Tyson Fury has retired from boxing (it was a joke)

Ian1973
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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jamesmcdonnell wrote:
deadpan wrote:He's an enigma rearranged into a Countdown conundrum with Michael Carroll in Dictionary Corner.

I'm no expert (ahem) but his myriad interviews seem to suggest he is bi polar. I'm not sure 10 minutes in his head would feel like a hand job from an angel. If his mental issues are as grave as they appear then I feel that it's more important that he finds a way of negating them and leads a contented life with his family than he steps over the ropes again.
Yes, he displays several traits of bipolar people.

I've some experience of this, having been out with two girls who suffered from bipolar disorder.

Neither of them either made me a sandwich after sex though, so who knows?

One was enough for me - a bipolar alcoholic psychopath is not the ideal partner, trust me.

Needless to say, I've given up on women!
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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TYSONMONTANA (@Tyson_Fury)
11 mins ago - View on Twitter
Hahahaha u think you will get rid of the GYPSYKING that easy!!! I'm here to stay. #TheGreatest just shows u what the Medea are like. Tut tut
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Ian1973 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
deadpan wrote:He's an enigma rearranged into a Countdown conundrum with Michael Carroll in Dictionary Corner.

I'm no expert (ahem) but his myriad interviews seem to suggest he is bi polar. I'm not sure 10 minutes in his head would feel like a hand job from an angel. If his mental issues are as grave as they appear then I feel that it's more important that he finds a way of negating them and leads a contented life with his family than he steps over the ropes again.
Yes, he displays several traits of bipolar people.

I've some experience of this, having been out with two girls who suffered from bipolar disorder.

Neither of them either made me a sandwich after sex though, so who knows?

One was enough for me - a bipolar alcoholic psychopath is not the ideal partner, trust me.

Needless to say, I've given up on women!
I had a rough time with both of them, both were super-intelligent and incredibly manipulative and needy, it completely did my gourd in. The 2nd one had me in a right mess by the end of it.
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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He's un-retired now.

Blimey.
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Good luck to him whether he retires or not.

If true, for now, it means we'll have several champions again soon and does US tv have the money/interest to bankroll unifications?

Within a few months we'll have Wilder WBC, Joshua IBF, perhaps Parker WBO (or Ruiz) and Ortiz + [ Browne or Oquendo ] WBA. The WBA might even toss in another champion because that's how they roll.
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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He has an entertaining hatred of the media, that's for sure
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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He has also retweeted a video of a supposed lawyer driving round a car park in america wearing a shell suit in a toyata claiming that its all a conspiracy against fury who has done nothing wrong
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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nitro5912 wrote:He has also retweeted a video of a supposed lawyer driving round a car park in america wearing a shell suit in a toyata claiming that its all a conspiracy against fury who has done nothing wrong
#BetterCallSaul
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Boxerbeetle wrote:
nitro5912 wrote:He has also retweeted a video of a supposed lawyer driving round a car park in america wearing a shell suit in a toyata claiming that its all a conspiracy against fury who has done nothing wrong
#BetterCallSaul
:lol:

There's some comedy gold on here

:lol:
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Good riddance I'd say, but ya know damn well we ain't seen the last of this douche.
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gilgamesh wrote:Good riddance I'd say, but ya know damn well we ain't seen the last of this douche.

So basically you have not actually read the thread? Or you would have noticed he has tweeted again saying he has not retired.

Effs me off when people post from a thread title and do not read any content
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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:lol: careful today lads, toby's on the rag again
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tobyh5 wrote:
gilgamesh wrote:Good riddance I'd say, but ya know damn well we ain't seen the last of this douche.

So basically you have not actually read the thread? Or you would have noticed he has tweeted again saying he has not retired.

Effs me off when people post from a thread title and do not read any content
:lol: WOOSA Toby WOOSA......
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Counter-puncher wrote::lol: careful today lads, toby's on the rag again
:lol:
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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Counter-puncher wrote::lol: careful today lads, toby's on the rag again

Always am, turned into a right grumpy b*stard

Its this fecking sport, I lived and breathed it for 30 years and the last five have become a complete load of horsesh1t
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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tobyh5 wrote:
Counter-puncher wrote::lol: careful today lads, toby's on the rag again

Always am, turned into a right grumpy b*stard

Its this fecking sport, I lived and breathed it for 30 years and the last five have become a complete load of horsesh1t
Get yourself over to 'Off topic' tobyh5, thats where all the action is my friend. :TU:
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing (it was a joke)

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Fooks sake Tyson, what are Horse and I going to do now?
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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mimmy123 wrote:
tobyh5 wrote:
Counter-puncher wrote::lol: careful today lads, toby's on the rag again

Always am, turned into a right grumpy b*stard

Its this fecking sport, I lived and breathed it for 30 years and the last five have become a complete load of horsesh1t
Get yourself over to 'Off topic' tobyh5, thats where all the action is my friend. :TU:

I am the ultimate angry frustrated fan tbh
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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tobyh5 wrote:
mimmy123 wrote:
tobyh5 wrote:

Always am, turned into a right grumpy b*stard

Its this fecking sport, I lived and breathed it for 30 years and the last five have become a complete load of horsesh1t
Get yourself over to 'Off topic' tobyh5, thats where all the action is my friend. :TU:

I am the ultimate angry frustrated fan tbh
I hear your frustration.
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing (it was a joke)

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Divvy media and people who believe everything they read are only ones who took it seriously. Tyson will get mind right and be back, still number 1 regardless
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing (it was a joke)

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I sometimes think Tyson's fans are as loopy as him.
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing (it was a joke)

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Loynesy wrote:I sometimes think Tyson's fans are as loopy as him.

It helps :TU:
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Ian1973 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Yes, he displays several traits of bipolar people.

I've some experience of this, having been out with two girls who suffered from bipolar disorder.

Neither of them either made me a sandwich after sex though, so who knows?

One was enough for me - a bipolar alcoholic psychopath is not the ideal partner, trust me.

Needless to say, I've given up on women!
I had a rough time with both of them, both were super-intelligent and incredibly manipulative and needy, it completely did my gourd in. The 2nd one had me in a right mess by the end of it.
Having been there as well, how long did it take you to get over it James?
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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tobyh5 wrote:
gilgamesh wrote:Good riddance I'd say, but ya know damn well we ain't seen the last of this douche.

So basically you have not actually read the thread? Or you would have noticed he has tweeted again saying he has not retired.

Effs me off when people post from a thread title and do not read any content

You sure your a natural bodybuilder Toby? :lol:
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Re: Tyson Fury has retired from boxing

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powderPuff wrote:he will still stay at the No1 spot in Horses p4p list for next 6 months :TU:
:salut:
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