If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

Harrison-Bruno, 2003, who wins?

Audley
30
28%
Frank
54
50%
A cream-suited Herbie Hide knocks them both out on their ringwalks
25
23%
 
Total votes: 109

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If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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I've always been fascinated by this, as emblematic as it was of just how much a circus act Audley had become, even with his much-protected '0' intact.

Bruno claims it was never going to happen in his autobiography, though he certainly appeared keen at the time.

Let's assume that mental health issues weren't a factor, and he got into the best physical condition he could have for his 42 years. Obviously we've no idea how ring rusty he'd have been, but hey, it's only a poll, nobody gets hurt. Actually Tomasz Bonin barely got hurt by Harrison either, and he was a pole as well. Pfftt...

Who do you think would have won?
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Couldn't really back against Audley if this happened, he was never really cut out for the pro game but against a 40 odd year old who hadn't fought for 7 years and was going through some pretty serious mental health issues at the time I don't think he would have had much trouble.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

Post by stevieb_8006 »

Audley still had a jab at that stage so I reckon him.

Obv Audley wasn't meant for the pros, but he seemed to lose something physically after that operation
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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A cream suited... :OhYes:
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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If there was a weight between Cruiser and Heavyweight then Herbie Hide would of been a monster.
2003 Audley Harrison could of relied on his amateur experience and beat a faded frank.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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That riot in Bethnal Green. :lol:
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Big Frank retired a long time before that, have a bit of respect. I saw him six months ago and he's still in good nick, though.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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mickey1975 wrote:Big Frank retired a long time before that, have a bit of respect. I saw him six months ago and he's still in good nick, though.
I didn't have you down as a panto fan Mickey ?
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G0mez wrote:
mickey1975 wrote:Big Frank retired a long time before that, have a bit of respect. I saw him six months ago and he's still in good nick, though.
I didn't have you down as a panto fan Mickey ?
Oh yes you did.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Audley would have shit himself and froze.......Bruno in 3 or less
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PredatorHayds wrote:If there was a weight between Cruiser and Heavyweight then Herbie Hide would of been a monster.
200, it just came along too late for him. And like Haye, I don't think he'd have been able to resist moving up.
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Under-rated fighter Hide. Exciting to watch aswell with his knock out power. The riot did a lot of damage to his public image.
Got to admit he was one of my favourite fighters.
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PredatorHayds wrote:Under-rated fighter Hide. Exciting to watch aswell with his knock out power. The riot did a lot of damage to his public image.
Got to admit he was one of my favourite fighters.
Despite it, I felt sorry for Herbie after his 'loss' to Mindaugas Kulikauskas.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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ILikeBeer wrote:
PredatorHayds wrote:Under-rated fighter Hide. Exciting to watch aswell with his knock out power. The riot did a lot of damage to his public image.
Got to admit he was one of my favourite fighters.
Despite it, I felt sorry for Herbie after his 'loss' to Mindaugas Kulikauskas.
That cut stoppage was certainly unfortunate - wouldn't happen under revised rulings.

It would have been interesting what Herbie would have done if the 200lb cruiser limit had been around earlier in his career. He also got himself into position as a cruiser under Ohner late on in his career but then it all just fizzled out before he got a title fight.

His autobiography is a good read.
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G0mez wrote:
mickey1975 wrote:Big Frank retired a long time before that, have a bit of respect. I saw him six months ago and he's still in good nick, though.
I didn't have you down as a panto fan Mickey ?
Had "an evening with" at Henry's. You could tell he still has struggles, most of what you see is an act. He's not a twat or anything, but definitely mentally ill.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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mickey1975 wrote:
G0mez wrote:
mickey1975 wrote:Big Frank retired a long time before that, have a bit of respect. I saw him six months ago and he's still in good nick, though.
I didn't have you down as a panto fan Mickey ?
Had "an evening with" at Henry's. You could tell he still has struggles, most of what you see is an act. He's not a twat or anything, but definitely mentally ill.
Shame to hear it.

You have to wonder if it's the knocks on the head that has brought about his decline.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Was great to see him rise up the rankings a few years ago in his twilight.
Shame he didn't get the big payday his career deserved.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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PredatorHayds wrote:Was great to see him rise up the rankings a few years ago in his twilight.
Shame he didn't get the big payday his career deserved.
Do you mean Frank or Herbie?

I thought both did really rather well financially.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Herbie. He had big fights for good money. Just never had the huge one with a massive payday.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Herbie's purse for his Riddick Bowe trampoline display was two million quid, which he built a Norwich mansion with. Not a bad chunk of change for 1995. Which is also the number of times he was knocked down.
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Let's pretend that Bruno didn't have the mental health issues and also give him a couple of tune-up fights after his seven year lay-off. With those provisos I would pick Frank to best Audley, just look at the calibre of opponent that he was facing in 2003...
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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He should of had a decent payday for his Klitschko defence aswell.
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chinarich wrote:Let's pretend that Bruno didn't have the mental health issues and also give him a couple of tune-up fights after his seven year lay-off. With those provisos I would pick Frank to best Audley, just look at the calibre of opponent that he was facing in 2003...
Didn't Bruno retire after being told a couple more punches could inure his eye?
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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Let's pretend Henry Cooper wasn't dead, was closer in age, and had two warm up fights, would he have beat Audley in 2003?
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Re: If Audley had boxed Bruno in 2003

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PredatorHayds wrote:He should of had a decent payday for his Klitschko defence aswell.
Seemingly Herbie earned in excess of £300M one way or another and he's looking to reinvest in the UK. As it happens, I'm helping his Nigerian representative arrange the transfer of funds as we speak. It's a convoluted process but the end result sounds appealing for all parties.
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