Pictures from Audley Harrison's website!!!!

BO Selecta · Post by **BO Selecta** » 24 Apr 2006, 15:04

Fight fans, do you fancy a laugh?

Check out the tin man's website & the carefully selected pictures from the Guinn 'fight'!

In some of the pictures, he actually looks like he is throwing a punch!

Surely not?

The man is a complete joker; probably one of the funniest men in the history of boxing!

http://www.audleyharrison.com

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 24 Apr 2006, 15:57

Look at him staring at that bag, he looks confused. You're supposed to punch it Audley! With your fists!

lvlarc · Post by **lvlarc** » 24 Apr 2006, 16:06

I find it hard to take this guy serious, I can just imagine kicking back getting pissed with Audley and playing the PS2.

rod riddle · Post by **rod riddle** » 24 Apr 2006, 16:46

It's a cruel world that the parcel-farce homepage should carry a poll asking if W Klitschko is now the future of the heavyweight division after he beat up an ageing super middleweight on Saturday night.

Naturally, I couldn't be arsed to vote, but on clicking 'view results' I got the message 'waiting for audleyharrison.com' for what seemed like eternity.

You wait for the website, you wait for the man.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 24 Apr 2006, 21:54

Man he's made the pics of him Vs Guinn look like a robbery!

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 25 Apr 2006, 01:48

He just doesn't realise that he has been rumbled.

A select few of us always knew he was a con merchant, now the whole world knows it for sure, yet he is still trying to con us!!!!!

I wonder what pictures he would have posted if he had actually won the fight???

BunglesFingers · Post by **BunglesFingers** » 25 Apr 2006, 03:31

He should do the decent thing and all it a day and go do something else.

I see a long career in PR or even politics.

Mensa07 · Post by **Mensa07** » 25 Apr 2006, 04:04

to be fair I doubt its actually Audley himself who does the website admin, these guys are either in his team or fans of his so its unlikely they'd plaster the site with pics of Aud getting bashed around by Danny and throwing non-jabs against Guinn.

having said that, I dont really give a sh!t anyway..

yiddo14 · Post by **yiddo14** » 25 Apr 2006, 04:24

Ding_Ding wrote:He should do the decent thing and all it a day and go do something else.

I see a long career in PR or even politics.

Thats a great idea.The guy has such talent for making a lot of people beleive complete bullshit,he is bound to go far.

Audley for PM anyone??

Look out Blair....the a-force is coming!!!

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 25 Apr 2006, 06:53

That website is probably compiled by his merry band of back slappers, he needs to do away with these hangers on and invest in a team that will sit him down and offer him some hard truths.

BubiScholz · Post by **BubiScholz** » 25 Apr 2006, 07:14

steve689 wrote:That website is probably compiled by his merry band of back slappers, he needs to do away with these hangers on and invest in a team that will sit him down and offer him some hard truths.

absolutely right. this guy doesn´t live in the real world. he should stay away from this sport before he got hurt badly.

BubiScholz · Post by **BubiScholz** » 25 Apr 2006, 07:21

From Harrisons website:

"Although his last two fights have ended with close defeats - both on points - Audley Harrison is eager to re-galvanise himself and get back to winning ways and show that he can become the future of the heavyweight division."

no more comment....

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 25 Apr 2006, 09:37

BubiScholz wrote:From Harrisons website:

"Although his last two fights have ended with close defeats - both on points - Audley Harrison is eager to re-galvanise himself and get back to winning ways and show that he can become the future of the heavyweight division."

no more comment....

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric Cantona, he is officially the funniest man in boxing history!!!!!!! :P

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 25 Apr 2006, 09:41

Going by those photos it looks like Aud actualy won on points & was robbed!

The Dream Lives On - The Legend Continues!!!!!!!!!

Timmbo · Post by **Timmbo** » 25 Apr 2006, 16:09

'Re-Galvanise himself' ??

He's even getting confused with his identity now, he must think he's AUDI Harrison

My T Sharp · Post by **My T Sharp** » 25 Apr 2006, 16:19

http://www.audleyharrison.com/gallery/p ... 88&pid=779

He even has a 'Mini-Me' Audley Harrison in his corner

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 25 Apr 2006, 17:33

My T Sharp wrote:www.audleyharrison.com/gallery/picture. ... 88&pid=779

He even has a 'Mini-Me' Audley Harrison in his corner

http://www.audleyharrison.com/gallery/p ... 85&pid=761

this pic sums audley up...
he is sparring in what appears to be a bullet proof vest LOL

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 26 Apr 2006, 06:12

My T Sharp wrote:www.audleyharrison.com/gallery/picture. ... 88&pid=779

He even has a 'Mini-Me' Audley Harrison in his corner

LOL!!!!

He's like a meglomaniac Bond villain.

I thought the BBC should use his career for an episode of the next series of Hustle, as he is the great con merchant, but maybe the Bond writers should hire him for a villain in the next film!!!!