How long will the bellend last ?

How long will the bellend last?

Poll ended at 26 Feb 2017, 06:18

1 round
19
14%
2 rounds
37
28%
3 rounds
45
34%
4+
22
17%
12
9
7%
 
Total votes: 132

MattCoke
Middleweight
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by MattCoke »

punchoutsb wrote:Haye wins by fourth round KO after dropping Bellew 5 times; once at the end of the first, once in the second, twice in the third and once in the fourth. The ref counts to 7 and then waves it off.
There is absolutely no way Bellew gets up 5 times, I'd be surprised if he got up from 1 knockdown.
el_grande_mauro_mina
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by el_grande_mauro_mina »

MattCoke wrote:
punchoutsb wrote:Haye wins by fourth round KO after dropping Bellew 5 times; once at the end of the first, once in the second, twice in the third and once in the fourth. The ref counts to 7 and then waves it off.
There is absolutely no way Bellew gets up 5 times, I'd be surprised if he got up from 1 knockdown.
:lol:

That's harsh man...

I think Bellew will go out on his shield. There will be no disgrace, Bob Foster didn't do that well when he moved up to heavyweight either.
punchoutsb
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by punchoutsb »

MattCoke wrote:
punchoutsb wrote:Haye wins by fourth round KO after dropping Bellew 5 times; once at the end of the first, once in the second, twice in the third and once in the fourth. The ref counts to 7 and then waves it off.
There is absolutely no way Bellew gets up 5 times, I'd be surprised if he got up from 1 knockdown.
If you couldn't tell I'm having fun with my prediction since the most obvious outcome of first or second round blowout is already the most common in this thread. :yay:
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

sweetscience wrote:just watched a few youtube Haye fights... he does like to feel out the 1st round

1&2 going big.... £100 each @ 12/1 & 10/1..... £30 on 3rd @8/1 to cover my bet
I can see haye splattin him in one,once bellend gets shook up from the first decent shot that lands haye wont let go and it will be oxygen mask for bellend
coneye
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by coneye »

What if Haye develops another sore toe ,, Bellow might run rings around him .
punchoutsb
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by punchoutsb »

coneye wrote:What if Haye develops another sore toe ,, Bellow might run rings around him .
He'd need to injure two toes at least for this to happen and two toe injuries are completely unheard of for the Hayemaker.
Boxerbeetle
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Boxerbeetle »

I'm almost certain it will be either round 2 or 3.
gilgamesh
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by gilgamesh »

Boxerbeetle wrote:I'm almost certain it will be either round 2 or 3.
I'm thinking 2 or 3 as well. Unless David is just toying with him, but I expect Bellew will be coming at Haye hard which will make Haye unload on him with some serious bombs early.
Oiky
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Oiky »

I'd love bellew to win :TU:

Like him, but I reckon haye will spark him in the 4th
gilgamesh
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by gilgamesh »

Oiky wrote:I'd love bellew to win :TU:

Like him, but I reckon haye will spark him in the 4th
I'd love to see Bellew win too. I'm not a fan of Bellew necessarily, but I despise David Haye.
Oiky
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Oiky »

gilgamesh wrote:
Oiky wrote:I'd love bellew to win :TU:

Like him, but I reckon haye will spark him in the 4th
I'd love to see Bellew win too. I'm not a fan of Bellew necessarily, but I despise David Haye.
I can't stand haye either
Verdi
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Verdi »

I'm going for a Haye stoppage in the 7th.
the truth
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by the truth »

Haye is more likeable then that idiot Bellend
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

the truth wrote:Haye is more likeable then that idiot Bellend
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Ruthless-RKO »

However long Haye wants him to last.
handsofstone
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by handsofstone »

Haye carried Audley into the 3rd round because he put a wager on himself but Id imagine Haye wants to humiliate Bellew as much as possible which for me means he'll go for the KO in the 1st and I reckon he'll get it
tannervegas
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by tannervegas »

thechump wrote:
sweetscience wrote:just watched a few youtube Haye fights... he does like to feel out the 1st round

1&2 going big.... £100 each @ 12/1 & 10/1..... £30 on 3rd @8/1 to cover my bet
I can see haye splattin him in one,once bellend gets shook up from the first decent shot that lands haye wont let go and it will be oxygen mask for bellend
Classy
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by dbf »

Haye ends it when he wants. No doubt string it out till the 2/3 rd and have all his mates make a fortune ala Audley.
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

tannervegas wrote:
thechump wrote:
sweetscience wrote:just watched a few youtube Haye fights... he does like to feel out the 1st round

1&2 going big.... £100 each @ 12/1 & 10/1..... £30 on 3rd @8/1 to cover my bet
I can see haye splattin him in one,once bellend gets shook up from the first decent shot that lands haye wont let go and it will be oxygen mask for bellend
Classy
Just singin to the same hymm sheet as bellend
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

dbf wrote:Haye ends it when he wants. No doubt string it out till the 2/3 rd and have all his mates make a fortune ala Audley.
Better odds in the 1st than 2nd and 3rd so id say he is goin out ther to put bellend to sleep as early as poss
Nightmare Roy
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Nightmare Roy »

If the needle is genuine Haye could take him out in a minute IMO but he might carry the fight for a few rounds
Horse
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Horse »

Nightmare Roy wrote:If the needle is genuine Haye could take him out in a minute IMO but he might carry the fight for a few rounds
Why would he carry him?

That's dangerous.
Nightmare Roy
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Nightmare Roy »

Horse wrote:
Nightmare Roy wrote:If the needle is genuine Haye could take him out in a minute IMO but he might carry the fight for a few rounds
Why would he carry him?

That's dangerous.
He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

Nightmare Roy wrote:
Horse wrote:
Nightmare Roy wrote:If the needle is genuine Haye could take him out in a minute IMO but he might carry the fight for a few rounds
Why would he carry him?

That's dangerous.
He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
This is different,plenty of ppl cant stsnd bellend and would be happy to see him flat out in one round
Horse
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Horse »

Nightmare Roy wrote:He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
Haye looked crap for a couple of rounds and then knocked Harrison out.

How was that more entertaining than smashing him in one?
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