Check This Out, Funny!

Hayefever · Post by **Hayefever** » 04 Jul 2006, 12:11

http://myspace.com/davidhaye

David Haye's Myspace Page, great videos, pics & bitches!

Check it out.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 04 Jul 2006, 13:57

I like Haye, especially his modesty . :)

E · Post by E » 04 Jul 2006, 14:10

David, you know some...er...'classy' birds...

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 04 Jul 2006, 19:06

Read this one, sound geniune... not.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=71471492

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 04 Jul 2006, 19:14

Jade Goody!

Hayefever · Post by **Hayefever** » 05 Jul 2006, 14:50

E wrote:David, you know some...er...'classy' birds...

:P pure class!

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 05 Jul 2006, 17:16

Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!

i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 06 Jul 2006, 06:42

topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Jul 2006, 07:21

topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.

She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 06 Jul 2006, 07:45

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

She speaks well of you, mind

Slapsie

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 06 Jul 2006, 07:54

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

Having a good day at the office James? :)

I'm not saying that i want to watch Jade Goody , or any of the other so called celebraties. and agree with you that most of them are a complete waste of space. I just find it amusing that someone so devoid of talent can in this day and age earn a million.

Oh yeah , and i have done worse than Goody........

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Jul 2006, 08:05

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

No come on, say what you really think.

(I hate the celeb culture too with a passion)

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 06 Jul 2006, 08:15

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
topper123 wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:Jade Goody!
i've always thought that Jade Goody is alright, I wonder how many of those fame wannabes that were on big brother with her, and stiched her up at every moment , are now sick with jealousy at her making a decent living and still getting her face on TV.
She's a fat, ugly thick bint. I have no problem with her making a living, I just find it extremely annoying having to see her simian double chinned face leering at me from every magazine, newspaper and TV screen. Everyone's always marvelling about how it's great that someone from such a hard background...blah blah, but there are countless people out there with similar hard luck stories.

I find the whole celebrity culture quite appalling and I wish it would all just piss off. I've no interest in reading about Brad Pitt's macrobiotic diet, or Jade Goody's tummy tuck, and frankly, those who are interested really should get out more. It's a horrific self perpetuation circus which provides soma for the terminally thick and the hopeless.

Well put.

The whole Big Brother/I'm a celebrity genre is beyond a joke and personally I would need to be lobotomised to sit down and watch it.

It is television and news for phuckwits.

I guess it has it's place though, there have always been thick people and they need to watch something to keep them off the streets.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 06 Jul 2006, 08:41

How about this for z-list, on the new Love Island series , one of the so-called celebraties is Gazza's step daughter.

the words barrel and scraping come to mind

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 06 Jul 2006, 08:47

What is so annoying about it, is that the media peddle this mindless bollocks, because it's easy and requires very little effort, aside from generating mountains of PR, which is their speciality anyway.

They then use the argument 'well, it's what people want, we're just giving it to them.'

Well no actually, you are TELLING them what they want. It's long ago been proven by results that if you repeat anything often enough, people are going to buy into it, be it shite pop pap, designer labels, whatever. En masse, people do sadly act like sheep, or at least a large proportion. They do whatever is easiest, like buying snide ralph lauren, getting a flash car on hire purchase.

People are sheep, and I do think the media should have a function above and beyond earning themselves vast amounts of money shovelling shit down the throats of the eager, crap-hungry masses. Even Max Clifford after years of peddling this rubbish came to hate what he had created. Paparazzi, celebrity journalism, it's all filth of the most disgusting order.

The people are not as intrinsically thick , but if you feed them mindless drivel day in day out, they will sink to the lowest common denominator.

Thank god we have the BBC in this country, at least they have a remit to inform as well as 'entertain.' Quite what the entertainment value is in watching some retarded malajusted weirdo sleeping on television at 3 am is quite beyond me. Why not just break in to your neighbours and install a CCTV system in their room, I know I did and I've never looked back.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Jul 2006, 09:31

topper123 wrote:How about this for z-list, on the new Love Island series , one of the so-called celebraties is Gazza's step daughter.

the words barrel and scraping come to mind

Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings?

Shirow · Post by **Shirow** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:34

nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings?

AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 06 Jul 2006, 12:41

Shirow wrote:
nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings?
AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...

Cheryl is Gazza's ex missus, any footy fan would know that. I was told my a female acquaintance her and her daughter - Gazza's stepdaughter would both be on this love island bollocks. Weird eh? The bird had no idea who Cheryl was.

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 06 Jul 2006, 14:17

I hate them all too, James.

Is it true that one of this years big brothers contestants ambition is to be a footballers wives.

Trouble is, knowing todays society - she won't even now have to marry a rich footballer to live the lifestyle.

Makes me sick.

These wannabee's are bad enough, but worse still are these ones who had a little (very little in some cases) talent, spend all their fortune on booze and drugs but get a second chance in these reality shows. They don't even have to get their own show - just a few kiss an tell or "my story" style articles is enough to set a normal folk up for life.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 07 Jul 2006, 05:06

Shirow wrote:
nickd wrote:
Cheryl Kyle is on it aswell, so perhaps they're angling for a mother and daughter threes up to boost ratings?
AHA! Does anyone else actually know who that is? Or should Nick own up to being an avid reader of Heat?

I didn't realise so many others had zero interest in popular culture bollocks as me. This lowest common denominator media business really gives a distorted view of how many people enjoy this stuff. It might be the largest single minority interest but it's still a minority.
I have no idea who most people are on the fronts of these shitty magazines.

There should be a simple rule of thumb. If the people who you are reading/talking gossip about don't know who you are - it's not really gossip.

Anyway Jade Goody - i worked in an office full of women when that big brother was on so i know more than i would like to about her. It seems she's carved a lucrative niche for women (who i assume don't see themselves as fukwits) paying for magazines and making Jade rich in the process, so they can mock how stupid/fat she is.

I saw a faux classy advert on the tube for a Jade Goody perfume and assumed it was just another joke to be enjoyed by the aforementioned daft tarts. Then i saw a poster of it for sale in a shop window. That seems like a misjudgment to me. Surely you can't switch from getting people to pay to take the piss to having them want to smell like you.

But what do i know.

Slow afternoon...

The poster is for a TV show called 'Just Jade.'