The Official English (Chris) Eubank Jungle thread.

[Mimmy]

Would be nice to just have 1 thread for English whilst he is in the jungle to discuss or just take the piss.


I just hope he sucks or chews a few bollox and cocks while he is entertaining us. I do think however he will be the publics vote on most tasks, especially if it does include cocks and balls.

[rpms]

I was in for the first "fought Nigel Benn' reference,so just 4 minutes and done for me

[Happy Slapper]

He'll be the first voted out. I like him, but I think he annoys most people.

[keirw]

Whenever these shows come down to voting people out it's usually the laid back, quite ones who get voted out first as they are seen as 'boring'.
For that reason I can see Chris staying in a while, but he will annoy people, he definitely won't win

[Mimmy]

I dont think he'll be voted out early. I tend to think the public will want him to do some nasty eating tasks.

[Terminator666]

With Chris there I. Sure the long evenings around the camp fire will fly by.

[forestbox]

I really I fought he has going to get the first trial, fought everyone would vote him.

[Rexob]

Some people who watch that won't even know who Eubank is? Saying that I don't know at least 4 of them other glory hunters!

[rd350lc]

thought he was very quiet and boring tbh

[tedley]

As soon as he puts his monocle in he'll show you the real Chris

[bigjack]

i've been playing Eubank bingo everytime he mentions nigel benn,only need one now for a house lol

[Bobbyptsd]

I'm not British, so I have to ask, is it ok that I see Chris Eubank as a real life Brian Fellows?

[Kilburn]

Don't know if I can be bothered this time. Would have preferred Eubank Jr to be in there much more.

[whiskey]

Lady c is a boss.

Using her cutlery

[Sklar]

I have just discovered that 11 bottles of Bud is the perfect amount to get a giggle out of this programme.

[Sklar]

Pissing my sides here. The Geordie lass is a good sport.

[handsofstone]

I have just discovered that 11 bottles of Bud is the perfect amount to get a giggle out of this programme.

I was in stitches at that lass screaming there,i havent heard screams that high pitched since Dean Gaffney was in there

[rd350lc]

the wee little presenters were trying hard not to laugh too !

[reggaereggae]

I know it's a boxer so may be more interesting than usual, but I can't believe anyone with an IQ over 72 (official retarded level) would watch this shi1te

[rd350lc]

I know it's a boxer so may be more interesting than usual, but I can't believe anyone with an IQ over 72 (official retarded level) would watch this shi1te

suppose you have a point , wonder what percentage of the country watch it ?

[Andrew]

I know it's a boxer so may be more interesting than usual, but I can't believe anyone with an IQ over 72 (official retarded level) would watch this shi1te

suppose you have a point , wonder what percentage of the country watch it ?

Loads watch it that's why it's been going all these years. 2002 was the first when Benn was in it . Every office Ive worked in the women always talk about it.

Watched it last night for the first time in about 5-6 years I reckon was pretty funny actually but doubt I could stick it if I watched it all the time as the people would really get on my nerves. Eubank wasn't on much last night though

[Sklar]

I know it's a boxer so may be more interesting than usual, but I can't believe anyone with an IQ over 72 (official retarded level) would watch this shi1te

I've tuned in for the first time because of this topic and found the bit where they were tipping the creatures on the 'celebs' extremely funny. The rest of it was crap. Put me down as a retard.

[Bodyshot3]

I've been hugely surprised by Chris and Duncan Bannatyne...two majorly strong, outspoken Alpha Males who've bossed the living hell out of more than a few people in their time but they're (mainly) just quitely going about their business. I thought they'd be absolute nutters.

Maybe they're just doing some smart game playing....its a marathon and not a sprint, don't impose yourself too early etc.....but Chris in particular seems to be a gentle if deeply, deeply eccentric bloke.

I've met him a couple of times in Brighton and he was reserved, nice and not at all egoistical....so seeing this again makes me wonder that Chris really was speaking the truth that boxing was a business for him and a great deal of what he did was to sell tickets, get hs future fixed and maximise his earnings.

There's definitely a far more reserved, generous and decent side to Lord Eubank.....but he can switch back to the showman when he needs to....and that's why the show is good to watch.

[Boxerbeetle]

I've watched bits of pieces of this but don't think I've heard Chris speak yet. Hopefully he'll get involved in the trials coming up now.

The Geordie lass (Vicky?) is well fit, good excuse to watch if nothing else.

[PredatorHayds]

Are ant and dec going to start calling him English?