7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Stuarty
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Sklar wrote:If that Dong unloaded on your face you'd know about it.
:lol:
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rhino222
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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crusader wrote:
Bobbyptsd wrote:Is this the guy who had his debut on FNF some time last year, came in and sort of cuffed his opponent on the shoulder, and the guy went down and that was it?

Not sure why I'm asking, as there probably aren't myriad seven foot Chinese heavyweights.
That's 6'6" Zhang Zhilei, who won an Olympic silver and World Championships bronze.

Zhang: Image

Giant Dong: Image
Is the beer advert covering up the giant dong?
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Boxing Prospect
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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The other Chinese Heavyweight, Zhang Junlong
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jamesmcdonnell
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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If he wins the title we'll have to call him...wait for it....king dong!

Ithankyou....

Badoom-tish!
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reggaereggae
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jamesmcdonnell wrote:If he wins the title we'll have to call him...wait for it....king dong!

Ithankyou....

Badoom-tish!
Yes, although judging by his skills, it's rather unlikely.

We might get: WBC International Interim Champion Dong, however
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jameswilson
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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rhino222 wrote:
crusader wrote:
Bobbyptsd wrote:Is this the guy who had his debut on FNF some time last year, came in and sort of cuffed his opponent on the shoulder, and the guy went down and that was it?

Not sure why I'm asking, as there probably aren't myriad seven foot Chinese heavyweights.
That's 6'6" Zhang Zhilei, who won an Olympic silver and World Championships bronze.

Zhang: Image

Giant Dong: Image
Is the beer advert covering up the giant dong?
No there's a lifesize model of it in the background. His dong is sponsored by Corona.
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Bobbyptsd
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Would explain why it tastes like piss, as an aside.
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Shirow
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Sklar wrote:If that Dong unloaded on your face you'd know about it.
I think we have a winner. :salut:
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CharlesListon
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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I wouldn't like to be smashed around the ring by any Dong. Least of all a 7 foot Dong. Neither would I like to get to grips with a 7 foot Dong, take control of a 7 foot Dong or work on a cut on a 7 foot Dong.
I'm out of Dong jokes.
I'm 43 ffs.
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milpool
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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CharlesListon wrote:I wouldn't like to be smashed around the ring by any Dong. Least of all a 7 foot Dong. Neither would I like to get to grips with a 7 foot Dong, take control of a 7 foot Dong or work on a cut on a 7 foot Dong.
I'm out of Dong jokes.
I'm 43 ffs.
Come on Charles, Dong give up...!
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handsofstone
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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I wonder if Dong will cum over here,it could get messy if he does
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reggaereggae
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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At a huge 7ft, this particular Dong will be dangerous in any ring...... :doh:
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handsofstone
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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reggaereggae wrote:At a huge 7ft, this particular Dong will be dangerous in any ring...... :doh:
Just when we thought we'd run out :salut:
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Andrew
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Here's his fight from last night. Absolutely destroyed his opponent but come on see the shape of him....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgyw2xUGt4
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jamesmcdonnell
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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Naandrew wrote:Here's his fight from last night. Absolutely destroyed his opponent but come on see the shape of him....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgyw2xUGt4
Round. Definitely round.
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handsofstone
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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I hope that guys alright, he looked to be in some distress
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Rexob
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

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handsofstone wrote:I hope that guys alright, he looked to be in some distress
Wouldn't you be if that big Dong had landed on your head?
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reggaereggae
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Re: 7ft Chinese Dong Returns

Post by reggaereggae »

Rexob wrote:
handsofstone wrote:I hope that guys alright, he looked to be in some distress
Wouldn't you be if that big Dong had landed on your head?
Dong definitely unloaded the money shot on that guy's face
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