Tyson Fury claims he masturbate seven times a day.....

ValMar
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Tyson Fury claims he masturbate seven times a day.....

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.................To raise the level of testosterone............He is crazy, definitely.................
Bard of Boxrec
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Re: Tyson Fury claims he masturbate seven times a day.....

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Surely logic dictates that would lower it ...
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What if he has 7 sessions but no finishes?
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And, he drinks eight liters of water and has five or six meals every day. Source "RINGSIDE24" Ukraina......................
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TMI.
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I always thought he was a wanker and now he has confirmed that for me :TU:
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Trying hard for that jergens sponsorship
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That’s 7 full seconds of training he’ll never get back.
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Trying to trick his opponents into doing it 10 times a day.
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Why don't he tell us what his wife likes to be called in bed while he's at it. Some sh*t ain't nobody's business.
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This is a red herring like. It’s the start of a big year for Fury. He‘s going to go through the top cats - Deontay is first in line.
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Noxy wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 17:36 This is a red herring like. It’s the start of a big year for Fury. He‘s going to go through the top cats - Deontay is first in line.
So he's going to jerk everyone off starting with DW? Hand jobs for everyone! :yay:
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ValMar wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 15:17 .................To raise the level of testosterone............He is crazy, definitely.................
Don't fall into the trap of underestimating our good friend Fury. That pugilistic paragon of virtue sure knows how to box clever - as many have found many times to their detriment.

This time he's simply taking out a form of moral insurance policy just in case he pees hot again.

Our pal has already exhausted the 'eating of uncastrated wild boar' excuse, so this time he's not getting caught with his pants down a second time.

I suspect even UKAD will want to stay clear of the serial lineal tosser this time.
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Thomastearns wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 18:08
ValMar wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 15:17 .................To raise the level of testosterone............He is crazy, definitely.................
Don't fall into the trap of underestimating our good friend Fury. That pugilistic paragon of virtue sure knows how to box clever - as many have found many times to their detriment.

This time he's simply taking out a form of moral insurance policy just in case he pees hot again.

Our pal has already exhausted the 'eating of uncastrated wild boar' excuse, so this time he's not getting caught with his pants down a second time.

I suspect even UKAD will want to stay clear of the serial lineal tosser this time.
Have to admit I almost posted that very same thing.
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stevec@france wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 15:51 I always thought he was a wanker and now he has confirmed that for me :TU:
:lol: :lol:
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Thomastearns wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 18:08
ValMar wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 15:17 .................To raise the level of testosterone............He is crazy, definitely.................
Don't fall into the trap of underestimating our good friend Fury. That pugilistic paragon of virtue sure knows how to box clever - as many have found many times to their detriment.

This time he's simply taking out a form of moral insurance policy just in case he pees hot again.

Our pal has already exhausted the 'eating of uncastrated wild boar' excuse, so this time he's not getting caught with his pants down a second time.

I suspect even UKAD will want to stay clear of the serial lineal tosser this time.
I think he might have been joking?
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7 times a day?
Ain't done that since I was 13
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Test. overload. On the other hand (the left hand) the soy boys with their purple scarfs can't harden their attitude more than once a weak.
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I bet he has been hired to advertise some cream, so he is preparing potential buyers.
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Doubt he can compare with Deon's BBC :oo
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margaret thatcher wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 23:25 Doubt he can compare with Deon's BBC :oo
Why did you have to bring "Old Auntie" into this? :verysad:
Awful mental image.
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Well, to make it awfuler, I bet Deontay yells BOOOOOOOOMNBBBBBBBB SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAADDDD at the culmination of each session
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margaret thatcher wrote: 15 Jan 2020, 23:38 Well, to make it awfuler, I bet Deontay yells BOOOOOOOOMNBBBBBBBB SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAADDDD at the culmination of each session
Scaring the crap out of the old dears running the local fertility clinic
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Perhaps if he defeats Wilder and Joshua in impressive fashion it will become the standard in pre-fight press conferences to ask a fighter how often he is chafing the bishop?

Or, will it be the kind of information that only the gamblers know, "word is he hasn't whacked off in weeks..."

This could be a game changer...
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I think he said it so idiots jump on this info like fact.
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