Most ridiculous 'one liners' uttered by boxing commentary/pundits

[jameswilson]

I think I remember teddy atlas being a closet Chris areola fan to the point he was shooting his bolt with every punch thrown in the two Stiverne fights and then when Stiverne ironed Arreola out Atlas fell silent like he was about to blow his own brains out.

I remember feeling the American commentary for Bute v Froch was similarly bias.

And as for Jim Watts commentary of Froch v Groves 1.

[margaret thatcher]

Ya poor Carl eh, nobody liked him

[Covfefe]

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Came here to post this. One of the most cringe inducing moments I’ve ever heard during boxing.

[lillywhite14]

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[lookingaround87]

'Bang...... Bang... Bang..Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang,Bang, Bang...... Bang.

[Noxy]

That’s funny is that

[gilgamesh]

I think I remember teddy atlas being a closet Chris areola fan to the point he was shooting his bolt with every punch thrown in the two Stiverne fights and then when Stiverne ironed Arreola out Atlas fell silent like he was about to blow his own brains out.

I remember feeling the American commentary for Bute v Froch was similarly bias.

And as for Jim Watts commentary of Froch v Groves 1.

One of the most hilarious cases of commentator bias being turned on it's ear that I ever recall hearing is Herol Graham vs Julian Jackson.

The whole fight the British commentators are just sucking Graham's ass hard "We've been wanting a performance like this out of him"

"This is his night, and tonight Jackson has...so little in comparison to Graham"

Things like that and then when Jackson drops the hammer

"OH NO! That's what we were worried about!"

Classic every time.

[rd350lc]

Most things that the black skelington says

Can't beat a good " Ronism"

[rd350lc]

Reg Gutteridge used to roll the " two falls and a submission " one out nearly every fight , got a bit lame in the end .

Ask your dad .

[Onetimeonly]

The greatest commentary ever was hagler for Leonard/hearns 2. Stick him....That's what we want...Work that jab...Get him Tommy!

[Counter-puncher]

The greatest commentary ever was hagler for Leonard/hearns 2. Stick him....That's what we want...Work that jab...Get him Tommy!

Hagler would have cheered him on if he took a bat to Leonard

[bigjack]

Reg Gutteridge used to roll the " two falls and a submission " one out nearly every fight , got a bit lame in the end .

Ask your dad .

Yes i remember that

[Matt W]

Jim Watt's, 'He's swallowed it Reg' - Benn v McClellan. Clearly he didn't know the what the consequences would be but after the way the fight had gone it was a very poor choice of words.

[Flump]

I remember Duke McKenzie once in the Sky studio was talking over some VT of De La Hoya and saying "he doesn't carry one punch power", whilst accompanying his words was footage of De La Hoya absolutely ironing out a bunch of guys with one shot.

[ILikeBeer]

Who was that prat that used to commentate on Eurosport?

I remember watching a fight once, which must've been in January, as he spent what felt like a round and a half thanking everybody he knew for getting him a Christmas card. Literally, I don't think he said anything about the boxing. It was just;

"I'd like to thank my brother for the card he got me. And my aunt Ethel. And that nice couple I met on holiday a few years ago, they still remember me. And my next door neighbours Paul and Elaine. That was quite a funny one."

[cormack]

what about " Franks got good jab - from time to time " I think it was Carpenter after Bruno got stopped by Tyson .

[Coco]

Jim Watt's, 'He's swallowed it Reg' - Benn v McClellan. Clearly he didn't know the what the consequences would be but after the way the fight had gone it was a very poor choice of words.

I also jumped up and down in front of the TV saying the same thing...

[hitman_hatton1]

Who was that prat that used to commentate on Eurosport?

I remember watching a fight once, which must've been in January, as he spent what felt like a round and a half thanking everybody he knew for getting him a Christmas card. Literally, I don't think he said anything about the boxing. It was just;

"I'd like to thank my brother for the card he got me. And my aunt Ethel. And that nice couple I met on holiday a few years ago, they still remember me. And my next door neighbours Paul and Elaine. That was quite a funny one."

steve holdsworth.

he does go off on tangents.

[Wee Tommy]

Johnny "Tony Bellew is technically better than Usyk" Nelson

Belter. I always knew Johnny talked shite but I’ve never watched a thing he was on since that fight without wanting to slap him. Disingenuous.

[Wee Tommy]

The greatest commentary ever was hagler for Leonard/hearns 2. Stick him....That's what we want...Work that jab...Get him Tommy!

I just had a flashback to that, the urgency in his voice he really wanted to beat the crap out Leonard!

[Londonirish]

I cant remember who said it but they deffo did....

'John Mcdermott can run 100m in 11 seconds'

I train with John for years during the Am's and Pro's and I can tell you he Could NOT run 100m in 11 seconds flat no way in a million years. Ok maybe if the was a Big Mc at the finish line

[orbtastic]

Sure, there's been deaths and injuries in boxing but none of them serious.
He's gone Jim
Catch as catch can
Eubank quoting Kipling to a bemused/bored Hamed
Eubank saying live on SKY box office that Tyson didn't rape
Believe you me
As I say
The Ego has landed
This man is elusiveness....as you've never known
Derrick Jefferson, I love you

[Coco]

Sure, there's been deaths and injuries in boxing but none of them serious.
He's gone Jim
Catch as catch can
Eubank quoting Kipling to a bemused/bored Hamed
Eubank saying live on SKY box office that Tyson didn't rape
Believe you me
As I say
The Ego has landed
This man is elusiveness....as you've never known
Derrick Jefferson, I love you

I like 'he's gone Jim'! Duke is a much underrated commentator.

[Coco]

While Steve Holdsworth got some stick, he was doing it live, on a shoe string budget, with no co commentator.

Usually he did a real good job with no support.

Holdsworth is one of the good ones, a bloke who fought too, he knows the psyche of a fighter.

[rd350lc]

Jim Watt's, 'He's swallowed it Reg' - Benn v McClellan. Clearly he didn't know the what the consequences would be but after the way the fight had gone it was a very poor choice of words.

I also jumped up and down in front of the TV saying the same thing...

Gary Newbon also mistakenly called McClellan Mike McCallum .
Probably my favourite fight ever , just sad how it turned out .