Hennessey really needs to give the game up.

Glass Joe · Post by **Glass Joe** » 11 May 2018, 10:10

FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night, this just goes to show how bad you are at promoting. Really think its time to give up and find another career.

The Fury v Sexton fight will be painful enough to watch and I just hope that Channel 5 come to their senses and don’t give that waste of space of a Z lister a second of air time. I certainly won’t be watching.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 10:12

Kerry Katona

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 10:14

The undercard is fuckin rotten man!

They should start the show after ten and get Kerry to get her big udders out and do the ring announcing. Maybe fire a few brussel sprouts out her snatch

bigjack · Post by **bigjack** » 11 May 2018, 10:28

Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14 The undercard is fuckin rotten man!

They should start the show after ten and get Kerry to get her big udders out and do the ring announcing. Maybe fire a few brussel sprouts out her snatch

And anyone who catches a sprout in their gob wins a box set of all Hughies best fights.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 10:29

bigjack wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:28
Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14 The undercard is fuckin rotten man!

They should start the show after ten and get Kerry to get her big udders out and do the ring announcing. Maybe fire a few brussel sprouts out her snatch
And anyone who catches a sprout in their gob wins a box set of all Hughies best fights.

Wouldn't want to catch anything that came out her gigantic axe wound

fornicate sprouts or ping pong balls! She could probably fire rugby balls out that hairy cave

Counter-puncher · Post by **Counter-puncher** » 11 May 2018, 10:45

Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night

fvcking hell.

it's like boxing promotion done by Phoenix Nights.

Pukka Cheese · Post by **Pukka Cheese** » 11 May 2018, 10:50

How does this guy even survive? Where does the money come from to pay Hughies opponents?

jameswilson · Post by **jameswilson** » 11 May 2018, 10:51

Counter-puncher wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:45
Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night
fvcking hell.

it's like boxing promotion done by Phoenix Nights.

I was thinking more Boogie nights.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 10:52

Counter-puncher wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:45
Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night
fvcking hell.

it's like boxing promotion done by Phoenix Nights.

Glass Joe · Post by **Glass Joe** » 11 May 2018, 10:52

Its getting worse for Hennessey, has any one seen the photo of McDonagh heading to the scales with chains on, are they really that desperate for tickets sales that they have to resort to gimmicks to try and sell tickets, do they not understand that McDonagh is not a selling point, Maynard's in the background laughing, he must be so embarrassed being part of such a cowboy outfit.

mickey1975 · Post by **mickey1975** » 11 May 2018, 10:56

Counter-puncher wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:45
Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night
fvcking hell.

it's like boxing promotion done by Phoenix Nights.

They did, Foxy Boxing, in The Jockey Wilson Suite.

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 11:01

Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:52 Its getting worse for Hennessey, has any one seen the photo of McDonagh heading to the scales with chains on, are they really that desperate for tickets sales that they have to resort to gimmicks to try and sell tickets, do they not understand that McDonagh is not a selling point, Maynard's in the background laughing, he must be so embarrassed being part of such a cowboy outfit.

Chains on? Wtf is that about?

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 11 May 2018, 11:03

It's like a parody, hiring a slag to help sell tickets and not even a fit one, but a washed up one from Warrington!

Stuarty · Post by **Stuarty** » 11 May 2018, 11:11

banjo wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:03 It's like a parody, hiring a slag to help sell tickets and not even a fit one, but a washed up one from Warrington!

Yeah using some giganto snatch who got the elbow from Iceland is scraping the barrel!

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 11 May 2018, 11:12

Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:11
banjo wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:03 It's like a parody, hiring a slag to help sell tickets and not even a fit one, but a washed up one from Warrington!
Yeah using some giganto snatch who got the elbow from Iceland is scraping the barrel!

Maybe Mick's using it to hide in.

jameswilson · Post by **jameswilson** » 11 May 2018, 13:16

Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:11
banjo wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:03 It's like a parody, hiring a slag to help sell tickets and not even a fit one, but a washed up one from Warrington!
Yeah using some giganto snatch who got the elbow from Iceland is scraping the barrel!

The rumour is her, the Fury’s and Christopher Biggins will do the conga during Hughie’s ring walk.

bigjack · Post by **bigjack** » 11 May 2018, 13:48

jameswilson wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 13:16
Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:11
banjo wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 11:03 It's like a parody, hiring a slag to help sell tickets and not even a fit one, but a washed up one from Warrington!
Yeah using some giganto snatch who got the elbow from Iceland is scraping the barrel!

The rumour is her, the Fury’s and Christopher Biggins will do the conga during Hughie’s ring walk.

I heard that Meaty Mick and Tyson are going to do an ABBA tribute act to coincide with Eurovision 2018, both dressed in gold and pink spandex jump suits and platform shoes

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 May 2018, 13:54

Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night, this just goes to show how bad you are at promoting. Really think its time to give up and find another career.

The Fury v Sexton fight will be painful enough to watch and I just hope that Channel 5 come to their senses and don’t give that waste of space of a Z lister a second of air time. I certainly won’t be watching.

Kerry fornicating Katona!

Are they going to use her like a sheepdog to herd people into the Arena?

"fornicate me, it's that orange minger Katona, she's coming towards us, let's take refuge in this empty venue, oh look, a boxing match is on......we can buy two tickets and hide in here until she goes way."
"Two tickets for upper tier please."

bigjack · Post by **bigjack** » 11 May 2018, 13:57

jamesmcdonnell wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 13:54
Glass Joe wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:10 FFS Hennessey this is a real low for you, Hearn announces a $1 billion dollar deal to stage fights in the US and you sign up Kerry Katona to try and help you sell tickets to fill the 1000 seater arena tomorrow night, this just goes to show how bad you are at promoting. Really think its time to give up and find another career.

The Fury v Sexton fight will be painful enough to watch and I just hope that Channel 5 come to their senses and don’t give that waste of space of a Z lister a second of air time. I certainly won’t be watching.
Kerry effing Katona!

Are they going to use her like a sheepdog to herd people into the Arena?

"eff me, it's that orange minger Katona, she's coming towards us, let's take refuge in this empty venue, oh look, a boxing match is on......we can buy two tickets and hide in here until she goes way."
"Two tickets for upper tier please."

Here you go fellas,you can have these tickets for free as nobody else is coming tonight.

handsofstone · Post by **handsofstone** » 11 May 2018, 14:15

This threads fcking hilarious, I'm sitting here in kinks

jamamb · Post by **jamamb** » 11 May 2018, 14:16

seems fitting of a guy who has pink tyson headling ppv cards on youtube. can you imagine being an olympic runner-up/euro amateur champ like john joe nevin and being on the undercard of that crap.

CaptainSpacerod · Post by **CaptainSpacerod** » 11 May 2018, 14:22

Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14 The undercard is fuckin rotten man!

They should start the show after ten and get Kerry to get her big udders out and do the ring announcing. Maybe fire a few brussel sprouts out her snatch

Always enjoy your unique slant on things !

Dirk Kelly · Post by **Dirk Kelly** » 11 May 2018, 14:51

Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:29
bigjack wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:28
Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:14 The undercard is fuckin rotten man!

They should start the show after ten and get Kerry to get her big udders out and do the ring announcing. Maybe fire a few brussel sprouts out her snatch
And anyone who catches a sprout in their gob wins a box set of all Hughies best fights.
Wouldn't want to catch anything that came out her gigantic axe wound

eff sprouts or ping pong balls! She could probably fire rugby balls out that hairy cave

I reckon she’d manage to fire medicine balls out of her snatch.

bigjack · Post by **bigjack** » 11 May 2018, 15:07

dave_smith wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 14:51
Stuarty wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:29
bigjack wrote: ↑11 May 2018, 10:28

And anyone who catches a sprout in their gob wins a box set of all Hughies best fights.
Wouldn't want to catch anything that came out her gigantic axe wound

eff sprouts or ping pong balls! She could probably fire rugby balls out that hairy cave
I reckon she’d manage to fire medicine balls out of her snatch.

I reckon meaty mick would need a plank strapped to his arse to be safe nailing her.

Exoddus · Post by **Exoddus** » 11 May 2018, 15:11

If Michael Buffer was hired to fist Kerry Katona in the middle of the ring. I might tune in to watch it.

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