Night out - Fast Car or Wazza

[forcefraser]

They both get some stick on here, but if you HAD to go on an all expenses paid night out on the lash with either Fast Car or Wazza, who`d you go for.

I`m going with Fast Car.

I quite enjoy listening to him on occasions.

[Stuarty]

Has to be Hearn. He's a big flashy handsome bastard so he would attract plenty of clunge. I can imagine a night out with Warren being a bit too formal for my tastes. Hearn would probably sort you out with plenty of powder as well the big rogue.

[wesshaw1985]

I bet W@rren is an animal when hes out and on it.
Frank and Francis over Eddie everyday of the week...

[mickey1975]

Fwank can be hard work when he's had a few. Remember Boomer-Ajisafe when he stormed the corner when Boomer got dropped? He then started ranting in the post fight interview. Great telly...

[Sklar]

Frank.

[deadpan]

Eddie looks much more of a laugh. Bet he splashes the cash too.

[Stuarty]

Fwank can be hard work when he's had a few. Remember Boomer-Ajisafe when he stormed the corner when Boomer got dropped? He then started ranting in the post fight interview. Great telly...

I saw that Bob Ajisafe is down to fight on the Povetkin v Wilder card next week.

[reggaereggae]

I do think Hearn would be more fun. Not as intelligent as Frank but better on a night out. The main reason i might've gone for Fwank would be his insights, but he keeps his cards close to his chest so prob wouldn't get much out of it.

Whereas if you gained Eddie's 'trust' by buying a bottle of champagne and some bugle, he'd be singing like a canary (and asking you to get some more beak in.) I could see an all nighter.

Not that I do drugs of course, nor condone them.

[Monte Fisto]

Wazzas got the historical stories and could give you a different perspective on the sport!
Thats all id be interested in with either of em, so Wazza all the way.

Besides, a night out with Fast Car and i might turn all humble.

[Boxerbeetle]

I can well imagine Wazza inviting me on an all expenses paid night out, only to end up shafting me on the bill.

[jameswilson]

I can well imagine Wazza inviting me on an all expenses paid night out, only to end up shafting me on the bill.

As long as you don't beat one of his fighters then you're probably ok. Allegedly.

[Benelio]

This thread needs a poll!

[coneye]

definetly Frank . More down to eath , more stories to tell , and when you watch him laughing at Furys antics a good sence of humor just don't mention the name Hearn or you'll see the sulky side of him

Edie well he would be alright , while your listening to him at the head of the chairCould imagine given a couple of hours a few bottles of champagne and some charlie , he would soon be letting you know how rich he is and your his guest

[milpool]

I reckon a cheeky Nando's and a couple of drinks with Eddie would be a top night.

[Ricky_]

Fast car so i could smash the lanky prick, it would be ppv though if anyone wanted to see it.

[ElJefe]

As a younger guy I've got to say Eddie, Frank is probably old enough to be my grandad.

[Nightmare Roy]

Fast car so i could smash the lanky prick, it would be ppv though if anyone wanted to see it.

With your fists or your todger?

[Ricky_]

Fast car so i could smash the lanky prick, it would be ppv though if anyone wanted to see it.

With your fists or your todger?

With whatever would bring him most distress.

[danamba7]

Hearn no doubt

[keirw]

I could imagine Hearn taking you to some tacky nightclub full of 15 year old slappers, a DJ playing excessively loud drum n bass or dub step, and a floor so sticky you have to wipe your feet on the way out.

I'd much sooner sit in a VIP booth in a smokey Jazz bar with Frank and a couple expensive eastern European escorts.

[TopGun]

Its a tough call as for a night out Eddie is still fresh and young who loves to get on it whereas Frank is not of the same age. If it is a night out then it;s Eddie as a few beers in he would be telling you all the mucky stories he has.

Whereas if it was a choice of a sophisticated 3 course meal then I'd say Frank...

[smiling assassin]

I could imagine Hearn taking you to some tacky nightclub full of 15 year old slappers, a DJ playing excessively loud drum n bass or dub step, and a floor so sticky you have to wipe your feet on the way out.

I'd much sooner sit in a VIP booth in a smokey Jazz bar with Frank and a couple expensive eastern European escorts.

If the nights went like this I'd have to pick fast car 100% haha

[whiskey]

Having been out drinking with both Frank, Eddie and the late Giant Haystacks after attending Shirley Crabtree's funeral - I can confirm neither can hold a candle to all nighter with Oscar De La Hoya.

[forcefraser]

Having been out drinking with both Frank, Eddie and the late Giant Haystacks after attending Shirley Crabtree's funeral - I can confirm neither can hold a candle to all nighter with Oscar De La Hoya.

That goes without saying. I imagine a night out with Oscar starts off slow, listening to his schmalzy yankee superficial cowshat. Then from nowhere a huge bag of white madness appears and things start going pear shaped. Cue 15 hours later, I wake up in a scene resembling the Hangover 1, clad in suspenders and sporting a massive headache, whilst Oscar, half asleep, is still hanging out the back of some shemale and grinning like a wanking jap.

No thanks, I`ll stick to Fast Car.

[whiskey]

Having been out drinking with both Frank, Eddie and the late Giant Haystacks after attending Shirley Crabtree's funeral - I can confirm neither can hold a candle to all nighter with Oscar De La Hoya.

That goes without saying. I imagine a night out with Oscar starts off slow, listening to his schmalzy yankee superficial cowshat. Then from nowhere a huge bag of white madness appears and things start going pear shaped. Cue 15 hours later, I wake up in a scene resembling the Hangover 1, clad in suspenders and sporting a massive headache, whilst Oscar, half asleep, is still hanging out the back of some shemale and grinning like a wanking jap.

Wow, an uncanny description - it was like you were almost there that very night.