshire rocks too, York is better than places like London.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 21 Dec 2005, 15:49

A lot of Mancs and Scousers cant afford real holidays there are fukloads of them in North Wales in the summer.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 21 Dec 2005, 15:57

True that as I hear alot of people talking about there weekend in Wales in some shitty cottage.

states · Post by **states** » 21 Dec 2005, 16:05

J wrote:

p.s. as for most violent towns try Corby sheesh that place is a rough no where else has bothered me too much I have to say but Corby was just a fornicating running battle..

You're fornicating right about that. Corby is just nasty.

rhino222 · Post by **rhino222** » 22 Dec 2005, 15:09

TerribleTerry wrote:
rhino222 wrote:ive only been to donny once, and that was to change trains about 25 years ago when i was 18.

i got attacked for having a man utd scarf on !!

/quote]

With good reason - you aint from Manchester as far as I know.

Support you local club Rhino - Whats wrong with Lincoln?!!?

oi, dont label me with the same shit as other utd supporters...

my parents are both manchester born and bred, utd are in my blood. personally i was born in cyprus......and apollon limassol are also close to my heart. i do follow lincols results and boston utd of course, as im nearest both towns !!

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 22 Dec 2005, 15:33

nickd wrote:A lot of Mancs and Scousers cant afford real holidays there are fukloads of them in North Wales in the summer.

I go on a real holiday every year i will have you know. Cornwall is classed as france these ways.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 22 Dec 2005, 22:40

Neri1983 wrote:
nickd wrote:A lot of Mancs and Scousers cant afford real holidays there are fukloads of them in North Wales in the summer.
I go on a real holiday every year i will have you know. Cornwall is classed as france these ways.

What is there in cornwall except pasties and surfing?

DavidPayne · Post by **DavidPayne** » 23 Dec 2005, 04:54

Poor reception on your mobile.

J · Post by J » 23 Dec 2005, 05:36

cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

DavidPayne · Post by **DavidPayne** » 23 Dec 2005, 06:57

J wrote:cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

Cant play cricket though can they.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 23 Dec 2005, 07:02

J wrote:cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

York rules though.

I could only go to cornwall for pasties.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 23 Dec 2005, 08:27

Max Molyneux wrote:
J wrote:cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

York rules though.

I could only go to cornwall for pasties.

Sayers is only round the corner from mine so i'm okay on that front

J · Post by J » 23 Dec 2005, 08:34

DavidPayne wrote:
J wrote:cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

Cant play cricket though can they.

and you cant play rugby whats your point?

last post form me, have a good one lads, take care of your loved ones and enjoy yourselves.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 23 Dec 2005, 09:03

Neri1983 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:
J wrote:cornwall is beautiful part of the country what are you lot like,

and it doesnt have fornicating great cities sprawling into the countryside like some northern counties I could name, beginning with Y.

York rules though.

I could only go to cornwall for pasties.
Sayers is only round the corner from mine so i'm okay on that front

MMmm sayers food.

A jumbo sausage roll, Donut and Dr Pepper rules.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 24 Dec 2005, 11:30

Max Molyneux wrote:
Neri1983 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote: York rules though.

I could only go to cornwall for pasties.
Sayers is only round the corner from mine so i'm okay on that front
MMmm sayers food.

A jumbo sausage roll, Donut and Dr Pepper rules.

Replace the Donut with a chocolate muffin