Odd as it is he wants us to believe he is a power lifting, thunder punching, track running, competitive swimming all around bad ass. He also wants people to believe he's 70 years old! The reality is that kalan is a 17-20 year old virgin without the power to pop his own zits.punchoutsb wrote:I see you're still continuing to slip these little gems in to not-so-subtly try to show how tough you desperately want us to think you are.Kalan wrote:Everybody remembers their teachers. Were any of them your substitute teachers? Because that would be easier than remembering the name of an obscure theater you visited when you when you were 7. I still see you're still trolling, insulting, and name calling from the safety of your keyboard -- since making a substantive post is beyond you.
Had Tyson a fight in prison?
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SaadOffTheDeck
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
I'm actually older than 70. And you're the most ignorant bad mouther since Joe MCarthy -- another lying hater who achieved a little more fame.
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SaadOffTheDeck
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
I don't believe that for a second. If it's true you're the saddest old man ever and I'd feel sincere pity for your lack of a life and bitterness.
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
I'm not an old man... Not everyone my age is old and I expect to continue a great life for at least the next 30 years - and see many more descendants come into the world.. But I’ve lived most of my life and from here on out it’s all gravy -- and I can do whatever I want whenever I want. I just happen to love Boxing and watch all the matches I can watch because I enjoy the sport so much.
And I could GAF less what some ignorant hater believes.
And I could GAF less what some ignorant hater believes.
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
But you still remembered the fights to such an extent that you could rate and rank them qualitatively?Kalan wrote:Everybody remembers their teachers. Were any of them your substitute teachers? Because that would be easier than remembering the name of an obscure theater you visited when you when you were 7.
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
I'm very interested in fights -- even from that age.. but not obscure, rundown theaters and what their names are
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punchoutsb
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
Give it up kid. Everybody knows 
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Yup. Just like some idiots knew there was no possible way Trump could get elected... Some fools on crank think they know everything about everyone.
They're like Irwin Corey, who claimed to be the world's foremost authority on everything... "Ask me something!"
They're like Irwin Corey, who claimed to be the world's foremost authority on everything... "Ask me something!"
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
golden oldie wrote:Yes you could help it. Your underlying homosexual thoughts came to you under duress. Don't be a feeble minded lowlife who makes excuses and tries to deny them. If it is your wish to suck a dick, do it and get it off your chest, don't be an arrogant goon who assumes other people want to.Tomasino wrote:evrenb wrote:
Hey Tomasino.....has Kalan remembered the name of that theatre yet??!
Nope but he knows everything about what happened on the way there and that it's torn down now![]()
I was very drunk when responding to Oldie, but he's just so disgustingly disturbed I couldn't help it.
You are what you are, the same as the rest of us.
Your so tortured and bitter it's obvious you've had a traumatic life. Nobody likes you, barely anyone agrees with you, yet you still hang around like a very eggy fart. Sad little guy.
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
golden oldie wrote:Unlike creatures such as you, I don't care who " likes " or dislikes me. I am only interested in what they have to say, and suffice to report you have absolutely NOTHING to say of any worth.Tomasino wrote:golden oldie wrote:
Yes you could help it. Your underlying homosexual thoughts came to you under duress. Don't be a feeble minded lowlife who makes excuses and tries to deny them. If it is your wish to suck a dick, do it and get it off your chest, don't be an arrogant goon who assumes other people want to.
You are what you are, the same as the rest of us.
Your so tortured and bitter it's obvious you've had a traumatic life. Nobody likes you, barely anyone agrees with you, yet you still hang around like a very eggy fart. Sad little guy.
As for my life, trust me it is a lot better than your insignificant existence. Now, slither back into the water and rejoin the pond life you normally associate with.
Ok daddies boy
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Can't agree with you there Tomasino..about 'barely anyone agrees with you' ...his shill Kalan always comes to his rescueTomasino wrote:golden oldie wrote:Yes you could help it. Your underlying homosexual thoughts came to you under duress. Don't be a feeble minded lowlife who makes excuses and tries to deny them. If it is your wish to suck a dick, do it and get it off your chest, don't be an arrogant goon who assumes other people want to.Tomasino wrote:
Nope but he knows everything about what happened on the way there and that it's torn down now![]()
I was very drunk when responding to Oldie, but he's just so disgustingly disturbed I couldn't help it.
You are what you are, the same as the rest of us.
Your so tortured and bitter it's obvious you've had a traumatic life. Nobody likes you, barely anyone agrees with you, yet you still hang around like a very eggy fart. Sad little guy.
Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
I write about Boxing... You creeps write about me and never about the topic at hand because you have nothing to contribute.
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Caractacus
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
No, when Tyson started to train for the fight with Peter McNeely early May 1995
it was said he had not sparred in 3 years.
Tyson previously had been training for the fight with Holyfield scheduled for November 8 1991
but Tyson injured a rib cartilage while training (not sparring)October 8 and re-injured it October 15 1991
and the fight was cancelled as he was due to go on trial (January 1992).
It sure would be interesting to know when exactly however Mike Tyson last put on a pair of gloves
before going to prison.
He weighed about 270 lbs when he went in (late March 1992)
so i would imagine it had been a while.
it was said he had not sparred in 3 years.
Tyson previously had been training for the fight with Holyfield scheduled for November 8 1991
but Tyson injured a rib cartilage while training (not sparring)October 8 and re-injured it October 15 1991
and the fight was cancelled as he was due to go on trial (January 1992).
It sure would be interesting to know when exactly however Mike Tyson last put on a pair of gloves
before going to prison.
He weighed about 270 lbs when he went in (late March 1992)
so i would imagine it had been a while.
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Caractacus
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
Correction-Tyson said he was schtooping the "prison drug counselor" behind wallsCaractacus wrote:I think in his autobiography he said he was schtoophing the Prison Psychologist when they were alone)
( a mighty big woman who weighed about 300 ibs)
Tyson said it was a good thing that he was weight training in there
because he needed it while getty jiggy with her lifting her up against the prison wall.
It was a fight just to lift her off the ground it sounds like.
(the prison psychiatrist may have been a dude as far as I know).
anyway he also said she let him because she had asked and he gave her 10 grand to fix her leaky roof.
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Caractacus
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Re: Had Tyson a fight in prison?
The closest (that I had read) that Mike Tyson came to to a fight in prison
he mentions in his book UNDISPUTED TRUTH (page 266)
"I got into a scrao with a big light-skinned black guy named Bob.
we were fooling around but then it got serious and he wanted to go.
and I put a big knot on the top of his head "
he mentions in his book UNDISPUTED TRUTH (page 266)
"I got into a scrao with a big light-skinned black guy named Bob.
we were fooling around but then it got serious and he wanted to go.
and I put a big knot on the top of his head "