make jokes using boxing stuff

[margaret thatcher]

use boxers names, terms, facts, etc...anything boxing related

ex: a bad one i just made in a lazlo papp thread--------- if someone criticizes lazslo, can we call it a 'papp smear'

[(craig)]

Khan v Brook 2021

[margaret thatcher]

[JamesPhilips]

Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

[JamesPhilips]

Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

[JamesPhilips]

Sometimes when I'm alking to a mate about someone I don't like I say I'm going to knock them out with a Hollywood punch......but unless they're a Ben Davison fan, I sometimes get met with a blank look

[margaret thatcher]

[oogiebe]

What has four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog...

[margaret thatcher]

oh no he been bitin the dawgs too

[(craig)]

Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.

[Controversial]

Reminds me of the joke doing the rounds when Bruno first fought for the world title. How does Brunos next opponent eat his desert. Witherspoon.

I'll get my coat.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.

[margaret thatcher]

Why did Bellew cross the road?

To collect a vacant belt.

[margaret thatcher]

Reminds me of the joke doing the rounds when Bruno first fought for the world title. How does Brunos next opponent eat his desert. Witherspoon.

I'll get my coat.

[handsofstone]

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Fum Fo Fi Fee
Fo Fum Fee Fi
Fi Fee Fum For


Take the Fums away and you have Eubank Sr's phone number

[margaret thatcher]

amazthing

[Coco]

Did you year the fella who beat Bruno for the title was stabbed?

Really? With a knife?

No! With-er-spoon

[margaret thatcher]

[oogiebe]

What's 'hodeedoh hodeedoh hodeedoh hodeedoh!!"

Leon Spinks running for the elevator.

[oogiebe]

What's the last thing an upper middle class white dude hears when he goes into a boxing gym!?

10!!!

[margaret thatcher]

[CaptainSpacerod]

The thread’s over 12 hours old and still no “battered around the ring” jokes ?

Falling standards

[margaret thatcher]

yusuf mack knows something about that

[Coco]

The thread’s over 12 hours old and still no “battered around the ring” jokes ?

Falling standards

What have Bruno and Freddie Mercury got in common?

[CaptainSpacerod]

That’s more like it, let the fun begin