Terry Dooley wrote:I'm all for open letters TBH as long as they're written in a formal, dual era style and start with:'That's it then, Sir, we duel tomorrow at a time that is convenient for the various TV outlets. Although thou art a gentleman, thou art also a foe that liveth within range of my poundage. I'll tell thee how thou hast offended me. Thou holds thy desired portion of the title I covet. I challenge thee to face me at a mutually accepted time, at a place worthy of such a tussle and with a neutral judge. Saucy lackey wenches will also be present to mark time.'
Once the request has been accepted, we'll be treated to a third Open Letter of a more formal nature:
'Sirs, ye hath both acted ill. As promoter, thou hast sealed envelopes that dictate that one of thee must first meet a swarthy Spaniard, named 'The Spanish Harm Harder', and the other an African fighter so tough, so strong henceforth he shall be known as 'Teke Tough Man from a Foreign Land'. Both duels to take place on the same night and under thy auspices in order to whet the appetite of the baying crowd and turn thous forthcoming fight into a Colossus encounter that will fill Wembley fields to brimming point.'
mickey1975 wrote:I'm being inboxed now for being racist against Travellers! I normally get abused for loving them... I'm a "racist piece of poo", apparently! It's called sarcasm Biglefthook...
you're a bad bad man, Mickey and you just can't win.
mickey1975 wrote:I'm being inboxed now for being racist against Travellers! I normally get abused for loving them... I'm a "racist piece of poo", apparently! It's called sarcasm Biglefthook...
you're a bad bad man, Mickey and you just can't win.
And I've had 35 texts off my ex, who says she hates me, because I've been talking to a woman!
mickey1975 wrote:I'm being inboxed now for being racist against Travellers! I normally get abused for loving them... I'm a "racist piece of poo", apparently! It's called sarcasm Biglefthook...
you're a bad bad man, Mickey and you just can't win.
And I've had 35 texts off my ex, who says she hates me, because I've been talking to a woman!
you're a bad bad man, Mickey and you just can't win.