That such a dumb thing so allayed with brute creation could even think of beating Lewis, Tyson, Foreman, and half of the dozen other top heavies of his era is beating on empty garbage cans. We have the final results of the Lewis fight, an easy KO for Lewis. His thug manager managed to extend out his career with some gonad transplants against 3rd tier fighters, but the heroic Eddie Futch finally had to wash his hands of him in disgust. Big Dummy then realized the US Marines provided free room and board, so he slept in mornings before going back for 4ths and 5ths at mess. The Marines wanted to turn him into a real fighter though, not the Pillsbury Dough Boy, so he soon washed out of basic as expected. All he wanted to be was the trivia answer to who was the last unified US heavy champion, so it's nice of his fellow noodles to expose his comedic career tragedy yet again.
Well done sirs! 8)
