Oscar you dirty dawg

[keithmoonhangover]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tape.html

Kitchen utensils

Nowt the matter with a bit of spatula action.

[Stuarty]

It says he knew he was being filmed. What is wrong with the bloke? With his recent track record you would think he would at least say to the women keep the phones in your bag.

Cocaine is good like that

I'm off work til next Tuesday and I've just done in a gram and a half of proper from last night! I have two lines left! I've got a bird from Edinburgh coming by with cans about half 5 then I'll order another gram and a cialis (spelling? It's like viagara times 10)

[SticknMove]

It says he knew he was being filmed. What is wrong with the bloke? With his recent track record you would think he would at least say to the women keep the phones in your bag.

Cocaine is good like that

I'm off work til next Tuesday and I've just done in a gram and a half of proper from last night! I have two lines left! I've got a bird from Edinburgh coming by with cans about half 5 then I'll order another gram and a cialis (spelling? It's like viagara times 10)

Enjoy but watch out for those cans. They can be a bugger to pull out the ole Gary

[samwbr]

He loves a party old Oscar

Sam! What kinda parties do you go to

Same ones as me by the sounds of it

Aren't everyone' parties like this ?

[Terminator666]

Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards

[tiny_acres]

Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards

He used the utensils to serve Canelo some more tainted meat

[jamamb]

Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards

He used the utensils to serve Canelo some more tainted meat

[Stuarty]

Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards

Dunno but I'd pay good money to sniff them

[coneye]

Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse

[Stuarty]

Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse

I'd go for 'after' every day of the week personally

[handsofstone]

Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse

I'd go for 'after' every day of the week personally

[handsofstone]

I've gotta say I'm pretty disappointed in the lack of kitchen utensil puns in this thread

[PredatorHayds]

I've gotta say I'm pretty disappointed in the lack of kitchen utensil puns in this thread

Tongs are wagging on what the utensil could of been.

Don’t want to come last in the De La Hoya games night. No-one what’s that wooden spoon.

To be fair if he’s single, he can do what he wants. He’s a eligible spatula.

[punchoutsb]

Gives new meaning to being whisked off your feet, doesn't it?

[ewenhay]

He obviously likes getting forked in the ass. Too much?

Eligible spatula was my favourite.

[Stuarty]

I once fukked a bird and tanned her arse with a spatula

[Stuarty]

I remember when I was about like 22ish... I had left home years before but my brother, who's 2 years younger, was still stating with ma dad. I was over there for the night. I had made a pot of soup and couldn't find the spoon. I went in to my brothers room later on and on the floor was empty condom packets, bottled lube and a plastic spoon

He came in later on and I asked him what the game was and he said 'don't really want to talk about it mate'

[KiwiRider]

Tongs are wagging on what the utensil could of been.

Don’t want to come last in the De La Hoya games night. No-one what’s that wooden spoon.

To be fair if he’s single, he can do what he wants. He’s a eligible spatula.

And they said Tommy Cooper was dead...