How long will the bellend last ?

How long will the bellend last?

Poll ended at 26 Feb 2017, 06:18

1 round
19
14%
2 rounds
37
28%
3 rounds
45
34%
4+
22
17%
12
9
7%
 
Total votes: 132

Stuarty
Middleweight
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Stuarty »

Horse wrote:
Nightmare Roy wrote:He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
Haye looked crap for a couple of rounds and then knocked Harrison out.

How was that more entertaining than smashing him in one?
I know what you mean. When I watch porn I forward straight to the fúckíng. Balls to the foreplay :doh:
Noxy
Super Middleweight
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Noxy »

4-6 hopefully so I win my bet
Coco
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Coco »

While Haye could have taken Harrison out earlier, he showed some respect against a much bigger guy who could punch. At heavyweight neither apply to Bellew, therefore I think the Londoner will be looking for an early night.
rhino222
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by rhino222 »

round 2 tko
mullenman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by mullenman »

This is a mis match

Picture on Twitter with delboy beside bellew and bellew looks like a little boy

Haye beat del and del would flatten bellend
Monte Fisto
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Monte Fisto »

Bellew to be ok in the first. He'll be aggressive but miss a lot and hug any Haye counters.

second round, Bellew gets caught and goes down but braves out the round.

ref saves Bellew in 3rd
Last edited by Monte Fisto on 19 Feb 2017, 13:57, edited 1 time in total.
boxingknockout
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by boxingknockout »

Out of interest what was bellend's Boxrec name when he used to post?

Would be fun to see his posts!
Lenny Cravats
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Lenny Cravats »

Bellew will try and hold and avoid getting knocked out before Haye can get to him in the third or fourth. Just like Harrison, Bellew will say his lack of output was an attempt to 'drag him into deep waters', when realistically, his only aim is to not get spanked and embarassed early.
afcpaul
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by afcpaul »

LancashireLoyal wrote:I reckon haye will carry him a few rounds to soften the backlash if he ends him in a round.Round 5 ill go for.
Similar to my thoughts, with Haye getting into promotions with Schaefer therefore putting on a show, but, I think Bellew Will try to wind Haye up then good night, about 3.
Fearful_Freddie
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Fearful_Freddie »

boxingknockout wrote:Out of interest what was bellend's Boxrec name when he used to post?

Would be fun to see his posts!
Bomber1 I think.
boxingknockout
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by boxingknockout »

Fearful_Freddie wrote:
boxingknockout wrote:Out of interest what was bellend's Boxrec name when he used to post?

Would be fun to see his posts!
Bomber1 I think.
Cool. Must be some gems in there!
forcefraser
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by forcefraser »

Bomber1 ? I thought he posted under "Deefists" or "simplesasdat"
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

forcefraser wrote:Bomber1 ? I thought he posted under "Deefists" or "simplesasdat"
I thought was fookinrat
dirk2686
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by dirk2686 »

Nightmare Roy wrote:
Horse wrote:
Nightmare Roy wrote:If the needle is genuine Haye could take him out in a minute IMO but he might carry the fight for a few rounds
Why would he carry him?

That's dangerous.
He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
I think that was a bit of grandstanding after the event from Haye. He did very little in the first against a few people he's fought, and at the time Audley was probably the second biggest guy, and one of the biggest punchers, he'd faced. I think it was more a case of him feeling him out whilst still winning rounds as Audley did nothing.

If Haye feels out Bellew and is comfortable after the first minute he'll look to get rid then and there.
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

Just listening to tony bellend on radiocity and he says he has just had a 10 round slugfest with chisora both tryin to tak each others head off,do u believe him? He is olanning on getting to the 4th round then taking over the fight
the truth
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by the truth »

I thought he posted under "yourgoingtsleepwith10zgloveson" or "youseeyouyouclown"
Sklar
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Sklar »

thechump wrote:Just listening to tony bellend on radiocity and he says he has just had a 10 round slugfest with chisora both tryin to tak each others head off,do u believe him? He is olanning on getting to the 4th round then taking over the fight
I believe him. Has Dereck ever stopped anybody though? Not exactly a banger.
ALI
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by ALI »

dave_smith wrote:All depends on what round Haye has lumped his money on!
Exactly, and that in my opinion is the only real danger on betting on this fight. Will Haye or wont Haye carry him, and if he does for how many rounds, that is the question!

Knowing Haye there is a strong likelihood he will have a preset fight plan, on which round to KO Bellew in. He will probably be betting on himself, and telling his closest family and friends which round to buy money on.

I never thought it could go past 4, and the biggest odds were for the first 3 rounds, so would make sense on his part to wreck him early doors.

I'm down on a KO rounds 1 to 3, but will be betting more soon. Just a shame they have slashed the odds on Haye by KO across the board! People are betting!
Syntax Error
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Syntax Error »

Horse wrote:
Nightmare Roy wrote:He did with Harrison, it's PPV, punters want a bit of value for money.
Haye looked crap for a couple of rounds and then knocked Harrison out.

How was that more entertaining than smashing him in one?
Harrison looked even worse.

He threw 3 jabs & landed ONE & that's it: and he got paid too! :o :doh: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick:
Syntax Error
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Syntax Error »

thechump wrote:Just listening to tony bellend on radiocity and he says he has just had a 10 round slugfest with chisora both tryin to tak each others head off,do u believe him? He is olanning on getting to the 4th round then taking over the fight
I can believe him, but he is deluding himself if he thinks that sparring with Dereck Chisora will be anything like fighting David Haye.

Chisora is nothing like Haye: he can't punch like David & he's not as quick either.
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

Syntax Error wrote:
thechump wrote:Just listening to tony bellend on radiocity and he says he has just had a 10 round slugfest with chisora both tryin to tak each others head off,do u believe him? He is olanning on getting to the 4th round then taking over the fight
I can believe him, but he is deluding himself if he thinks that sparring with Dereck Chisora will be anything like fighting David Haye.

Chisora is nothing like Haye: he can't punch like David & he's not as quick either.
Yes he just plods forward bobin a weaving sometimes doesnt even bob and weave
Horse
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by Horse »

Syntax Error wrote:Harrison looked even worse.

He threw 3 jabs & landed ONE & that's it: and he got paid too! :o :doh: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick:
I don't believe those punch stats.
TheGman
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by TheGman »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04t8f6y

This guy is full of his own self importance "i wish i could take the £1000 cause ive dropped a few" who is he sparring? Big dave price? Audley? Danny williams? Haha iv dropped a few myself,are u talking about sh1t's tony
nitro5912
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by nitro5912 »

thechump wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04t8f6y

This guy is full of his own self importance "i wish i could take the £1000 cause ive dropped a few" who is he sparring? Big dave price? Audley? Danny williams? Haha iv dropped a few myself,are u talking about sh1t's tony
He is sparring that quick powerful guy dereck chisora. No wonder he isn't being dropped
boxingknockout
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Re: How long will the bellend last ?

Post by boxingknockout »

thechump wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04t8f6y

This guy is full of his own self importance "i wish i could take the £1000 cause ive dropped a few" who is he sparring? Big dave price? Audley? Danny williams? Haha iv dropped a few myself,are u talking about sh1t's tony
So he's offering £1,000 to anyone who can drop him?

Does that mean essentially Haye gets an additional, rather mean, £1000 bonus when Bellend is kod brutally?
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