The Metal Shop
One of my first jobs as a teacher was that they put me in charge of the class at the high school for the kids that got kicked out of their regular classes by the teacher because they were disrupting everything. They called my class the "Improve Class." The class was in the old metal shop room that they had shut down some years ago when the district wanted to focus on mainly academic courses.So they blacked out the windows in the metal shop room and converted the space into a classroom for the F--k Up Kids and called it the Improve Class. I don't think the district or the principal cared if the kids improved or not.You see if they sent those bad kids home the district wouldn't get any money from the state. The state pays the district money for each day a kid's in class. If he's absent for being sick or on a vacation or has to take care of his baby sister,the school doesn't get a kickback from the state. If a kid gets booted out of class and is sent home-same thing. He ain't in class so the school comes up short. so they invented the "Improve Class" and put me in charge. The really just wanted to dump the kids on me thinking that I was the new guy and wouldn't put up a beef-and they were right.Hell,I didn't mind. They told me what they wanted me to do about the class.1.No Talking 2.They Must Have Their Noses In A Book For The Six Hours They Spent In Class. 3.(This was the best one.)I Couldn't Say Anything To Them. I had to just sit there and watch.They were on an Irregular schedule.(that meant they couldn't eat lunch with the other kids and I would take them to the bathroom).They gave me a walkie talkie so I could get in touch with the front office or if they wanted to contact me.
Well,for starters I took their rule book and put it in the round file. There wasn't going to be a trial and error period of adjustment for me.I could see this comin' a mile away.I knew what kind of kids I'd be getting.I'd have all the bused in kids from the ghetto occupying the seats.The year I had the Improve Class I had only one white kid.. The only white kid showed up opening day.
The first day before the first period ended I got some action. I got a call on the walkie talkie that a couple of teachers had some problems and that I'd have two new arrivals. The first kid who walked through the door was this big hearty looking blonde fellow. He looked like a surfer type.Hair down to his shoulders,T shirt,frayed levis,and a pair of flip flops. I told him to sign his name to the sheet and take a desk. I asked him if he had his books. He gave me this glassy eyed look and mumbled "Naw." He slumped down into a desk in the back row and closed his eyes.Several minutes later arrival number two touched down.He was a little Mexican kid.I could see he was a squirrely sort.He giggled when I told him to sign the sheet. He looked like he still belonged in grammar school. He couldn't have weighed 80 pounds. Dark skinned,black eyes and thick black short cropped hair He was wearing an open collar light blue shirt,a pair of clean khakis,and one of those off brand tennies you buy at Target.He walked on his tip toes and was always grinning like he knew something you didn't. He also went to the back of the room.I could see that he also was bookless. I thought I'd clear the air right away with these two.
"I'm not going to read you the rules. They told you what they were. If you think that I'm going to sit here for six hours and not say anything you're nuts.This ain't the Breakfast Club. They don't care what goes on in here as long as you two are out of their hair."
The surfer looking dude sat up and opened his eyes
"So what did you do this morning to piss the teacher off?"I asked the surfer.
"The teacher asked me where my books were and I told her I didn't bring them so she kicked me out of class. "
"So what did you say to her before that?"
"I told her to go f--k herself."
"You planning on saying that to me?"
"Maybe,"
Now I went to one to my secret weapon. I had two pair of boxing gloves hanging on the wall behind my desk.
"See those boxing gloves," I said not looking back to the wall.
"Say that to me and I'm gong to toss you a pair of them gloves and then I'm going to lock the door."
Surfer Joe kind of smirked.
"Go ahead and start something. I'll kick your ass. I don't care.," I growled.
Surfer Joe's face got flushed.I looked down at the sheet at his name.
"I see your name is Kauai Collins. You been to Kauai?"
"I was born there,"he said.
"I was there around 30 years ago bummin' it with a couple of surfer pals from OB. We wanted to try surfing in Hawaii. Mostly on Maui.Honolua Bay."
"You must have went in the summer."
"That's when Honolua Bay breaks,"I said.
"Did you like it?"
"Got my ass kicked.Never so scared in my life. When I saw the size and speed of those waves breaking way out on the reef I s--t my pants."
Surfer Joe got a spontaneous laugh out of that.
"Did you ever hear of an Ocean Beach surfer named Pat Cosgrove?,"I asked him.
"He surfed for the U.S. team in the world championships."
"He made a name for himself over there with us. Me? Well,I had a little luck.The first wave I took off on I lost my board. It went into a cave a splintered into a thousand pieces.The was the end of my surfing days in Hawaii."
The surfer got out from his desk and moved up another row to another desk
"So what made you leave Kauai,Kauai?"I asked him.
"My father left my mother and me.He was an addict and a dealer.Then my mother got hooked on heroin and they killed her.They said she owed them money."
"That's pretty bad,"I said."So who are you living with here?"
"My uncle. My father's brother.He's dealing too."
I paused to think.
"Look .this might sound corny but you can get away from all that if you do good in school. You seem like a smart kid."
"I don't like school,"he scowled.
I just looked at him.i didn't want to get on my soap box. I then looked down at the sheet again for the name of my second visitor.
"So Raphael.How did you get sent here?"
"I spit water in this girl's face,"he said giggling.
"Why did you do that?"
"I just felt like it."
"You keep this up and they'll send you back to Logan Heights and you can go to school there."
Raphael lost the silly grin.
"I don't care."
"Why's that?"
"I'm an illegal aklien.So is my mother. We live in a parked car in Logan Heights.Sooner or later they'll catch us and we'll be sent back to Mexico."
"Where's your father?"
"I never knew him .He left before I was born."
Another pregnant pause.
"Look dude. If you do good in school and that day comes when they find out you can say that you want to stay because the system of education is what you came up here for so you and your mother can have a better life. You're entitled to a hearing."
"Would you back me up?"
"Sure, but you have to keep your nose clean."
By the end of the week Kauai and Raphael were back in their regular classes. About a month later I was reading the local section of the paper. There was a story about how the police had finally arrested a suspect who was robbing the liquor stores in Ocean beach. The suspect's name was Kauai Collins I thought that was the end for him. He'd be a lifetime criminal. His horrible childhood would be something he couldn't shake,at least not in a positive sense. Then many years later I was strolling through the bookstore looking for something to catch my eye. Man did I get an eye opener. There at the front counter was a shiny hardcover book titled,"My Jihad" by Kauai Collins. I picked it up and read the preface. That was the surfer kid that sat in the Improve Class that first day.He described his felony filled life after dropping out of school. He told the story of his mother getting killed and how he was in and out of jail all his life.However, he thought he had found something that would change the course of his life:he became a Muslim and joined a mosque. It was the mosque in San Diego that one of the 9/11 terrorists belonged to. He was really getting into being a Muslim ,but when he got wind that there were terrorists that were circulating at the Mosque,he got a patriotic rush. He decided to go to the CIA. He said the CIA wanted him to be an informant,a double spy of sorts. Well,the way Kauai told the story was that the CIA wasn't using the information he was providing so he left the CIA and became a soldier of fortune hitman for organized crime in Mexico.He got shot in the leg and was giving him pain so he had the leg chopped off. He walked around with one of those titnium legs and was proud of it.
When the football season began to crank up at the school I saw Raphael suited up running around the track with the cross country team. He still wore that s--t eating grin as he waved to me all excited. I thought at least he was making an effort .He told me that he was trying real hard in school and that his mother was happy. I was still with the team for three more years.By this time Raphael was a senior.We'd see each other from time to time.He never seemed to fill out and still wore that silly grin. Then one day I got a call to come to the principal's office.I thought a kid had told him what really was going in the Improve Class. The principal was standing at the door.He shook my hand.
"I've got some news,"he said.
I thought maybe he was going to assign me to a regular class.
"Raphael Ibarra is Point Loma High School's valedictorian."
I was taken aback.
"But he has a problem. He's got scholarships to Harvard,University of Chicago,Stanford,and MIT."
"That's terrific,"
"Yes.But now he has to prove his citizenship.He wants to know if you'll accompany me and his counselor to his Immigration hearing."
"I'll be there.Just fill me in,"I said, my head spinning.
Well we were all there at the Federal Building that morning.The principal,Rahael's couselor,me ,and his mother.We all got up to make our speeches.Raphael's mother didn't speak english ,but I think that that worked in our favor. The hearing officer was some old white guy that looked like he'd been around the block all his life. When we were done,it was his turn to speak. He focused his eyes on Raphael. He wasn't wearing his s--t eating grin
"Raphael,"the officer said with his hands folded. "You have made your mother proud today. You have made me proud also. i'm sure your friends are happy to see how things went with you. You bucked the odds and accomplished something very difficult. You had the highrst grades of all the students at Point Loma. A's in every one of your classes. This ccountry is happy to have you with us. You are a young man as important as anyone else. I am happy to decide after going over your records ,not only scholarship but citizenship,with my colleages and want to bestow to you and your mom permanent alien cards.With these documents you are legal residents of the United State,Hopefully your next step will be to become natualized citizens.Congratulations."
The hearing officer stood up and shook Raphael's hand and then embraced his mother. Well by this time evryone is cryin' and huggin' each other.i got to admit it was wonderful.
"By the way,"said the hearing officer."What school have you decided on?"
"The University of Chicago, I want to study in cancer research."
There you have it.i'll never forget that first day in the old metal shop room that became the Improve Class. However,in the end it all came to an abrupt end. I got another call slip to see the principal.This time he wasn't standing at the front door to shake my hand.
"Roger,"he said frowning."We have to close the Improve Class."
"Was it something I did?"
"Well,let's put it this way.The teachers are complaing that the kids would rather spend the day with you than be in the regular classes so they are misbehaving so they can be in your room."
"Well,it was fun while it lasted.I wish I could have done more."
"By the way,be sure you clear out your desk.And don't forget to take your boxing gloves."
Graduation Day at Point Loma High School