make jokes using boxing stuff

JamesPhilips
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I quite enjoyed the Witherspoon Bruno jokes.... :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Uncle Tim and cousin Chazz were spending their spare time together on the weekend:

- Uncle Tim, won't you tell me a story how you bashed Frank Bruno?
- With er spoon, Chazz, with er spoon.
margaret thatcher
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2 rich business owners were doing deals/trades

1 of the rich guys, who owned a zoo, said he wanted to acquire the other guy's ice cream business

the guy replied = 'that will kost ya tzsyu' :maybe: :cry:
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what do you call a fat boxing fan who is grumpy because his favourite lost?

butthurtbean :KO:
JamesPhilips
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margaret thatcher wrote: 20 Aug 2021, 03:35 2 rich business owners were doing deals/trades

1 of the rich guys, who owned a zoo, said he wanted to acquire the other guy's ice cream business

the guy replied = 'that will kost ya tzsyu' :maybe: :cry:
Lol :D
Coco
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Mike McCullum is really Jamaican lol
My T Sharp
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Why couldn’t the rubbish fight promoter get a date?

Women don’t like a man with sh1tty boxers :confused:
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What weight do birds fight at?

Featherweight!
JamesPhilips
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“If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”
My T Sharp
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She’s not that fat
margaret thatcher
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Noxy wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 08:41 What weight do birds fight at?

Featherweight!
:yay:
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My T Sharp wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 08:28 Why couldn’t the rubbish fight promoter get a date?

Women don’t like a man with sh1tty boxers :confused:
:clap:
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JamesPhilips wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 10:18 “If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”
would make them a nice breakfast too :OhYes:
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margaret thatcher wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 16:53
JamesPhilips wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 10:18 “If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”
would make them a nice breakfast too :OhYes:
I think I’d just all the police
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