It is time that we graciously make your acquaintance.
I come from a far away land and have spent my life travelling, and in that time I have seen it all. Yet, as I stand before this wondrous conglomeration of violence, I can't help but guffaw at the collection of milksops you call managers.
Nonetheless, I humbly greet you all with the strong hand of greatness you have been lacking. Shake it now my friends, for soon you will fear and hate it. Something I am sure you will welcome like an old friend.
Our plan for Sim supremacy is merely just beginning to unfold, and as the weeks go on you will all realize your grisly fate. I notice this section you call "BoxRecSim HOF," one day it will feel like I was there all along. For our greatness knows no bounds.
Now, without further ado, I would like to introduce to you the combatants you will bow to by the end of this season:
"The Genetic Jackhammer" Jack Dempsey is a man amongst men. He has the talent of Zeus and the gall of Odysseus. He once beat Babe Ruth in a hot dog eating contest and then defeated a young Jesse Owens in a foot race later that day. This man eats lightning and craps thunder. Rumor has it that he may also have fathered several children all over the world.
Vassiliy Jirov has seen some very bad, bad things. Vassiliy Jirov has done some very bad, bad things. He knows he is not like other people, but that is ok, because he likes doing the dirty work. Any time you need a friend, he is there. Any time you need protection, he is there. Any time you need a "Triggerman," he is there. That is why when you step into the ring with him you are fighting a man that is prepared to die.
Vitali "Dr. Love Fist" Klitschko used to be known for beating people up, he still is, but now he wants you to know that he is here to steal your women too. In fact, he wants "all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape, internet geek, TV Troper sweathogs to keep the noise down, while he takes his robe off, and gives the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive."
Holly "The Hybrid" Holm can do it all, inside the ring or out. She is here to prove that she is the true Alpha Female of this great organization, and the entire combat sporting world, and will exude dominance over all the weak harridans you have assembled here. Ready or not, "The Hybrid" cannot be stopped.
So there you have it ladies and gentleman, the stable of true greatness. Also, we would formally like to announce that from here on out we will be known as The Greater Power Promotions.
The time for jocularity is over, THE GREATER POWER SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!
