Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

CaptainSpacerod · Post by **CaptainSpacerod** » 17 Oct 2016, 16:00

100% it has to be

rossij8 · Post by **rossij8** » 17 Oct 2016, 16:30

boxingknockout · Post by **boxingknockout** » 18 Oct 2016, 08:54

It never seems to get longer or shorter or change shade over last 30 years.....so yeah

samwbr · Post by **samwbr** » 18 Oct 2016, 10:00

An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.

lefty · Post by **lefty** » 18 Oct 2016, 10:10

samwbr wrote:An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.

if it makes him happy I guess.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 18 Oct 2016, 13:15

100%. It's a hideous piece of road kill! Guys a fuckin weapon!

Tarkus · Post by **Tarkus** » 18 Oct 2016, 14:20

samwbr wrote:An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.

He must have at least 3 wigs to plausibly imitate the hair growth.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 18 Oct 2016, 14:42

Little known fact;

Colin Hart's syrup has appeared in three films.

"When we were kings" - you can see it swivelling around in the press row during the rumble in the Jungle.
Gremlins 2 - it was a body double for mogwai's arse.
The empire strikes back, where it starred as an Ewok elder's muff.

samwbr · Post by **samwbr** » 18 Oct 2016, 16:25

Tarkus wrote:
samwbr wrote:An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.
He must have at least 3 wigs to plausibly imitate the hair growth.

It's not plausible, it's glaringly obvious when he changes it.

Tarkus · Post by **Tarkus** » 18 Oct 2016, 19:32

samwbr wrote:
Tarkus wrote:
samwbr wrote:An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.
He must have at least 3 wigs to plausibly imitate the hair growth.
It's not plausible, it's glaringly obvious when he changes it.

It seems then that there is an apparent shortfall in his strategy. If he want to make his visit to the barber look believable on Monday he has to make sure that his hair growth during the week seems genuine.

samwbr · Post by **samwbr** » 19 Oct 2016, 02:26

Tarkus wrote:
samwbr wrote:
Tarkus wrote: He must have at least 3 wigs to plausibly imitate the hair growth.
It's not plausible, it's glaringly obvious when he changes it.
It seems then that there is an apparent shortfall in his strategy. If he want to make his visit to the barber look believable on Monday he has to make sure that his hair growth during the week seems genuine.

He doesn't care, he's a very intense man and nobody says anything about it when he is in earshot.

squared circle · Post by **squared circle** » 19 Oct 2016, 02:51

I once saw him combing it in the mirror in the York Hall bogs!!!

True story that!!!

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 19 Oct 2016, 05:18

That's nothing, I saw him hand-washing it in the sink at the MEN arena at Hatton v Tackie!

whiskey · Post by **whiskey** » 19 Oct 2016, 05:22

I think the fur trade is cruel - and it's disgusting that Colin Hart is openly supporting it by donning a pelt on his head.

squared circle · Post by **squared circle** » 19 Oct 2016, 05:31

Pretty sure him and Donald Trump share the same dealer too!!

slapbangwhallop · Post by **slapbangwhallop** » 19 Oct 2016, 05:38

Anyone seen the photo he/they use in his by-line? Its at least 30 years old. Powell does the same.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 19 Oct 2016, 05:40

slapbangwhallop wrote:Anyone seen the photo he/they use in his by-line? Its at least 30 years old. Powell does the same.

I've noticed that most people in the media do - it's like tinder .......apparently.

Bricks · Post by **Bricks** » 19 Oct 2016, 08:31

samwbr wrote:An IT bloke in my office has 2 very similar wigs, he starts wearing the slightly longer one for week or so then comes in with the shorter length one on a Monday to look like he's been to the barbers over the weekend.

every boy needs a hobby

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 19 Oct 2016, 08:33

slapbangwhallop wrote:Anyone seen the photo he/they use in his by-line? Its at least 30 years old. Powell does the same.

I reckon his syrup must be 30 years old as well.

lefty · Post by **lefty** » 19 Oct 2016, 08:37

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
slapbangwhallop wrote:Anyone seen the photo he/they use in his by-line? Its at least 30 years old. Powell does the same.
I reckon his syrup must be 30 years old as well.

Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 19 Oct 2016, 08:49

lefty wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
slapbangwhallop wrote:Anyone seen the photo he/they use in his by-line? Its at least 30 years old. Powell does the same.
I reckon his syrup must be 30 years old as well.
Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .

Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.

lefty · Post by **lefty** » 19 Oct 2016, 08:54

boxingknockout · Post by **boxingknockout** » 19 Oct 2016, 13:03

Does anyone know where he gets his rug? I'm losing my hair a bit, and can't get young girls anymore. I would like to order a Colin Hart style syrup, perhaps in 3 lengths?

Or maybe, like Colin I could just wear the same syrup in my loaf and not change it for 30 years

lefty · Post by **lefty** » 19 Oct 2016, 13:16

mickey1975 · Post by **mickey1975** » 20 Oct 2016, 03:32

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
lefty wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
I reckon his syrup must be 30 years old as well.
Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .
Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.

Colin is immortal.