Dominic Breazeale Will Win Because.......

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He was born in the Chinese Year of the Ox while Joshua was born in the year of the Snake & we all know what that means :confused:
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Because he's been eating Marmite & Spinach sandwiches and is now well 'ard...... :verysad:
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Because he proved to himself in the fight against Mansour that he has the heart & strength to come through adversity, something Joshua hasn't had to do yet..... :bag:
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Because his Mum & Auntie Ethel said so.... :shame:
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Because he is so much better then Martin as football players.
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Because he's slightly taller, and anyone who knows boxing knows that taller = better. Same goes for fatter, so Breazeale has it all covered.
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Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.
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I think that goes for most guys AJ has fought :OhYes:
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He has been given the new untraceble PED called Powdonium and its from Russia so its the real deal.

He will punch Joshua over the top rope in a display of superhuman power and then volunteer to take a drug test at the post match conference.
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Nothing's impossible, but I figure it would a miracle for Breazeale to win. Maybe he could hope Joshua blows his knee out like Glazkov did against Charles Martin.
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.............because he is mostest humblest
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lefty wrote:Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.
Now we're all thinking about your mum's tits. Strong work.
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Because it will set up a monster first defence against Charles "I walk this earth like a god" Martin
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He's played more basketball than Joshua.
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Because he can eat more Nandos chicken than Joshua
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Because his surname is how I'd pronounce Brazil when asked to do so in the style of a Mexican cartel leader revealing to his number #2 where he is going to hide from the DEA.

"The DEA are too close. I go to plastic surgeon in Brazeale and come back looking like beppe from old eastenders episodes"
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Wales wrote:Because his surname is how I'd pronounce Brazil when asked to do so in the style of a Mexican cartel leader revealing to his number #2 where he is going to hide from the DEA.

"The DEA are too close. I go to plastic surgeon in Brazeale and come back looking like beppe from old eastenders episodes"


:clap: :lol:
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Joshua will punch him accidently while hes on the ground already asleep, bloodied and swollen. Then they raise his Breazeales arm in victory while hes on the stretcher.
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Joshua gets his timings arse-about-tit and goes to his celebration party first.
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Because frank Maloney has promised to knosh him off if he does!
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because he talks so much shit and he will bowl him over with his bad breath.
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Taansend wrote:Because he proved to himself in the fight against Mansour that he has the heart & strength to come through adversity, something Joshua hasn't had to do yet..... :bag:
More survive than come through, and though he got up, a heavyweight getting knocked down by a 218 Ib 43 year old, with a cold that had bitten his tongue almost off, doesn't bode well for him. I guess he could give him a couple rounds.
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because his powers are maximum.
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Because he has been chopping down trees and now carries POWWAAA!
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lefty wrote:Because he's got bigger tit's than my ma.
He does have some pair of sookers on him :TU:
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