Mr Calzaghe: The Movie

[deadpan]

That old Bake Off woman as Bruce Forsyth
A recently painted fence as David Starie
Yosser Hughes as Sakio Bika
Kim Jong-il as Sven Ottke

[Grilling Machine]

Ron Jeremy as Robin Reid

If we're talking the 'obviously past his best' version against Froch, Derek Acorah.

Kevin Hart as Evans Ashira.

[Emmseegee]

Looks like it could be a good documentary judging from the trailer.

The guy who plays Ray Donovan could be a good Calzaghe.

[Sklar]

Adam Smith


Steve Bunce


Mickey Duff


Mickey Vann


Eddie Hearn


Frank Maloney

[Counter-puncher]

[Counter-puncher]

Who would they get to play Enzo?

He probably thinks that if he puts a bit more kiwi polish on his muzzy and hair - he will then look 10 years younger and he could then play as himself

"Sesame Street's Elmo unavailable for comment"

[danconnollyeire]

Donald Trump could play Fwank but who could be Gavin Rees?

Vin Deseal?

[palooka]

Wurzle Gummage could play Enzo Mac

[Like a Boss]

[Sklar]

Why not just call it 'Calzaghe'? The 'Mr' bit is naff and makes me think of Roger Hargreaves and co.

[Wales]

Why not just call it 'Calzaghe'? The 'Mr' bit is naff and makes me think of Roger Hargreaves and co.

Agreed, if it was a documentary on Frank Maloney I could understand it being called "Miss Maloney" but not in this instance.

Mind you, Joe never had a long term or decent nickname. "The Hitman", "Dark Destroyer", "Hands of Stone" etc... So maybe they added "Mr" to just jazz it up.

Bigger issue is the fact, as good as he was, Joe never had an interesting back story!

[dookus]

How the fornicate are they going to make this into a story