Spearmint Rhino

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 20 Jul 2006, 07:03

Stranger things have happened I guess, although it would be a pretty stupid place to put your lollies. I for one have a specially made holster where I keep my magnums.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 20 Jul 2006, 08:20

jomothepure wrote:Stranger things have happened I guess, although it would be a pretty stupid place to put your lollies. I for one have a specially made holster where I keep my magnums.

If i seen you in my neighbourhood with magnums in your holster, I'd cap you with my cornetto.

On a lighter note, nothing wrong with a fat bird.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 20 Jul 2006, 08:31

Fat birds need loving too.

and a good shoeing

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 20 Jul 2006, 08:39

The skankiest strippers i have ever seen , were in Kings Cross in Sydney.
I got an offer from a stripper there that had breath you could strip paint with, she was dressed like a chav , and offered me upstairs for some extras. At this point i suggested she invest in some mints and she might get some more business, next thing i know i'm out on the pavement with a huge bouncer telling me to f*ck off.

Later the same night i got punched by a midget.

Great times!!

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 20 Jul 2006, 08:50

For Skank, try Ye Old Axe in Shoreditch a few doors up from Browns or as we call it Ye Old Axe Wound.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 20 Jul 2006, 08:54

There's one in Vauxhall which is well and truly horrific, smelly old boozer with a strippers stage built in the middle of it, used to go there at lunchtimes when I worked there.

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:13

jamesmcdonnell wrote:There's one in Vauxhall which is well and truly horrific, smelly old boozer with a strippers stage built in the middle of it, used to go there at lunchtimes when I worked there.

Classic McDonnell - it was terrible but used to go there for lunch as often as possible

I used to love Secrets in Finchley Road, but as a happily married man now, best left to history.

states · Post by **states** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:16

I personally have never visited a strip joint.

I also drive a flying car.

KO Artist · Post by **KO Artist** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:19

jamesmcdonnell wrote:There's one in Vauxhall which is well and truly horrific, smelly old boozer with a strippers stage built in the middle of it, used to go there at lunchtimes when I worked there.

Yeah, the Queen Anne.

I used to go in there about 12 years ago with a gang of mates.

Once a bird came out and it turned out to be one of my mates mums.

Craig Charles was always in there.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:21

There used to be one in Stratford, I think it was called The Green Man, used to get strippers in thier on a sunday lunch time, also used to do a decent roast. no pun intended
Anyone know if its still there?

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:24

I usually pop in to browns when visting mates in London ("or as I spell it S H I T H O L E - 5hithole; full of bitter ba5tards..")

I like the sleazy atmosphere.

oh how I love a boozer with a sleazy atmosphere..

Loftgroov · Post by **Loftgroov** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:28

TUSK in Southampton and 'Club Rouge' in Salisbury.

Quality places....

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 20 Jul 2006, 09:30

KO Artist wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:There's one in Vauxhall which is well and truly horrific, smelly old boozer with a strippers stage built in the middle of it, used to go there at lunchtimes when I worked there.
Yeah, the Queen Anne.

I used to go in there about 12 years ago with a gang of mates.

Once a bird came out and it turned out to be one of my mates mums.

Craig Charles was always in there.

Trust you to know it, you filthmeister! I had a horrific experience in there with one of the strippers forcing me to undo her bra, my fingers suddenly turned into sausages and I fumbled helplessly to no avail, only for my nimble fingered mate to flick it open deftly with the savoire-faire of a cross between Nigel Havers and Fred Astaire, much to my horror. Oh how they laughed as my face turned florid and rather warm.

I've just realised that I've been going to the park where the pub is every lunchtime at work as I'm in Elephant! I might have to take a trip down memory lane.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 20 Jul 2006, 13:10

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
KO Artist wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:There's one in Vauxhall which is well and truly horrific, smelly old boozer with a strippers stage built in the middle of it, used to go there at lunchtimes when I worked there.
Yeah, the Queen Anne.

I used to go in there about 12 years ago with a gang of mates.

Once a bird came out and it turned out to be one of my mates mums.

Craig Charles was always in there.
Trust you to know it, you filthmeister! I had a horrific experience in there with one of the strippers forcing me to undo her bra, my fingers suddenly turned into sausages and I fumbled helplessly to no avail, only for my nimble fingered mate to flick it open deftly with the savoire-faire of a cross between Nigel Havers and Fred Astaire, much to my horror. Oh how they laughed as my face turned florid and rather warm.

I've just realised that I've been going to the park where the pub is every lunchtime at work as I'm in Elephant! I might have to take a trip down memory lane.

Make sure you leave your lollies at work.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 20 Jul 2006, 17:19

nickd wrote:For Skank, try Ye Old Axe in Shoreditch a few doors up from Browns or as we call it Ye Old Axe Wound.

hahaha Bruce Scott works the door there, or atleast he did do, havent been there in ages

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 20 Jul 2006, 17:38

Isn't Bruce Scott supposed to be returning?

Anyway, regarding the story the stripper told me following my expadition to the Fantasy Lounge- I'm not sure I didn't ask that, but assume it was obvious (cause she said he was nervous and dare into it). So I imaging the old drippings from the mini milk went through his trousers and he was as red as a beetroot.

Thats one thing that really annoys me, is when they are dancing and say stuff like "you want to suck my nipple" - how do you respond to that? Yes, please but I'll know I'll get a beating?

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:02

Who's up for a boxrec meet at Browns?

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:12

Never been to a strip club that I can recall. Although I did go into a pub in King's Cross called " The Scotsman" that had a few unfortunates dropping their drawers for the oggling few.

never quite sure of the appeal. Do they have good wine cellars or something

Slapsie Maxie

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:21

Browns is cool, cheap drinks its less than 3 quid a pint and a pound in the pot every half hour. Lets do it.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:39

stujones wrote:Isn't Bruce Scott supposed to be returning?

Anyway, regarding the story the stripper told me following my expadition to the Fantasy Lounge- I'm not sure I didn't ask that, but assume it was obvious (cause she said he was nervous and dare into it). So I imaging the old drippings from the mini milk went through his trousers and he was as red as a beetroot.

Thats one thing that really annoys me, is when they are dancing and say stuff like "you want to suck my nipple" - how do you respond to that? Yes, please but I'll know I'll get a beating?

I've had exactly the same situation, this stripper trying to shove her nipple in my mouth repeatedly and I thought the same thing "Isn't this a big no-no."

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:42

nickd wrote:Who's up for a boxrec meet at Browns?

It's not so much wining and dining as winnin' an grinin' Slapsie.

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:51

I live quite near shoreditch so may have to wander past a couple of these places tomorrow and check them out.

Seriously, I don't know the SP. Is there a cover charge? do you have to keep chucking money at the women?

Do you end up paying £500 for a bottle of "champagne"

what's the deal?

god, I am such a naif

Slapsie

Hardhitters11 · Post by **Hardhitters11** » 21 Jul 2006, 05:55

MY mate is Head Doorman at The Griffin in London....He assure's me the girl's there are proper stunner's.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 21 Jul 2006, 06:03

Slapsie Maxie wrote:I live quite near shoreditch so may have to wander past a couple of these places tomorrow and check them out.

Seriously, I don't know the SP. Is there a cover charge? do you have to keep chucking money at the women?

Do you end up paying £500 for a bottle of "champagne"

what's the deal?

god, I am such a naif

Slapsie

Well depends where you go. The likes of the Griffin and the Queen Anne are pint pot joints, you stick a quid in when the pint glass comes round and usually it's just normal pub prices.

Then there's the likes of Secrets and Spearmint Rhino, where there's a cover charge, the drinks are a lot more expensive, but the girls on the whole are very fit. It's 20 quid for a 2 minute lap dance, or you can just stand and watch the stage act.

The former is more of a laugh for a meet up, unless there are people who want to throw several hundred quid around.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 21 Jul 2006, 06:28

The Griffin and Browns are owned by the same people so the birds work at both. The SP at Browns, no cover charge normally and just stick a quid in a pint pot very 20-30 minutes and thats it. Birds take it in turns to dance and strip on the stage. £15-20 if you want to go out back and get a private dance. Its worth going just to have a laugh at the dirty old men who stand at the front.