https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale_penisjamesmcdonnell wrote:Making money, like any life skill, requires smarts. I'm a pretty clever dude, but never been very good at making money, whereas some other of my friends with far less intellectual prowess are rolling in it. Such is life.
I console myself with being hung like a whale.
Fury v Klitschko
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keithmoonhangover
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jamesmcdonnell
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I must say, I do love the way the topics here digress tangentally (or should I say tangenitally?) - it never ceases to amaze me where some of them end up. From Fury v Klitschko to blue whale cock is surely one of the most surreal. 
Re: Fury v Klitschko
The problem is that Wlad learnt how to pace himself a long, long time ago. He's more proven at the 12-round distance than Fury.jamesmcdonnell wrote:The times Wlad has lost, aside from Sanders, has been a stamina issue, I agree, that Fury's best, perhaps only chance, is to fight at a high enough pace, to pressure Wlad, but to do that, he has to avoid getting caught.Glass Joe wrote:Got a feeling Fury will get caught in the first 2 rounds, if he can make it to the 5th might be interesting.
If Wlad catches him with a right cross, it will be game over, no way will Fury be able to stand up to Wlad's power punches. In close, he will need to watch out for the short left hook, which is actually Wlad's power shot, he doesn't uncork it often, but when he does, it's a fight ender.
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keithmoonhangover
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I'm also a member of the Brothers of the Long Sword Society. So I understand it can also be a curse.jamesmcdonnell wrote:I must say, I do love the way the topics here digress tangentally (or should I say tangenitally?) - it never ceases to amaze me where some of them end up. From Fury v Klitschko to blue whale cock is surely one of the most surreal.
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jamesmcdonnell
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It is indeed brother, it is indeed.keithmoonhangover wrote:I'm also a member of the Brothers of the Long Sword Society. So I understand it can also be a curse.jamesmcdonnell wrote:I must say, I do love the way the topics here digress tangentally (or should I say tangenitally?) - it never ceases to amaze me where some of them end up. From Fury v Klitschko to blue whale cock is surely one of the most surreal.
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keithmoonhangover
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I've had some cut off, just so I can walk without it swinging like a pendulum.jamesmcdonnell wrote:It is indeed brother, it is indeed.keithmoonhangover wrote:I'm also a member of the Brothers of the Long Sword Society. So I understand it can also be a curse.jamesmcdonnell wrote:I must say, I do love the way the topics here digress tangentally (or should I say tangenitally?) - it never ceases to amaze me where some of them end up. From Fury v Klitschko to blue whale cock is surely one of the most surreal.
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jamesmcdonnell
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I've had some cut off, just so I can walk without it swinging like a pendulum.
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I had to lose a bit, kept getting friction burns on my bell end from it scraping along the pavement. The only alternative was to roll it up like a boerwurst, but then it wouldn't fit in my pants.
I've had some cut off, just so I can walk without it swinging like a pendulum.
I had to lose a bit, kept getting friction burns on my bell end from it scraping along the pavement. The only alternative was to roll it up like a boerwurst, but then it wouldn't fit in my pants.
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lastruebeliever
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Re: Fury v Klitschko
Fury should not have bottled when an in shape Ustinov stood up to him. I know he had 'family issues' but 24 hours previously he'd been castigating Chisora for a no-show. He could have done with the experience of a big guy with a jab. Cynically he realised if he got beat he'd lose his rankings. I don't believe he's the fighting man he claims he is. I'd be happy if he beat Wlad but he won't. Early doors KO.
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mickey1975
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Re: Fury v Klitschko
His uncle went on to die! It's not like he made it up!lastruebeliever wrote:Fury should not have bottled when an in shape Ustinov stood up to him. I know he had 'family issues' but 24 hours previously he'd been castigating Chisora for a no-show. He could have done with the experience of a big guy with a jab. Cynically he realised if he got beat he'd lose his rankings. I don't believe he's the fighting man he claims he is. I'd be happy if he beat Wlad but he won't. Early doors KO.
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handsofstone
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Re: Fury v Klitschko
Allegedly have pulled out the running for showing the Klitschko-Fury fight with Sky looking to pick it up for PPV although Wlad's manager says theres another 2 networks interested,apparantly Noxbation were gonna bid 12 million for it
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could be channel 5 too ! not !handsofstone wrote:Allegedly have pulled out the running for showing the Klitschko-Fury fight with Sky looking to pick it up for PPV although Wlad's manager says theres another 2 networks interested,apparantly Noxbation were gonna bid 12 million for it
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handsofstone
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Re: Fury v Klitschko
Channel 5,ITV and BT are all unable to purchase a fight of this size apparantlyrd350lc wrote:could be channel 5 too ! not !handsofstone wrote:Allegedly have pulled out the running for showing the Klitschko-Fury fight with Sky looking to pick it up for PPV although Wlad's manager says theres another 2 networks interested,apparantly Noxbation were gonna bid 12 million for it
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was being a bit cynical Stone , it's a real shame tbh because this fight could do big numbers on mainstream tv if it was plugged enough , like you say tho will never happen , don't the mainstream German broadcasters show any of the bigger fights ? i'm sure they used to back in the day
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Suprised channel 5 didn't ask mick for the rights in return for a bigger contact/ more shows, that's what i would of done.
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jamesmcdonnell
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I think ZDF show most of them.rd350lc wrote:was being a bit cynical Stone , it's a real shame tbh because this fight could do big numbers on mainstream tv if it was plugged enough , like you say tho will never happen , don't the mainstream German broadcasters show any of the bigger fights ? i'm sure they used to back in the day
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If I am not mistaken I am sure the fight is free to air in Germany. Disappoints me PPV for this fight Wlad is a different league plus it would be mega over here on terrestrial as it is the World Heavyweight Championship.handsofstone wrote:Allegedly have pulled out the running for showing the Klitschko-Fury fight with Sky looking to pick it up for PPV although Wlad's manager says theres another 2 networks interested,apparantly Noxbation were gonna bid 12 million for it
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Interesting that its free to air in Germany they are obviously behind the curve when it comes to exploiting people in the UK they are first class.
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I'm surprised that Eurosport weren't in the running, considering their recent history of showing Klitschko fights. 
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Boxerbeetle
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Yeah, as far as I'm aware they don't have PPV in Germany at all. It'll obviously be PPV over here (yet another incentive to cancel Sky, for anyone who still needs a reason!), but at least it being free to air in Germany means streams will be very easy to find.Naandrew wrote:If I am not mistaken I am sure the fight is free to air in Germany. Disappoints me PPV for this fight Wlad is a different league plus it would be era over here on terrestrial as it is the World Heavyweight Championship.handsofstone wrote:Allegedly have pulled out the running for showing the Klitschko-Fury fight with Sky looking to pick it up for PPV although Wlad's manager says theres another 2 networks interested,apparantly Noxbation were gonna bid 12 million for it
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mickey1975
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Re: Fury v Klitschko
You have to pay to watch telly in Germany anyway.
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jamesmcdonnell
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How do you mean? I thought ZDF, RDF and RTL were free terrestrial/satellite channels?mickey1975 wrote:You have to pay to watch telly in Germany anyway.
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jamesmcdonnell
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_t ... c_Channelsjamesmcdonnell wrote:How do you mean? I thought ZDF, RDF and RTL were free terrestrial/satellite channels?mickey1975 wrote:You have to pay to watch telly in Germany anyway.
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jamesmcdonnell wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_t ... c_Channelsjamesmcdonnell wrote:How do you mean? I thought ZDF, RDF and RTL were free terrestrial/satellite channels?mickey1975 wrote:You have to pay to watch telly in Germany anyway.
Aaaah right maybe it is the fight is not PPV in Germany then ie like being on sky sports 1 over here
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jamesmcdonnell
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It's on RTL. Klit signed a 5 year extension with them in June this year.
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FW speaking out about this fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_bDPGy7QPg
Sounds like he has been done over invested in getting Fury mandatory for the fight on his channel then its not happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_bDPGy7QPg
Sounds like he has been done over invested in getting Fury mandatory for the fight on his channel then its not happening.