Audley Harrison is back.

Mimmy · Post by **Mimmy** » 17 May 2016, 03:54

Hes taking part in celebrity master chef. Wonder if he will get knocked out in the first round.

davie · Post by **davie** » 17 May 2016, 04:20

It's his destiny to become champion, it is written and so it will be.

But if he loses, he'll come again, stronger and better

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 17 May 2016, 04:36

From BELIEVE

To

Using a SIEVE

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 17 May 2016, 04:40

Can he do it? YES HE CAN!

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 17 May 2016, 05:01

Stuarty30 wrote:Can he do it? YES HE CAN!

Yes he CANNALONI!

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 17 May 2016, 05:05

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Stuarty30 wrote:Can he do it? YES HE CAN!

Yes he CANNALONI!

Awww James

You couldn't help yourself there

SNG · Post by **SNG** » 17 May 2016, 05:09

I'm waiting for the left hook in the twelfth round, j doubt anyone in the competition could take it.'

jameswilson · Post by **jameswilson** » 17 May 2016, 05:17

Hopefully during the fish course he doesn't give everyone a haddock.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 17 May 2016, 05:39

jameswilson wrote:Hopefully during the fish course he doesn't give everyone a haddock.

It's not your plaice to be commenting on that

cutsman · Post by **cutsman** » 17 May 2016, 06:28

Stuarty30 wrote:
jameswilson wrote:Hopefully during the fish course he doesn't give everyone a haddock.
It's not your plaice to be commenting on that

Stop carping on you two

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 17 May 2016, 06:45

Stuarty30 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Stuarty30 wrote:Can he do it? YES HE CAN!

Yes he CANNALONI!
Awww James You couldn't help yourself there

To be honest I'm PASTA caring.

ILikeBeer · Post by **ILikeBeer** » 17 May 2016, 07:04

Didn't he get that title shot against Haye based on his popularity on Strictly?

jameswilson · Post by **jameswilson** » 17 May 2016, 07:24

ILikeBeer wrote:Didn't he get that title shot against Haye based on his popularity on Strictly?

He did strictly after Haye.

milpool · Post by **milpool** » 17 May 2016, 08:13

mimmy123 wrote:Hes taking part in celebrity master chef. Wonder if he will get knocked out in the first round.

Can we have a link to your sauce...?!

handsofstone · Post by **handsofstone** » 17 May 2016, 08:14

Seen this thread and knew it would've been about Materchef,still I was intrigued as to why there were 12 posts

Food puns, is that what its come to? Well I suppose he'll be in it to win it,he's not gonna just do it for the halibut

MarkMcBurney · Post by **MarkMcBurney** » 17 May 2016, 09:06

cutsman wrote:
Stuarty30 wrote:
jameswilson wrote:Hopefully during the fish course he doesn't give everyone a haddock.
It's not your plaice to be commenting on that
Stop carping on you two

Where can I watch this? Please let minnow...

Yes We Can · Post by **Yes We Can** » 17 May 2016, 09:17

ILikeBeer wrote:Didn't he get that title shot against Haye based on his popularity on Strictly?

The Haye shot was based solely on his one arm ko of Sprott in the 12th. A thing of beauty.

PredatorHayds · Post by **PredatorHayds** » 17 May 2016, 09:37

All these derogatory masterchef comments are gross man.

ILikeBeer · Post by **ILikeBeer** » 17 May 2016, 09:52

Yes We Can wrote:
ILikeBeer wrote:Didn't he get that title shot against Haye based on his popularity on Strictly?
The Haye shot was based solely on his one arm ko of Sprott in the 12th. A thing of beauty.

Course, it was.

Beer-soaked memory.

Counter-puncher · Post by **Counter-puncher** » 17 May 2016, 10:20

mimmy123 wrote:Hes taking part in celebrity master chef. Wonder if he will get knocked out in the first round.

Mimmy · Post by **Mimmy** » 17 May 2016, 10:20

milpool wrote:
mimmy123 wrote:Hes taking part in celebrity master chef. Wonder if he will get knocked out in the first round.
Can we have a link to your sauce...?!

go to celebrity masterchef. its in The Sun newspaper today, all the people taking part.

Mimmy · Post by **Mimmy** » 17 May 2016, 10:22

mimmy123 wrote:
milpool wrote:
mimmy123 wrote:Hes taking part in celebrity master chef. Wonder if he will get knocked out in the first round.
Can we have a link to your sauce...?!
go to celebrity masterchef. its in The Sun newspaper today, all the people taking part.

bollox fell for that didnt I!!!!

milpool · Post by **milpool** » 17 May 2016, 11:19

mimmy123 wrote:
mimmy123 wrote:
milpool wrote:
Can we have a link to your sauce...?!
go to celebrity masterchef. its in The Sun newspaper today, all the people taking part.
bollox fell for that didnt I!!!!

Bodyshot3 · Post by **Bodyshot3** » 17 May 2016, 15:00

Greg 'Butterbean' Wallace to put the heat on A-Force....."call that a pudding Audley, your days are numbered in my kitchen are over sunbeam!"

Monte Fisto · Post by **Monte Fisto** » 17 May 2016, 15:11

cutsman wrote:
Stuarty30 wrote:
jameswilson wrote:Hopefully during the fish course he doesn't give everyone a haddock.
It's not your plaice to be commenting on that
Stop carping on you two

Apparently he's doing it just for the halibut!!

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