Giss a job

[Bricks]

Ok lads it's Christmas .I know you appreciate a bloke trying a earn a few extra Bob for some extra horse chestnuts ,Turkey and stuff for tiny tim cracshit so please don't say bah humbug!

They say every man has his great business idea and I've had mine...so lads get behind it please there"'ll be a 20 per cent donation to the forces.

Ok a,mate of mine ,he"s a real high flyer, drives his own Vauxhall,has a greggs every day and has a toilet roll making firm.

I've asked him if he can do novelty seasonal toilet paper.we've trialled it and its very water absorbent,and it's good on the cobbles,it's toilet paper with a celebrity photograph.Adam Smith is the lucky celebrity .We"'ve mass produced 250 batches of 24 rolls . And will do another 250 with Derek chisora on there. We will be retailing at 5.99 which is great value and £3 delivery by Hermes.

Please let me know here if you are interested. ....trust me its good sshitt!

[Bricks]

Steve bunce didn't fit on the paper in case your asking.

[Taansend]

I'll be honest Bricks. Rubbing another mans face on my arse doesn't get my juices flowing

[Counter-puncher]

[Tangerine]

can you do a wba belt roll?

[Realistic]

Do one with Horse on it; nice for him to have S hit on as well as typing it all the time.

[Bricks]

I'll be honest Bricks. Rubbing another mans face on my arse doesn't get my juices flowing

I see what u mean