Who's off to Dusseldorf?

[jamesmcdonnell]

I thought I'd start a thread, so that everyone who is going can communicate about where they are etc over the weekend.

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together. All my mates either aren't that into boxing, or have kids and wives who will no way allow a trip to dusseldorf.

[Fuzzy Warbles]

Let me think ..... NO

[jamesmcdonnell]

Well that was worth it eh?

[Fuzzy Warbles]

Sound an utter hoot Jim, personally I'd rather have root canal work.

[Fuzzy Warbles]

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together.

I don't really understand your negativity mate.

I've been on a couple of absolute smash-ups during a boxrec meet - I think you'd be surprised.

[johnswan1]

I'd definitely have been up for it if I was going to the fight. I'd imagine most lads on here are in the same boat - plenty of mates but many of them are either not boxing fans or too much of a casual fan to go, or missus not allowing it.

Problem for me these days is that if I'm going to a UK fight I want to be close enough to the ring to ensure a better all round experience than watching on TV. That prices a lot of lads with a casual interest out straight away. My worst nightmare is being stuck miles away with a load of drunken football yobs who abuse anybody that doesn't join in with their "walking in a "insert home fighter here" wonderland" song or burns the ear off you all evening spitting and dribbling in your face whilst trying to pass on their p1ss poor knowledge.

Would love to do a meet up before a London fight some time.

[forcefraser]

I could be in for a few wets.

Going over with two non boxing fan mates. Heavy lash planned for Friday, steady away saturday arvo, fight, then full on balls deep finisher afterwards.

[Fuzzy Warbles]

steady away saturday arvo, fight, then full on balls deep finisher afterwards.

Could you translate that please?

[forcefraser]

I thought I'd start a thread, so that everyone who is going can communicate about where they are etc over the weekend.

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together. All my mates either aren't that into boxing, or have kids and wives who will no way allow a trip to dusseldorf.

Just imagine being in the position where Your missus will not "allow" you to go to Dusseldorf. I think I`d be having a chat With the divorce lawyer straight away.

Whatever happened to the caveman type who drank his beer, scoffed his curry and told the missus to clean up his puke when he got home.

Some guys play the lap dog role far too willingly in this day and age.

[Fuzzy Warbles]

Just imagine being in the position where Your missus will not "allow" you to go to Dusseldorf

You're still imagining having a 'missus'

[forcefraser]

steady away saturday arvo, fight, then full on balls deep finisher afterwards.

Could you translate that please?

Certainly.

Steady paced lash saturday afternoon and early evening at a boozer with sport showing. Then I make my way to the fight. Afterwards I get in amongst it in Dusseldorf, ruining any bird who fancies a bit.

Are we Crystal?

[Fuzzy Warbles]

Are we Crystal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-AYKo_ygk

[Counter-puncher]

Certainly.

Steady paced lash saturday afternoon and early evening at a boozer with sport showing. Then I make my way to the fight. Afterwards I get in amongst it in Dusseldorf, ruining any bird who fancies a bit.

Are we Crystal?

you're no feather-duster man

[forcefraser]

Certainly.

Steady paced lash saturday afternoon and early evening at a boozer with sport showing. Then I make my way to the fight. Afterwards I get in amongst it in Dusseldorf, ruining any bird who fancies a bit.

Are we Crystal?

you're no feather-duster man

Very true. I love that expression. I`d never heard it before Fury`s dad came out with it. Classic stuff.

[jamesmcdonnell]

I could be in for a few wets.

Going over with two non boxing fan mates. Heavy lash planned for Friday, steady away saturday arvo, fight, then full on balls deep finisher afterwards.

A man after my own heart - I intend to wet the walnut whip whilst over there.

[mickey1975]

Forcefraser can pull women. No way is he a feather duster man.

[jamesmcdonnell]

I thought I'd start a thread, so that everyone who is going can communicate about where they are etc over the weekend.

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together. All my mates either aren't that into boxing, or have kids and wives who will no way allow a trip to dusseldorf.

Just imagine being in the position where Your missus will not "allow" you to go to Dusseldorf. I think I`d be having a chat With the divorce lawyer straight away.

Whatever happened to the caveman type who drank his beer, scoffed his curry and told the missus to clean up his puke when he got home.

Some guys play the lap dog role far too willingly in this day and age.

He's single...that's what happened to him.

[forcefraser]

Forcefraser can pull women. No way is he a feather duster man.

Can`t wait for it now. Dusseldorf is crawling With totty as well. All we need is big Tyson to flatten that big stiff idiot and the weekend will be Complete

[forcefraser]

I thought I'd start a thread, so that everyone who is going can communicate about where they are etc over the weekend.

Think it will be a good laugh to get a bunch of us together. All my mates either aren't that into boxing, or have kids and wives who will no way allow a trip to dusseldorf.

Just imagine being in the position where Your missus will not "allow" you to go to Dusseldorf. I think I`d be having a chat With the divorce lawyer straight away.

Whatever happened to the caveman type who drank his beer, scoffed his curry and told the missus to clean up his puke when he got home.

Some guys play the lap dog role far too willingly in this day and age.

He's single...that's what happened to him.

.... but happy :)

[Stuarty]

No way would I be allowed to Germany!! My missus knows half my mates are mad whore masters and brothel creepers and they regularly visit Hamburg for this purpose! I reckon I'd have about as much chance as getting anal and a snack made than I have going to Germany!

[mickey1975]

No way would I be allowed to Germany!! My missus knows half my mates are mad whore masters and brothel creepers and they regularly visit Hamburg for this purpose! I reckon I'd have about as much chance as getting anal and a snack made than I have going to Germany!

If you don't get anal, a snack made and go on holiday when you feel like it, you are a feather duster man.

[forcefraser]

No way would I be allowed to Germany!! My missus knows half my mates are mad whore masters and brothel creepers and they regularly visit Hamburg for this purpose! I reckon I'd have about as much chance as getting anal and a snack made than I have going to Germany!

I have a solution for you.

You tell the missus that she has two choices: Either you go to Germany with the aim of releasing some built up tension, or she submits to anal on demand for a month.

No feather dustering and either way you come out in front

[Stuarty]

No way would I be allowed to Germany!! My missus knows half my mates are mad whore masters and brothel creepers and they regularly visit Hamburg for this purpose! I reckon I'd have about as much chance as getting anal and a snack made than I have going to Germany!

I have a solution for you.

You tell the missus that she has two choices: Either you og to Germany with the aim of releasing some built up tension, or she submits to anal on demand for a month.

No feather dustering and either way you come out in front

Then I'd need to listen to her moan that her arse is like a Japanese flag though

[MacTavish]

Got tickets - can't wait!