Mr Calzaghe: The Movie

[Boxerbeetle]

Anyone heard much about the new Calzaghe film? Released in cinemas Nov 20th apparently.

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12 ... zaghe-that

[Stuarty]

First I've heard of it lol. As much as I'm a fan of Joe I don't think any film would be too exciting!

[Sklar]

Who is playing Kristina Rihanoff and does she get her tits out?

[whiskey]

"Starring Star Wars legend Kenny Baker as Peter Manfredo Jr"

[bripez]

Who would they get to play Enzo?

He probably thinks that if he puts a bit more kiwi polish on his muzzy and hair - he will then look 10 years younger and he could then play as himself

[Sklar]

"Starring Star Wars legend Kenny Baker as Peter Manfredo Jr"

DD and Morgan Freeman as Bernard Hopkins.

[orbtastic]

Who would they get to play Enzo?

He probably thinks that if he puts a bit more kiwi polish on his muzzy and hair - he will then look 10 years younger and he could then play as himself

"Sesame Street's Elmo unavailable for comment"

[jamesmcdonnell]

Who would they get to play Enzo?

He probably thinks that if he puts a bit more kiwi polish on his muzzy and hair - he will then look 10 years younger and he could then play as himself

Paul Chuckle?

[jamesmcdonnell]

First I've heard of it lol. As much as I'm a fan of Joe I don't think any film would be too exciting!

That's an understatement. Outside the ring, Joe has the charm of a rice-pudding skin.

[CharlesListon]

"Starring Star Wars legend Kenny Baker as Peter Manfredo Jr"

DD and Morgan Freeman as Bernard Hopkins.

Ha ha...awesome.

[Cyclops]

"Starring Star Wars legend Kenny Baker as Peter Manfredo Jr"

[littlekinny]

First I've heard of it lol. As much as I'm a fan of Joe I don't think any film would be too exciting!

That's an understatement. Outside the ring, Joe has the charm of a rice-pudding skin.

haha very good! Cant say I know him on a personal level but seems to be the consensus.....thing is though the skin is a lot better than it looks...

[deadpan]

Don Warrington as Chris Eubank.
Jimmy Durante as Carl Froch.
Robin Reid would play himself. It'd be momentous. The first film he's been in where he kept his shorts on.

[Boxerbeetle]

Wesley Snipes as Jeff Lacy

[reggaereggae]

Who's playing Joe? Joe Pesci - "they can't take the power Jim"
"What do you mean I got bad hands? Nooooo nooooo you said I got bad hands!? What the fornicate do you mean I Got bad hands???!"

[Nightmare Roy]

Who would they get to play Enzo?

He probably thinks that if he puts a bit more kiwi polish on his muzzy and hair - he will then look 10 years younger and he could then play as himself

Paul Chuckle?

Beat me too it!

[jamesmcdonnell]

This is becoming one of my favourite threads. They should come to us for reviews.

Guest Starring


Cuba Gooding Jr as Roy Jones Jr.
Djimon Honsou as Kabary Salem
Warwick Davis as Mger Mkrtchyan
Will Smith as Charles Brewer

I have to say Don Warringon as Chris Eubank really cracked me up.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Don Warrington as Chris Eubank.
Jimmy Durante as Carl Froch.
Robin Reid would play himself. It'd be momentous. The first film he's been in where he kept his shorts on.

Hahaha - brilliant mate.

[forcefraser]

Chuck Gardner as Tucker Pudwell

[PredatorHayds]

Dolph Lundgren as Mikkel Kessler.

Who's going to be Fwank? Billy Mitchell.

[palooka]

Donald Trump could play Fwank but who could be Gavin Rees?

[bripez]

Donald Trump could play Fwank but who could be Gavin Rees?

Vern Troyer would be good.

[palooka]

Donald Trump could play Fwank but who could be Gavin Rees?

Vern Troyer would be good.

Or Warwick Davis?

[handsofstone]

Cracking thread lads keep it up

[palooka]

Larry O as Jeff Lacy
Lee Froch as Carl Froch
Johnny Depp as Eddie Hearn
Natalie Imbruglia as Kellie Maloney
Ron Jeremy as Robin Reid
Charlie Zelanoff as Peter Manfredo
Bob Dylan as Enzo Calzaghe