I had a dream

[Taansend]

Last night, after falling off the wagon on the 5th day and binging on Jai Alai and Margaritas, I dreamt that David Haye got outpointed 120-108 on all three scorecards by the bloke he's fighting this weekend.

I'm not even sure if the fight is over 12 rounds but I'm part Gypo so it must be right.

Apparently the other Fella is a fleet footed speedster with Ali like flurries.

I'm expecting a lot of replies to this thread on Sunday.

[Taansend]

I am never drinking again

[Mimmy]

I am never drinking again

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

[Stuarty]

I am never drinking again

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her! I'm a passive aggressive, huffy big prick!

[Stuarty]

I am never drinking again

Don't say that!

[Taansend]

I am never drinking again

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her!

With Mimmys wife?

[Stuarty]

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her!

With Mimmys wife?

I've got enough on my plate with my own! She'd give an aspirin a sore head!

[Mimmy]

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her!

With Mimmys wife?

My mrs isnt that bad fo a 48 year old. bit dry but cant expect everything to be on par.

[Stuarty]

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her!

With Mimmys wife?

My mrs isnt that bad fo a 48 year old. bit dry but cant expect everything to be on par.

Dry? Like after the menopause? Do women go even more bat shitt at the time of 'the change'? My Mrs is 30 and since she gave birth to our baby last June every time she has a period she is fuckin manic! Got me thinking, what's she going to be like around the menopause

[Mimmy]

With Mimmys wife?

My mrs isnt that bad fo a 48 year old. bit dry but cant expect everything to be on par.

Dry? Like after the menopause? Do women go even more bat shitt at the time of 'the change'? My Mrs is 30 and since she gave birth to our baby last June every time she has a period she is fuckin manic! Got me thinking, what's she going to be like around the menopause

my mrs just had hot flushes really, never went manic or anything. When my mrs was 30 we were at it 3 times a day. I would say any opportunity, anywhere. looking back sex was bloody good.

[Stuarty]

My mrs isnt that bad fo a 48 year old. bit dry but cant expect everything to be on par.

Dry? Like after the menopause? Do women go even more bat shitt at the time of 'the change'? My Mrs is 30 and since she gave birth to our baby last June every time she has a period she is fuckin manic! Got me thinking, what's she going to be like around the menopause

my mrs just had hot flushes really, never went manic or anything. When my mrs was 30 we were at it 3 times a day. I would say any opportunity, anywhere. looking back sex was bloody good.

3 times a day!! Feck that!! If I manage twice a night I'm patting myself on the back nowadays

[Taansend]

This is supposed to be a serious thread about a dream I had

[ShadrachSimmo]

This is supposed to be a serious thread about a dream I had

Get a tenner on him to win he's around 16-1 and if it does happen you can start regular threads about your dreams and we can discuss them in depth

Same thing happened with me when Hatton fought Sechenko. I had a dream Hatton would lose in the 9th I stuck a couple quid on it. Was very strange.

[Boxerbeetle]

I used to dream a lot about boxing and used to bet based on what my dreams predicted. My dreams never got it right once, so I stopped. True story.

[Taansend]

I dream about cruise ships a lot.

[ShadrachSimmo]

I dream about cruise ships a lot.

I seem to dream about being back in school more than anything else.

[Taansend]

I dream about cruise ships a lot.

I seem to dream about being back in school more than anything else.

You must have enjoyed school. I loved working on cruise ships

[Wales]

Impossible not to read the title of this thread in Martin Luther Kings voice, or is that just me.

[ILikeBeer]

I am never drinking again

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

Was it with your wife, or with somebody else?

[keithmoonhangover]

I once said something similar to my wife, im not having sex again, it lasted 2 hours!

I also like to use sex as a weapon with her!

With Mimmys wife?

What's she like? kevo's ma ain't returning my calls.

[PredatorHayds]

Could you spell the name correct on a betting slip though?

[Mimmy]

This is supposed to be a serious thread about a dream I had

Get a tenner on him to win he's around 16-1 and if it does happen you can start regular threads about your dreams and we can discuss them in depth

Same thing happened with me when Hatton fought Sechenko. I had a dream Hatton would lose in the 9th I stuck a couple quid on it. Was very strange.

turned out to be a wet dream

[Taansend]

Could you spell the name correct on a betting slip though?

I couldn't even remember his name.

[Mimmy]

I dream about cruise ships a lot.

Funny things dreams. I dream about losing my clothes and having to walk home naked. Its quite daunting really as it seems real. One thing I never ever dream about is climaxing in sex. I can dream about having sex but i never climax, ever, which is strange. It all must mean something.

[Looking On]

I used to have an odd dream where i was taking off a specific piece of clothing, depending on the dream, so for example if a sex typed dream id be trying to take off my boxer shorts, but having took them off id look down and still have them on, and would repeat it over and over again resulting in a huge pile of boxer shorts... was frustrating to even dream about let alone if it was real haha