A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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Caractacus
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A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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I was wondering if his favorite breakfast cereal may be Kelloggs Rice Krispies ?
Suppose the dude who had did that really long steamy piss on the Rice Krispies in the Kellogg
plant was also on drugs or something ?
POvetkin eats his Rice Krispies not knowing this of course
and as a result it turns up in his system and in his tests.
what u think of that theory ?
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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Don't worry there's a dude here who is going to explain it all to us.
He is going to reiterate that Povetkin never took PEDs in his life.
Then he'll rip into anyone who thinks Povetkin isn't 100% clean.

I think this is payback for Russia helping Trump win.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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shood have mentioned the backdrop of the story earlier i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KX7p_PkX_Q
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People actually do things like that in food factories and restaurants... Cooks snerk back a load of phlegm and spit in the soup. Then stir it in. They’ve been caught and fired, but sometimes there’s no cameras to catch them. A guy told me he used to put waste, “worm juice” and worse in his roommates’ spaghetti sauce because he beat the crap out of him once. He bought a gun at a show and once at 3 in the morning he tried to enter his roommate’s room to kill him, but the door was locked. He said “I’m happy it was because I might be in prison right now.” Some sick people have a lot of hate. They’ll take it out on perfect strangers if the people they’re mad at aren’t available... or they'll do thinks like that for a joke.
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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I think they are adding PEDs to expensive vodka in Russia. He couldn't possibly take it on purpose :lol: :lol: :lol:

Get real. Everybody takes stuff. Some are just careless and/or don't use best technologies.
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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YOU get real... Very few athletes take black market PEDs these days... And they're generally black market, except the ones that are over-the-counter like marijuana, Ephedrine, and Meldonium. The steriods, most anabolics, and many growth hormones are black market. Quality control is shoddy so you're risking your health as well as being caught and disgraced.. Very few athletes these days are dumb enough to do that.. But I think there's false positive tests left and right.

So many top American and Canadian fighters have been flagged for PEDs that it's ignored.. Bermane Stiverne was nailed for PEDs and nobody made a big deal out of it.. But when it happened to Ortiz, Povetkin, Browne, Teper, Whyte, or other overseas boxers who are creating major Boxing venues overseas, particularly if it's an Eastern European, American pundits jump down their throat with both feet before they're even found guilty---and it's still very questionable whether they did in fact take PEDs... The internet blows up with stories of Russian cheats and vile remarks and filthy hate language is used to describe them. Many of the rants are insanely biased, ignorant, and stupid -- claiming Medonium is a steroid etc.

When Berto, Jones, Tarver, Mayweather, Morales, Peterson, Toney, Mayorga, Vargas, Mosley, Holyfield, other Americans and Latinos are caught it's covered up... Nobody gets real exercised about it... The amount of hate and filthy language directed at Povetkin, who was falsely accused of PED use is a joke
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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Of course the real reason is he is on PEDs.
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Re: A possible reason why Povetkin failed his drug test (again)

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Kalan wrote:YOU get real... Very few athletes take black market PEDs these days... And they're generally black market, except the ones that are over-the-counter like marijuana, Ephedrine, and Meldonium. The steriods, most anabolics, and many growth hormones are black market. Quality control is shoddy so you're risking your health as well as being caught and disgraced.. Very few athletes these days are dumb enough to do that.. But I think there's false positive tests left and right.

So many top American and Canadian fighters have been flagged for PEDs that it's ignored.. Bermane Stiverne was nailed for PEDs and nobody made a big deal out of it.. But when it happened to Ortiz, Povetkin, Browne, Teper, Whyte, or other overseas boxers who are creating major Boxing venues overseas, particularly if it's an Eastern European, American pundits jump down their throat with both feet before they're even found guilty---and it's still very questionable whether they did in fact take PEDs... The internet blows up with stories of Russian cheats and vile remarks and filthy hate language is used to describe them. Many of the rants are insanely biased, ignorant, and stupid -- claiming Medonium is a steroid etc.

When Berto, Jones, Tarver, Mayweather, Morales, Peterson, Toney, Mayorga, Vargas, Mosley, Holyfield, other Americans and Latinos are caught it's covered up... Nobody gets real exercised about it... The amount of hate and filthy language directed at Povetkin, who was falsely accused of PED use is a joke
PEDvetkin's physician is texting you a prescription for Xanax.
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Kalan wrote:People actually do things like that in food factories and restaurants... Cooks snerk back a load of phlegm and spit in the soup. Then stir it in. They’ve been caught and fired, but sometimes there’s no cameras to catch them. A guy told me he used to put waste, “worm juice” and worse in his roommates’ spaghetti sauce because he beat the crap out of him once. He bought a gun at a show and once at 3 in the morning he tried to enter his roommate’s room to kill him, but the door was locked. He said “I’m happy it was because I might be in prison right now.” Some sick people have a lot of hate. They’ll take it out on perfect strangers if the people they’re mad at aren’t available... or they'll do thinks like that for a joke.
OMG so that may be the reason the pizza guy is always smirking and saying in a sarcastic tone of voice that "my Pizza is ready"
when he hands me the box when I go stop by on Saturdays for a walk in.
( i noticed also somewhat of a clorox smell in the dough too when i was eatin it the last time.)
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hey dont you think the crime should be elevated to something else
if these people decide to put something like semen into your meals ?
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Because the Americans fear him and want him out of the way. That's all, nothing else matters.
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asdfjkl wrote:Because the Americans fear him and want him out of the way. That's all, nothing else matters.
Are we talking about the Pizza Man (who makes the pizzas)at the well known chain resturant that I stop by every Saturday night for take-out ?
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There is already a version of irresponsible meat manufacturers feeding cattle stuff with PEDs. Remember Vargas? :lol:
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Caractacus wrote:
asdfjkl wrote:Because the Americans fear him and want him out of the way. That's all, nothing else matters.
Are we talking about the Pizza Man (who makes the pizzas)at the well known chain resturant that I stop by every Saturday night for take-out ?
Americans scared for a pizza man? :roll: Americans are scared for a hell of a lot of things, but the pizza man ain't one of them.
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Well pizza isn't that healthy anyway... If you want to shorten somebody's life you don't need to pee on or spit on the dough.. just feed them a lot of it.
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"Russian boxer Alexander Povetkin's team to take polygraph test: Andrey Ryabinsky"

The entire team of Russian boxer Alexander Povetkin, who is accused of doping violations, will take a polygraph test this week, his promoter Andrei Ryabinsky has said.

"The entire team of Povetkin will undergo a polygraph test this week," Ryabinsky, the head of the World of Boxing company, said on Tuesday.


The likelihood of every single person involved in Povetkin’s team members being able to beat a polygraph with a lie is astonishingly small.

So it’ll be interesting to see if Andrey Ryabinskiy fulfils his promise and whether the polygraph is managed by a neutral third party or representatives of the WBC.

"Team Povetkin Suspect Tainted Meat"

Ryabinsky believes there could be a possibility that Povetkin ingested meat that was tainted with osterine. Mexican fighters Erik Morales and Francisco Vargas made similar claims after failing drug tests, and the same claim was made by heavyweight Lucas Browne earlier this year.

"It is possible that ostarin could enter the body of Alexander through meat," Ryabinsky said. "We are not trying to build a conspiracy theory, but it could very well happen because some animal manufacturers feed their livestock these types of drugs."
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