Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

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Who would you rather stealth cock your Mrs. This is a Henchy Poll

Poll ended at 17 Apr 2016, 15:32

1) Tyson Fury....makes them a sandwich
1
7%
2) Kevin Mitchell....feeds them cock
2
13%
3) Mike Tyson....just kind of does his thing
0
No votes
4) David Haye...blames a hacker
0
No votes
5) Amir Khan....shows his cock on webcam....physical contact doubtful
1
7%
6)Joe Gallagher...something about dogs
0
No votes
7)John Conteh as he was in the late 70's...your mum loved him....so did Ronnie Corbett's wife (allegedly)
3
20%
8)Jamie Cox....could get nasty (allegedly)
0
No votes
9) Eddie Hearn...enough said
1
7%
10) Kelly Maloney...interesting?
7
47%
 
Total votes: 15
CharlesListon
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Hinchy's Stealth Cocking Poll

Post by CharlesListon »

Full credit to Hinchy for his original P4P list.

Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?

All a bit of fun and no way is there anyway any of these lads did these things alleged of them. This poll is ironic.
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CharlesListon wrote:Full credit to Henchy for his original P4P list.

Now I want to know who you'd rather stealth cock your Mrs?
Kelly Maloney. Wouldn't want her to enjoy it too much :lol:

And does anyone know anything more about Mr Gallagher and his fondness for K9s?
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Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.
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Sklar wrote:Fury. He only lives up the road so she'd not spend too much on fuel.
:bow:

A practical outlook. Her spending could affect you.
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Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
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:lol:
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Sklar
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CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
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Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
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Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Swap out you with Mick Hennesy then I could see that happening
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jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Sklar wrote:
CharlesListon wrote:Does Mrs Sklar like a sandwich?
Sandwiched between Fury and me she'd look like a roast chicken that'd been run over by a Challenger tank.
Ah, the old 'Tianenmen square' position. One of my faves.
Type 59s at Tianenmen. Wish I written that now instead of Challenger. Would have made your joke more accurate and kept my inner tank spotter in check.
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:lol:
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Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
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davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.
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digzee wrote:
davie wrote:Anyone but that smug pudendum Hearn, can you imagine his face when you walk in and catch them?
Mind you he probably wouldn't be interested......
He'd charge you £16.99 if you walked in and watched them, standard practice for a 2 minute blowout.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek
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TerribleTerry wrote:Jamie 'The Wang' Hearn. A less well known pro boxer but, legend has it, one of the stealthiest cocks in the game..https://youtu.be/oA8XWryRcek

His mates waiting it out in the wardrobes to pounce and Stealth cock the poor sleeping bodies left in his wake
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