INTRODUCING CONOR BENN!

[Stuarty]

Your playground level attacks confirm my impressions of your intelligence, Keithy old boy. Worry not, the future Mrs tuan_jim shall be joining me later on tonight in my lovely North London abode. Her plan is to miss the boxing entirely. No one's perfect.

You must be a millionaire or have a massive schlong, because your patter stinks.

You can be/have both.

Or so my bank manager and wife tell me.

Would you rather be poor with a dong like a pint can of Stella or rich with a wee toy penis? It's a tough one!

[Stuarty]

She told me she wanted a poor man with a small dick for once....

Mate, I'm 6' 5" and everything's in proportion.

I'm 6'4 and I've been known to disappoint

[Stuarty]

It's game as fuuuuck though

[lillywhite14]

His old man kisses him a lot!

[keithmoonhangover]

She told me she wanted a poor man with a small dick for once....

Mate, I'm 6' 5" and everything's in proportion.

I'm 6'4 and I've been known to disappoint

I had surgery recently and Mrs Hangover isn't very well, so I'm not getting any and as a result, my Johnson is like a stack of buttons.

[banjo]

You can't really expect a sportsperson to have a flamboyant outgoing personality, most of them are trained from kids to be as good as they can be at their sport and don't have time to develop the way most of us do because they have no social life, back when i was racing I was just a happy go lucky kind of guy who trundled around mid-pack and used the "I race motorbikes" line to pick up birds, the guys at the front were utter sociopaths, concerned only with winning, I remember one of them telling a pretty brolly girl who was showing an interest in him to fornicate off out of his way and when they did speak it was all scripted stuff coming from their PR training.

[Tuan_Jim]

You can't really expect a sportsperson to have a flamboyant outgoing personality, most of them are trained from kids to be as good as they can be at their sport and don't have time to develop the way most of us do because they have no social life, back when i was racing I was just a happy go lucky kind of guy who trundled around mid-pack and used the "I race motorbikes" line to pick up birds, the guys at the front were utter sociopaths, concerned only with winning, I remember one of them telling a pretty brolly girl who was showing an interest in him to eff off out of his way and when they did speak it was all scripted stuff coming from their PR training.

I understand your point but N. Benn, Eubank, Bruno and Hamed were all charismatic and utterly unique.

[Stuarty]

Mate, I'm 6' 5" and everything's in proportion.

I'm 6'4 and I've been known to disappoint

I had surgery recently and Mrs Hangover isn't very well, so I'm not getting any and as a result, my Johnson is like a stack of buttons.

I've got hangover horn. Mrs Stuarty is going to be in worse shape than Mrs Thompson later when the kids go to bed. If the neighbours don't complain it doesn't count!

[Stuarty]

You can't really expect a sportsperson to have a flamboyant outgoing personality, most of them are trained from kids to be as good as they can be at their sport and don't have time to develop the way most of us do because they have no social life, back when i was racing I was just a happy go lucky kind of guy who trundled around mid-pack and used the "I race motorbikes" line to pick up birds, the guys at the front were utter sociopaths, concerned only with winning, I remember one of them telling a pretty brolly girl who was showing an interest in him to eff off out of his way and when they did speak it was all scripted stuff coming from their PR training.

I understand your point but N. Benn, Eubank, Bruno and Hamed were all charismatic and utterly unique.

Was Bruno charismatic? Or was he just a loveable big oaf? I can't really remember.

[handsofstone]

I was impressed from what i'd seen,sure he took a couple of shots but to make your pro debut in front of 20,000 with all the hype that comes with being the son of one of the most aggressive fan friendly fighters ever to come out this country takes cojones,he took the fight right to the guy,showed little glimpses of Nigel in his pursuit and aggresion and got the 1st round KO

It is a dangerous route from Eddie though with Conor being so young and inexperienced,me personally would have preferred Conor's rise to be a bit low key before the hullahballo,i did love the way he landed the finishing left hook downstairs whilst standing to Boyanov's right hand side,shades of Hatton as someone(expe?) said