The GoldenBuzz Challenge

[BoxBuzz]

We issue a challenge to all.


As a result of our kind and benevolent nature, we were dead last in the drafting this year. Yes yes we had the opportunity to be first....however we grow tired of absolute undisputed dominance of this forum

And if we were first....that would mean that all others would continue suffering simulated one sided beatings all season long with little or no hope of even a break even season. As GBP once again dominated another season with merciless hostility toward all. Something we have grown tired of.

So...we want to find those of you who have a strong constitution, a willing mindset, and adventurous spirit.

After our 6 week exclusive engagement with the Reviled, we want YOU the little guy to experience the GoldenBuzz first class chance at a 100% simulated POSSIBLE winning experience!

Sign on for a 3 and 3 give and take with Liles and Dominguez. Anyone who can sweep a series against the GoldenBuzz Galaxy of stars will have bragging rights with their grandchildren.

Who will be next? Simply sign up below, and gain valuable experience with this once in a lifetime generous opportunity to have nearly half a chance against the best managed fighters in Sim History.



WAIT!!!....and that's not all, if you act now and should win 6 of 6.....you will be indicted for conspiratorial tampering of judges, and sent to SimPrison for the foreseeable future!

This is your chance to work in tandem with the powers that be, to snuff the GoldenoFascistTerrorists once and for all!


Don't miss this GOLDEN opportunity!!

[palooka]

What do I have to do?

I've got Carl Thompson and Tommy Hearns.

[palooka]

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

[BoxBuzz]

Not to worry, you have shown great grit and determination to attempt to face our stable with your two lackeys.

Once our 6 fight contract is over with the Reviled, Week 7? I believe.....you are now signed to a six week contract.....two 3 and 3 contiguous matches to see if any of your fighters can sweep 3 out of 3. Weeks 7,8,9,10 and 11.

Thank you for participating in the GoldenBuzz Challenge.


Now....IF cross weight fights are not allowed, we will of course accept a three fight contract. We are not sure just how many rules their are this season......there are so many to keep up with. I think that would put us on for weeks 5,6, 7? Not quite certain.

Now don't try backing out of all or part of this agreement.....otherwise you will be judged by many to be a worthless and despicable cluckmaster.

[gilgamesh]

Not to worry, you have shown great grit and determination to attempt to face our stable with your two lackeys.

Once our 6 fight contract is over with the Reviled, Week 7? I believe.....you are now signed to a six week contract.....two 3 and 3 contiguous matches to see if any of your fighters can sweep 3 out of 3. Weeks 7,8,9,10 and 11.

Thank you for participating in the GoldenBuzz Challenge.


Now....IF cross weight fights are not allowed, we will of course accept a three fight contract. We are not sure just how many rules their are this season......there are so many to keep up with. I think that would put us on for weeks 5,6, 7? Not quite certain.

Now don't try backing out of all or part of this agreement.....otherwise you will be judged by many to be a worthless and despicable cluckmaster.

Our contract will be over after Week 5. I challenged you in Week 3, and I accepted 2 more fights as part of a stable War with your boys. So that we could have 6 fights total.

So Week 4 will be the second week or our contractual engagement, and Week 5 will be the 3rd and final matches of our little Stable War.

So in Week 6 our schedules will be freed up to seek fame and fortune elsewhere, and my fighters will have proven superior to yours making your Golden Buzz challenge hollow from it's very outset.

[BoxBuzz]

Not to worry, you have shown great grit and determination to attempt to face our stable with your two lackeys.

Once our 6 fight contract is over with the Reviled, Week 7? I believe.....you are now signed to a six week contract.....two 3 and 3 contiguous matches to see if any of your fighters can sweep 3 out of 3. Weeks 7,8,9,10 and 11.

Thank you for participating in the GoldenBuzz Challenge.


Now....IF cross weight fights are not allowed, we will of course accept a three fight contract. We are not sure just how many rules their are this season......there are so many to keep up with. I think that would put us on for weeks 5,6, 7? Not quite certain.

Now don't try backing out of all or part of this agreement.....otherwise you will be judged by many to be a worthless and despicable cluckmaster.

Our contract will be over after Week 5. I challenged you in Week 3, and I accepted 2 more fights as part of a stable War with your boys. So that we could have 6 fights total.

So Week 4 will be the second week or our contractual engagement, and Week 5 will be the 3rd and final matches of our little Stable War.

So in Week 6 our schedules will be freed up to seek fame and fortune elsewhere, and my fighters will have proven superior to yours making your Golden Buzz challenge hollow from it's very outset.

Does this mean we can not have "cross weight" fights? Just curious.....trying to keep track of the rules. And by the way....if you will look at our initial discussion, I think I was clear that I was suggesting a full 6 weeks.....so if that's allowable and you leave early, I'll have no choice but to call you on your obvious cutting and running from a challenge. Now if it's against the rules, then I have no choice but to join voices with you and complain about all these government restrictions.

[gilgamesh]

I'm not gonna fight you for 6 weeks straight dude , I took your initial contract suggestion to be that we would fight until Week 6. Which will give us a chance to have 3 fights with both members of our stable. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the various Tournaments and what not of the season, but after I beat you for the next 2 weeks I'm gonna move on to other opponents.

[BoxBuzz]

I'm not gonna fight you for 6 weeks straight dude , I took your initial contract suggestion to be that we would fight until Week 6. Which will give us a chance to have 3 fights with both members of our stable. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the various Tournaments and what not of the season, but after I beat you for the next 2 weeks I'm gonna move on to other opponents.

Well of course you're not.....you are frightened at the prospect....I never expected you to live up to the contract. But go back and read it and weep.

That's WHY it's so darn challenging.....people can't get it done.

That's what keeps GBP at the top. What top? The VERY top!

I'm getting to wonder if you're even going to go 3 fights at this rate.

[gilgamesh]

I'm not gonna fight you for 6 weeks straight dude , I took your initial contract suggestion to be that we would fight until Week 6. Which will give us a chance to have 3 fights with both members of our stable. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the various Tournaments and what not of the season, but after I beat you for the next 2 weeks I'm gonna move on to other opponents.

Well of course you're not.....you are frightened at the prospect....I never expected you to live up to the contract. But go back and read it and weep.

That's WHY it's so darn challenging.....people can't get it done.

That's what keeps GBP at the top. What top? The VERY top!

I'm getting to wonder if you're even going to go 3 fights at this rate.

As you can see though in my agreement I said this "You know what you old S.O.B." I will fight you 3 times straight.

So that indicates I was agreeing to a 3 week deal with you. Which is indeed the case.

[BoxBuzz]

I'm not gonna fight you for 6 weeks straight dude , I took your initial contract suggestion to be that we would fight until Week 6. Which will give us a chance to have 3 fights with both members of our stable. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the various Tournaments and what not of the season, but after I beat you for the next 2 weeks I'm gonna move on to other opponents.

Well of course you're not.....you are frightened at the prospect....I never expected you to live up to the contract. But go back and read it and weep.

That's WHY it's so darn challenging.....people can't get it done.

That's what keeps GBP at the top. What top? The VERY top!

I'm getting to wonder if you're even going to go 3 fights at this rate.

As you can see though in my agreement I said this "You know what you old S.O.B." I will fight you 3 times straight.

So that indicates I was agreeing to a 3 week deal with you. Which is indeed the case.

Yes, yes yes, ...you are keeping with what YOU agreed to do. And if you AGREE to walk away after this fight, we could say the same.

But you have failed the challenge, which is to go the full half dozen.

And that is why you are, and shall remain, reviled.

[gilgamesh]

Yes, yes yes, ...you are keeping with what YOU agreed to do. And if you AGREE to walk away after this fight, we could say the same.

But you have failed the challenge, which is to go the full half dozen.

And that is why you are, and shall remain, reviled.

With a full stable war brewing with our guys. Once Week 5 is completed my boys and your boys will have fought each other a half dozen times. Anymore than that would be overkill.

[Crease]

Does this mean we can not have "cross weight" fights? Just curious.....trying to keep track of the rules.

Cross Weight fights have been prohibited until the 2nd half of the season (beginning Week 21). Hence the reason we have our Berlin Wall, it keeps fighters on their own side of it.

[BoxBuzz]

Yes, yes yes, ...you are keeping with what YOU agreed to do. And if you AGREE to walk away after this fight, we could say the same.

But you have failed the challenge, which is to go the full half dozen.

And that is why you are, and shall remain, reviled.

With a full stable war brewing with our guys. Once Week 5 is completed my boys and your boys will have fought each other a half dozen times. Anymore than that would be overkill.

Crease has clarified. Too bad...beating down your flimsy stable every week for the entire tournament would have been our wish.

[gilgamesh]

Yes, yes yes, ...you are keeping with what YOU agreed to do. And if you AGREE to walk away after this fight, we could say the same.

But you have failed the challenge, which is to go the full half dozen.

And that is why you are, and shall remain, reviled.

With a full stable war brewing with our guys. Once Week 5 is completed my boys and your boys will have fought each other a half dozen times. Anymore than that would be overkill.

Crease has clarified. Too bad...beating down your flimsy stable every week for the entire tournament would have been our wish.

So am I to understand you intend to nullify our contract after Week 4 so that you can compete in the David Haye Tournament in Week 5? Because my stable is not competing in that. We at the BrainTrust do not want David Haye, because I personally don't care for him, and wouldn't want any part in guiding him to success.

[BoxBuzz]

Nah....I would win the David Haye tournament, and Crease would have to create a "rule" to disqualify me for such and such. Crease already works hard enough, no sense making him work more overtime. He don't get paid near enough.


.....Not saying that he wouldn't accept a donation now and again.