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lazboy
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Message for Kalan

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I know Kalan was banned but it’s likely he’s still around, I mean he has nothing better to do however it’s likely he can’t afford internet so who knows.

Regardless I just want to say, Kalan, your boy AJ, the all time greatest heavyweight, the all time greatest athlete due to his length, width and bicep mass. Years of this dribble. Paragraphs of this dribble. Well who’s dribbling now Kalan?!
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If only Wilt Chamberlain was around to destroy Andy Ruiz!
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I was wondering what happened to Kalan.

I would be interested to know his take on Joshua's defeat, because according to him, allegedly, Joshua was the greatest HW of all time, at least the greatest who actually ever boxed, as Chamberlain never bothered to.
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I, like many others, never gave Ruiz a chance going into the Joshua fight purely on the grounds that Ruiz had never knocked out Clyde Lovellette when he wasn't looking.

I am now beginning to question the very basis of my beliefs. Knocking out Clyde Lovellette when he isn't looking may not be the acid test for a heavyweight champion we all thought it was.
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lazboy wrote: 04 Jun 2019, 06:14 I know Kalan was banned but it’s likely he’s still around, I mean he has nothing better to do however it’s likely he can’t afford internet so who knows.

Regardless I just want to say, Kalan, your boy AJ, the all time greatest heavyweight, the all time greatest athlete due to his length, width and bicep mass. Years of this dribble. Paragraphs of this dribble. Well who’s dribbling now Kalan?!
He still posts randomly, his last post was on the 24th May 2019 even though his profile says last active on 15th May 2018, not sure why the dates don't tally up.
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gp. wrote: 04 Jun 2019, 07:12 I, like many others, never gave Ruiz a chance going into the Joshua fight purely on the grounds that Ruiz had never knocked out Clyde Lovellette when he wasn't looking.

I am now beginning to question the very basis of my beliefs. Knocking out Clyde Lovellette when he isn't looking may not be the acid test for a heavyweight champion we all thought it was.
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Kalan is the first name I thought of the moment I saw the result. I have to admit, I always found Kalan one of the most irritating posters, because he claimed to have decades of experience watching the sport, and always gave the impression that his opinion was as good as fact.

Nothing wrong with being new to the sport, or not having a great understanding of it, but to then present yourself as an expert is pretty effing annoying.
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Controversial wrote: 04 Jun 2019, 07:14 He still posts randomly, his last post was on the 24th May 2019 even though his profile says last active on 15th May 2018, not sure why the dates don't tally up.
I’m not surprised. Nothing add up when it came to Kalan,
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jezzamundo wrote: 04 Jun 2019, 07:34 Kalan is the first name I thought of the moment I saw the result. I have to admit, I always found Kalan one of the most irritating posters, because he claimed to have decades of experience watching the sport, and always gave the impression that his opinion was as good as fact.

Nothing wrong with being new to the sport, or not having a great understanding of it, but to then present yourself as an expert is pretty effing annoying.
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gp.
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Syntax Error wrote: 04 Jun 2019, 07:16 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
There's nothing to laugh at. Ruiz may have discovered a whole new approach to boxing.

Instead of the accepted path of learning to swim, having noticeably longer arms than Muhammad Ali, and picking up Red Buttons on talk shows, he has just spent hours and hours in boxing gyms.

We could all learn something from this.
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Don't waste your time, Kalan will probably never see these posts. I'm sure, he had a heart attack after Ruiz KTFOing Joshua.
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