New Heavyweight Sensation!

[fistic mystic]

I've been hearing this guy's name for years. It's on everyone's lips. I think he's destined for greatness.

[greg]

I've been hearing this guy's name for years. It's on everyone's lips. I think he's destined for greatness.

..no wonder, he spent actually the whole 5 minutes in the professional ring..

[Cutman Scabbers]

. . . . "And in this corner. . . Wearing the blue trunks with the white stripe. . . Weighing in at 242 lbs. . . Hailing from Germany!. . . . The undefeated MARKUS "MOTHER" FUUUUUUCKNER.. . . .Fuckner."

I heard that in the voice of Jimmy Lennon Jr.

[Cutman Scabbers]

If this bloke had grown up in an English-speaking country, I imagine he'd be
a much better fighter.

[asdfjkl]

And John Wesley Nofire lost his 0 after 20 fights.

[Dixonian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkd_WPf9nNc&t=4m55s

Getting knocked down twice against this guy: http://boxrec.com/boxer/329382 , who lost his three fights before in the first round as well (even against another bum http://boxrec.com/boxer/365265 ) and still taking him serious as a "heavyweight sensation!"?

Nah sorry, I disagree.

It's just one of the many:
http://boxrec.com/boxer/704649


http://boxrec.com/boxer/692391

http://boxrec.com/boxer/705131

http://boxrec.com/boxer/748865

http://boxrec.com/boxer/741289

http://boxrec.com/boxer/668050 (19 fights!)

You can go forever like that, here is a guy with 24 fights:
http://boxrec.com/boxer/171565
All won, all by KO, TKO or DQ.


I am interested in this guy somehow:
http://boxrec.com/boxer/678288
He hasn't proved a thing yet, but the numbers he's showing suggest that he has some potential.

Did you see that powerhouse jab!? That could knock down an elephant. As for those wicked body shots... I'm surprised he clambered back to his feet. It was like Gatti-Ward all over again but with heavyweights! Wow!

You have got to be kidding me??? I'm sure you are but your post looks serious!

Yeah I'm kidding - this fight was farcically bad.

[crusader]

That fight was a war.....like Hearns-Hagler packed into one round.