Are You Buying the April 9th Joshua vs Martin PPV?

[danamba7]

What a place

If only I could remember how I got there!

If we ever had a proper Boxrec meet-up, that's exactly the sort of place I can imagine us visiting

Get it arranged!

[reggaereggae]

Sadly I'll probably end up buying it just because I'm at the football in the day so if I buy it I'll go home nice and sensible if I don't I'll end up on it till 3am in the morning and waste a poo load more money!

Haha, that sounds a familiar tale. I went to play pool last Saturday, nice gentle afternoon, after 3 large Jamesons, and 2 pints of Cider, I ended up being thrown out of a bar after getting caught up to no good in the Khazi.

All in all, spent 130 quid, and ended up getting to sleep at 5.00 a.m and ruined all my plans for sunday, plus the bonus of prolonging a chest infection.

I'm glad to find excuses not to go out these days.

up to no good in the khazi? What were you doing?!?
- rehydrating yourself by drinking out of the bowl?
- jacking off whilst singing a Dean Martin song?
- repainting the cubicle in a new colour called 'curry diarrhoea soft brown'?
- getting oral sex off a transgender dwarf?
- stripping off and rolling yourself in toilet paper.... Whikst wanking....AND singing a Dean Martin sing?
- all of the above???

I'd like a poll, I'm sure regular posters need to know

[jamesmcdonnell]

Sadly I'll probably end up buying it just because I'm at the football in the day so if I buy it I'll go home nice and sensible if I don't I'll end up on it till 3am in the morning and waste a poo load more money!

Haha, that sounds a familiar tale. I went to play pool last Saturday, nice gentle afternoon, after 3 large Jamesons, and 2 pints of Cider, I ended up being thrown out of a bar after getting caught up to no good in the Khazi.

All in all, spent 130 quid, and ended up getting to sleep at 5.00 a.m and ruined all my plans for sunday, plus the bonus of prolonging a chest infection.

I'm glad to find excuses not to go out these days.

up to no good in the khazi? What were you doing?!?
- rehydrating yourself by drinking out of the bowl?
- jacking off whilst singing a Dean Martin song?
- repainting the cubicle in a new colour called 'curry diarrhoea soft brown'?
- getting oral sex off a transgender dwarf?
- stripping off and rolling yourself in toilet paper.... Whikst wanking....AND singing a Dean Martin sing?
- all of the above???

I'd like a poll, I'm sure regular posters need to know

Jamming a peacock feather up my japs eye and smoking crack, whilst teabagging a dwarf.

[Webbo911]

Working in Germany so hopefully gonna catch it some other way.

[palooka]

I ordered it the other day, I'm not really happy that every decent Sky bout is PPV and I've not bought a few on principal but my stand has done no good . The card isn't a really good one and the main event may be over very fast - this is the reality of being a boxing fan in 2016 - I wonder if it'll be any better in a couple of years?

[milpool]

Yes, I'm the type of guy that Eddie is making a mug of. More fool me...

[Stuarty]

Haha, that sounds a familiar tale. I went to play pool last Saturday, nice gentle afternoon, after 3 large Jamesons, and 2 pints of Cider, I ended up being thrown out of a bar after getting caught up to no good in the Khazi.

All in all, spent 130 quid, and ended up getting to sleep at 5.00 a.m and ruined all my plans for sunday, plus the bonus of prolonging a chest infection.

I'm glad to find excuses not to go out these days.

up to no good in the khazi? What were you doing?!?
- rehydrating yourself by drinking out of the bowl?
- jacking off whilst singing a Dean Martin song?
- repainting the cubicle in a new colour called 'curry diarrhoea soft brown'?
- getting oral sex off a transgender dwarf?
- stripping off and rolling yourself in toilet paper.... Whikst wanking....AND singing a Dean Martin sing?
- all of the above???

I'd like a poll, I'm sure regular posters need to know

Jamming a peacock feather up my japs eye and smoking crack, whilst teabagging a dwarf.

I done a real 'lol' there

[Rob3_142]

Not buying. If I was flush with cash I definitely would, but as an unemployed student - not happeneing. I think AJ v Whyte was definitely worth the money, and expect this to be done inside the distance, so equally worth it.

Is it immoral to stream? Or do people do it and just not say...?

[Sklar]

Nope.

Not much point from a ringside seat......

Fair one. Al Haymon gets his tickets from Loynesy.

[reggaereggae]

Haha, that sounds a familiar tale. I went to play pool last Saturday, nice gentle afternoon, after 3 large Jamesons, and 2 pints of Cider, I ended up being thrown out of a bar after getting caught up to no good in the Khazi.

All in all, spent 130 quid, and ended up getting to sleep at 5.00 a.m and ruined all my plans for sunday, plus the bonus of prolonging a chest infection.

I'm glad to find excuses not to go out these days.

up to no good in the khazi? What were you doing?!?
- rehydrating yourself by drinking out of the bowl?
- jacking off whilst singing a Dean Martin song?
- repainting the cubicle in a new colour called 'curry diarrhoea soft brown'?
- getting oral sex off a transgender dwarf?
- stripping off and rolling yourself in toilet paper.... Whikst wanking....AND singing a Dean Martin sing?
- all of the above???

I'd like a poll, I'm sure regular posters need to know

Jamming a peacock feather up my japs eye and smoking crack, whilst teabagging a dwarf.

You kinky fvcker.... Just for future reference there are bars (i'm told.... ) where this kind of practice is standard, and you wouldn't be thrown out.

Mainly in Vauxhall.....maybe 'Hoist' might be more your cup of tea?

[Stuarty]

up to no good in the khazi? What were you doing?!?
- rehydrating yourself by drinking out of the bowl?
- jacking off whilst singing a Dean Martin song?
- repainting the cubicle in a new colour called 'curry diarrhoea soft brown'?
- getting oral sex off a transgender dwarf?
- stripping off and rolling yourself in toilet paper.... Whikst wanking....AND singing a Dean Martin sing?
- all of the above???

I'd like a poll, I'm sure regular posters need to know

Jamming a peacock feather up my japs eye and smoking crack, whilst teabagging a dwarf.

You kinky fvcker.... Just for future reference there are bars (i'm told.... ) where this kind of practice is standard, and you wouldn't be thrown out.

Mainly in Vauxhall.....maybe 'Hoist' might be more your cup of tea?

What's the address? I'd love to fukk a dwarf! Sexy little bastards

[handsofstone]

Im still undecided,ive got an android box so im thinking about watching it on that,i just got it recently and the only live boxing ive watched on it so far was the Broner/Theophane card last friday and it was perfect all the way through the undercard then when the main event come on it started acting the goat,it kept freezing,it wasnt too bad but it was enough to piss me off

I cant be bothered with that for this show,im gonna use thre android for the Pacquiao card because i havent got Prem Sports so ive no choice really but i think i'll watch that 1st on it then i'll decide whether to bin Virgin all together,or i might just downgrade,bin Sky Sports,keep allegedly because Tivo is a godsend and handy for the early hour shows,ive no problen whatsover paying £12 a month for that,its the Sky Sports that does my nut in

[jamesmcdonnell]

Jamming a peacock feather up my japs eye and smoking crack, whilst teabagging a dwarf.

You kinky fvcker.... Just for future reference there are bars (i'm told.... ) where this kind of practice is standard, and you wouldn't be thrown out.

Mainly in Vauxhall.....maybe 'Hoist' might be more your cup of tea?

What's the address? I'd love to fukk a dwarf! Sexy little bastards

Their moustaches tickle though.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Im still undecided,ive got an android box so im thinking about watching it on that,i just got it recently and the only live boxing ive watched on it so far was the Broner/Theophane card last friday and it was perfect all the way through the undercard then when the main event come on it started acting the goat,it kept freezing,it wasnt too bad but it was enough to piss me off

I cant be bothered with that for this show,im gonna use thre android for the Pacquiao card because i havent got Prem Sports so ive no choice really but i think i'll watch that 1st on it then i'll decide whether to bin Virgin all together,or i might just downgrade,bin Sky Sports,keep allegedly because Tivo is a godsend and handy for the early hour shows,ive no problen whatsover paying £12 a month for that,its the Sky Sports that does my nut in

What the dickens is an android box when it's at home, or indeed, staying at a friend's house?

[jamesmcdonnell]

I ordered it the other day, I'm not really happy that every decent Sky bout is PPV and I've not bought a few on principal but my stand has done no good . The card isn't a really good one and the main event may be over very fast - this is the reality of being a boxing fan in 2016 - I wonder if it'll be any better in a couple of years?

Not if people keep on handing over cash for these events. I'm not having a pop at you, I'm as much to blame, I handed over my money for the last Joshua fight. It's not that much money for one event, but when it gets to the point that every decent (on paper) scrap has to be paid for, it becomes extremely expensive.

[veriton]

Im still undecided,ive got an android box so im thinking about watching it on that,i just got it recently and the only live boxing ive watched on it so far was the Broner/Theophane card last friday and it was perfect all the way through the undercard then when the main event come on it started acting the goat,it kept freezing,it wasnt too bad but it was enough to piss me off

I cant be bothered with that for this show,im gonna use thre android for the Pacquiao card because i havent got Prem Sports so ive no choice really but i think i'll watch that 1st on it then i'll decide whether to bin Virgin all together,or i might just downgrade,bin Sky Sports,keep allegedly because Tivo is a godsend and handy for the early hour shows,ive no problen whatsover paying £12 a month for that,its the Sky Sports that does my nut in

you can get premier on virgin, i just ordered it for the pacquiao fight...seems full of aussie nrl and ice hockey

[Stuarty]

You kinky fvcker.... Just for future reference there are bars (i'm told.... ) where this kind of practice is standard, and you wouldn't be thrown out.

Mainly in Vauxhall.....maybe 'Hoist' might be more your cup of tea?

What's the address? I'd love to fukk a dwarf! Sexy little bastards

Their moustaches tickle though.

Worth it

[dookus]

Yes, having a few people round to watch it

[cocobongo]

One of my best mates has booked his 30th party for Saturday which I am gutted about , the day after going Ladies Day at Aintree to! a night lying on the couch with a Kebab watching the boxing would of been ideal! I would of deffo bought it but am unfortunately tied up with other plans!

[jamesmcdonnell]

Yes, having a few people round to watch it

I'll bring a bottle of this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-0500 ... ed+spirits

Read the reviews, you'll see it's a quality tipple.

[dookus]

Yes, having a few people round to watch it

I'll bring a bottle of this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-0500 ... ed+spirits

Read the reviews, you'll see it's a quality tipple.

Good man. I'll get plucking the peacock

[jamesmcdonnell]

Yes, having a few people round to watch it

I'll bring a bottle of this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-0500 ... ed+spirits

Read the reviews, you'll see it's a quality tipple.

Good man. I'll get plucking the peacock

In seriousness, I urge people to read the reviews on the Amazon website, comedy gold!

[danamba7]

I'll bring a bottle of this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-0500 ... ed+spirits

Read the reviews, you'll see it's a quality tipple.

Good man. I'll get plucking the peacock

In seriousness, I urge people to read the reviews on the Amazon website, comedy gold!

I just did. First ones brilliant.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Good man. I'll get plucking the peacock

In seriousness, I urge people to read the reviews on the Amazon website, comedy gold!

I just did. First ones brilliant.

There used to be literally hundreds, I spent an afternoon reading them once, and I was aching from laughing, I guess in a fit of health and safety, Amazon probably removed them, for fear it would encourage meth drinking (as if any reasonable human being needs encouragement to quaff the purple elixir of joy!)

This is a fine example

"The swally of choice for the most discerning of pallets is now available in bargain bucket style five litre flaggon.
Gossamer of the Gods, with a purple tinge so alluring, one glance would make the artist formerly known as Prince artex the gusset of his silken dung hampers.
With the addition of this new bulk pack, catering for all of the family's Barrettine needs is a sinch. I keep a couple of the old faithfull 250ml bottles that I can now re-fill from this reservior of happiness and pop into the bairn's school lunch boxes every morning, whilst a recycled CapriSun pouch can be secreted inside of one's lollypop man's uniform with ease. "

That line in particular, I think is particularly well crafted.

[asdfjkl]

I'll just watch it online I think