How the hell can Mayweather eat crisps while doing sit ups?

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 05 Apr 2006, 20:31

And drink coke while workng the speed ball with one hand and drinking it in the other!

You'd think he's feel dick while doing the situps but I can understand why he doesnt go up in weight by the way he trains though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jS8PxWYiaMM& ... ing%20fast

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 06 Apr 2006, 04:01

Even though he's been given amazing natural skills, he still trains like a maniac so I've read, looks as if he was having a bit of fun in those clips.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Apr 2006, 05:58

Northern birds can eat a bag of chips while being dogged without being sick or spilling any.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Apr 2006, 06:14

Cue the classic joke.

"How can you tell when a scouse/manc (insert other regional stereotype here) bird has cum.......?

"she drops her chips."

Ba-doom tsss!

"Ladies an genclemen.."

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 06 Apr 2006, 06:26

way back when, at a teenage party in Rotherham, I encountered a friend of mine taking a bird from behind while eating his Pie & Chips which he had placed on her back for convenience. Class

I wont go into what he was attempting to do with the battered saveloy

Slapsie

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Apr 2006, 06:34

That is indeed the mark of a true bon vivant, a man is measured by his appetites after all.

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 06 Apr 2006, 06:52

"A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites".

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 06 Apr 2006, 07:07

A mate of mine once went with a Lady of ill repute, He was completly inexperienced in any of that, so we told him he had to go down on her, He did, afterwards he said he looked up and she was eating a corned beef sandwich...now thats class

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 06 Apr 2006, 08:34

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Cue the classic joke.

"How can you tell when a scouse/manc (insert other regional stereotype here) bird has cum.......?

"she drops her chips."

Ba-doom tsss!

"Ladies an genclemen.."

Good one.

Just thought Mayweather would or might get stomach cramps or something eating crisps at the same time with Situps!

Those are some classy stories.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Apr 2006, 08:41

TerribleTerry wrote:"A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites".

"Bullshit Mr Han."

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Apr 2006, 08:55

Slapsie Maxie wrote:way back when, at a teenage party in Rotherham, I encountered a friend of mine taking a bird from behind while eating his Pie & Chips which he had placed on her back for convenience. Class

I wont go into what he was attempting to do with the battered saveloy

Slapsie

Where was he dipping his chips? Did he like brown sauce?

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 06 Apr 2006, 09:39

http://www.maxboxing.com/Chee/2006/Floy ... k_2006.jpg

http://doghouseboxing.com/Chee_Parody/S ... t_2006.jpg

Damn right!

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Apr 2006, 09:47

That looks like Rahman's head against Holyfield! ;)

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 06 Apr 2006, 09:52

It does as well!

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Apr 2006, 09:56

I thought it looked like a negative of douglas hurd, even rhymes with turd!