The Sky Sports Boxing team

[jamamb]

just to clarify about tonights andre ward fight, you will in fact not be witnessing jesus simultaneously assaulting and hugging another man

[CaptainSpacerod]

John Ryder's DNA test results are in and it has been confirmed that he is not a great ape

[Stuarty]

And Johnny 'The entertainer' Nelson is no way involved in entertaining

Top class

[littlepug]

Just been confirmed that "Prince" Charles Williams is not actually Prince Charles, is in no way connected to the British Royal family and is in actual fact an African American man boxer.

[ILikeBeer]

Though, as far as I am aware, Chris Eubank Jr is Chris Eubank Sr's son.

[Ricky]

Adam Smith seen Foreman's junk and can clarify he's not really that big.

[Cholo_cws]

that comment almost seems autisticy...like something someone would say if they dont have any sense of how people think

of course adam, everyone was thinking that the sky sports boxing hero is an avid terroist supporter and got himself inked in honour of those concert bombings.

It was pure Partridge. You couldn't make it up.

[Punchy Joe]

Tony "The Punching Postman" Thornton does not actually punch you in the face when he rings your doorball and hands you your parcel, its because he is a boxer and punches his opponents in a boxing ring.

[Kit]

Ike Ibeabuchi is currently talking to his chief of Staff and considering military action after allegations made by a UK Commentator that he is a retired ex boxer with historic mental hearth concerns and not The President.

[skanksta]

I'd like to confirm that Jake LaMotta was not suffering from a bovine related condition such as mad cows disease.

To be fair to Smith - he does say, "and not in anyway insensitive to"
It's really crass, clumsy commentary - really poor and not good enough for Sky - but he's not actually saying, "Bomber is for his punch and not for his suicide attacks"

[Stuarty]

Ike Ibeabuchi is currently talking to his chief of Staff and considering military action after allegations made by a UK Commentator that he is a retired ex boxer with historic mental hearth concerns and not The President.

[rhino222]

imagine Archie Moore v Carl Froch

Mongoose v Cobra............who wins?

[rhino222]

watch from 1:25

Froch wins on points

[Noxy]

That’s the first time I’ve seen a cobra get the better in that confrontation. Know what I’m saying.

[Counter-puncher]

That’s the first time I’ve seen a cobra get the better in that confrontation. Know what I’m saying.

the mongoose was green/shot/weight-drained/paw injury

[bigjack]

watch from 1:25

Froch wins on points

The mongoose is immune to the venom,Mongoose by late round tko

[PredatorHayds]

Just to clarify West Ham Utd use The Hammers as a nickname and are no-way condoning the vicious attacks of Levi Bellfield.

[Noxy]

That’s the first time I’ve seen a cobra get the better in that confrontation. Know what I’m saying.

the mongoose was green/shot/weight-drained/paw injury

[Nightmare Roy]

Smith "Id like to confirm that James Lights Out Tony isn't interested in saving energy as his name may suggest"

[jamamb]

think the mongoose simply ran into a p4p special talent...no shame in losing on points

now how would that cobra fare vs the atg mongeese of the past? lets start 50 threads on it and insult each other over our answers

[JimStone]

Ike Ibeabuchi

[sparrow_1]

For posterity, here is a clip of Smith confirming that ‘Bomber’ was not a reference to an actual bombing:

Goodness gracious me. What an absolute pillock. That's sounds to me as if he's set out from the start to work in a completely unrelated to the task at hand comment, for whatever his own agenda is.....Yes, there was an attack at the arena, yes, there is a fight at the same place tonight, no, the two things have absolutely f*ck all to do with each other.
If I was his boss I'd want to get him in and unpick his thought processes behind that. Talk about sycophantic!

[dookus]

For posterity, here is a clip of Smith confirming that ‘Bomber’ was not a reference to an actual bombing:

Unfuckingbelieveable

[Grilling Machine]

The Golden Boy isn't a reference to sexual proclivities.

[Ricky]

Just to clarify Dave Allen isn't actually an endangered species, 1 of only 3 left in the wild.