HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
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overhand_right
- Heavyweight

HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
1. Make commentary sensible again by bringing back Ian Darke
(ideally with an exhumed and reanimated Gary Mason as colour but if this isn't possible Jim Watt)
2. Paul Dempsey as host, with all analysis done in a studio
(having pundits trying to critique the fights while standing in a crowd shouting over music is farcical TV production)
3. Unbiased commentary and presentation
(achieved by employing Darke and Dempsey)
4. No women on the mike or in the ring
(except round card girls obviously)
5. No music between rounds or fights
(why was this ever allowed to happen)
6. No elaborate ring walks
(Ronnie O'Sullivan doesn't fly into the York Barbican on a giant snooker cue. No flying carpets, pedestals, lights, fire works, rappers - no mikes on boxers, EVER, I'm looking at you Roy Jones - or any other pizazz, just walk to the god damn ring like fighters used to)
7. Ring announcers to understand that we didn't ask them for the boxer's life story
(it's 5 in the morning. everyone just wants to see the fight. please just give us the records and get out of the ring. see any 70s or 80s announcers for reference)
8. Post fight interviews performed by a Jim Gray type who will pick up the boxer on any bullshit, and also embarrass them when they act like morons
(takes some balls to do this, I'm not putting myself forward)
9. No adverts in a PPV
(this actually used to be a rule)
10. Pay bonuses to any boxers who don't have tattoos
(sorry anyone who has tattoos)
(ideally with an exhumed and reanimated Gary Mason as colour but if this isn't possible Jim Watt)
2. Paul Dempsey as host, with all analysis done in a studio
(having pundits trying to critique the fights while standing in a crowd shouting over music is farcical TV production)
3. Unbiased commentary and presentation
(achieved by employing Darke and Dempsey)
4. No women on the mike or in the ring
(except round card girls obviously)
5. No music between rounds or fights
(why was this ever allowed to happen)
6. No elaborate ring walks
(Ronnie O'Sullivan doesn't fly into the York Barbican on a giant snooker cue. No flying carpets, pedestals, lights, fire works, rappers - no mikes on boxers, EVER, I'm looking at you Roy Jones - or any other pizazz, just walk to the god damn ring like fighters used to)
7. Ring announcers to understand that we didn't ask them for the boxer's life story
(it's 5 in the morning. everyone just wants to see the fight. please just give us the records and get out of the ring. see any 70s or 80s announcers for reference)
8. Post fight interviews performed by a Jim Gray type who will pick up the boxer on any bullshit, and also embarrass them when they act like morons
(takes some balls to do this, I'm not putting myself forward)
9. No adverts in a PPV
(this actually used to be a rule)
10. Pay bonuses to any boxers who don't have tattoos
(sorry anyone who has tattoos)
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Boxerbeetle
- Light Heavyweight
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Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
I have no issues with tattoos. Otherwise, I agree 100% with all of those suggestions. Dempsey and Darke were fvcking quality.
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I agree with no advert breaks. I have bought ppv in the past and was a bit cheesed off that I was paying to watch adverts.
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kbackup408
- Super Lightweight
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Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
Out of respect to overhand_right and his cruiserweight status I shall agree (minus the tattoos haha)
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overhand_right
- Heavyweight

Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
I got to 10 and realised I needed something contentious
Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
LOL! Good list! Back to basics.
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overhand_right
- Heavyweight

Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
id get tuan jim on commentary ![[icon_e_biggrin.gif] :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
Remember Anthony Hembrick?! LMAO!overhand_right wrote: ↑20 Apr 2019, 16:37 It's incredible how dignified an affair a night of TV boxing was, until some time in the 90s. Then something went horribly wrong.
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overhand_right
- Heavyweight

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Boxerbeetle
- Light Heavyweight
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Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
So really what your saying is get rid of Adam Smith?
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His first loss. The coverage from before the fight through the end is priceless and dovetails perfectly with your thread!!!overhand_right wrote: ↑20 Apr 2019, 16:45 I remember him missing his Olympics bout because he couldn't tell the time. Did he do something similarly stupid later on? I don't get the reference but assume it will be hilarious
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No national anthems.
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handsofstone
- Cruiserweight
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Dempsey would need to get that barnet sorted as well, deal breaker
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Just simply call it as they see it... No bias ... No favourites ... call the action .... No opinion. None.
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Nightmare Roy
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Re: HOW YOU WOULD CHANGE THE WAY BOXING IS PRESENTED ON TV
Throw Adam Smith off a bridge. Everything else will follow
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I'd do away with the whole pundit bollocks.
Commentator, co-commentator and a post fight interviewer is all that is necessary. No need for a string of ex-boxers either ringside or in a studio to talk about what we've just seen ourselves.
The main commentator can also act as the presenter like Jim Lampley.
Commentator, co-commentator and a post fight interviewer is all that is necessary. No need for a string of ex-boxers either ringside or in a studio to talk about what we've just seen ourselves.
The main commentator can also act as the presenter like Jim Lampley.
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Which is why the likes of Dickie Davies, Jim Rosenthal, Gutteridge, Carpenter, Darke, McCrory worked so well.banjo wrote: ↑21 Apr 2019, 04:15 I'd do away with the whole pundit bollocks.
Commentator, co-commentator and a post fight interviewer is all that is necessary. No need for a string of ex-boxers either ringside or in a studio to talk about what we've just seen ourselves.
The main commentator can also act as the presenter like Jim Lampley.
Add to that Watt and McKenzie, no one was looking to hog the limelight or talk about their careers and no one played the company man card.
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Of course Dempsey too, I also remember the blonde guy when SKY first started. Ed Robinson fits this as well, and I don't get why he is not doing it anymore. The guy at the moment, Andy someone is doing a good job.
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Yep, Sky are obviously allocated a budget for each event so why waste so much of it having a bunch of ex-pros when the money could be better spent on better quality fights.