Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad

[bennie]

Who could forget Andrew 'six heads' Lewis leaving the ring during the 7th round while up on the scorecards as he needed to defecate. Ass bad indeed.

They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.

Apparently with Duran because he was struggling big time with the weight, he had taken laxatives, and after the weigh in had eaten enough to feed a third world country.

...and drank masses of orange juice.

[Coco]

They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.

Apparently with Duran because he was struggling big time with the weight, he had taken laxatives, and after the weigh in had eaten enough to feed a third world country.

...and drank masses of orange juice.

I read one report saying he also ate an orange the size of a watermelon after finishing his banquet.

[Fray Bentos]

"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'

[JamesPhilips]

Who could forget Andrew 'six heads' Lewis leaving the ring during the 7th round while up on the scorecards as he needed to defecate. Ass bad indeed.

They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.

LOl FFS I’m trying to eat…. I would’ve thought that bowels usually evacuate when the adrenaline goes usually

[JamesPhilips]

"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'

I so hope you’re laughing because that joke is so cringe…. rather than because Hatton’s recycled joke amuses you LOL

Another Hatton ‘classic’: “I don’t like midgets. Me ex wen out wi a midget once…. I never thought she’d stoop so low…”
BOOM BOOM

[Fray Bentos]

"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'

I so hope you’re laughing because that joke is so cringe…. rather than because Hatton’s recycled joke amuses you LOL

Another Hatton ‘classic’: “I don’t like midgets. Me ex wen out wi a midget once…. I never thought she’d stoop so low…”
BOOM BOOM

It actually made me laugh! As did the other Hatton pearler. So shoot me!

PS: Do you have any more?

[JamesPhilips]

"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'

I so hope you’re laughing because that joke is so cringe…. rather than because Hatton’s recycled joke amuses you LOL

Another Hatton ‘classic’: “I don’t like midgets. Me ex wen out wi a midget once…. I never thought she’d stoop so low…”
BOOM BOOM

It actually made me laugh! As did the other Hatton pearler. So shoot me!

PS: Do you have any more?

Lol no I think these are his only two…. He’s a bug Bernard Manning fan apparently…. He also has loads of ‘practical’ jokes the he pulls….. usually about him being fat or this level of sh1te



Although I do remember when Campbell Hatton was turning over he ‘joked’: “If Campbell’s as good as boxing as he is shagging, e’ll be World champion!”
Another corker…

[high tower 1]

Hattons banter hasn’t aged well has it. Still a top bloke though.

[orbtastic]

I watched some boxing cribs thing with him on YouTube the other day.

Hatton bingo

The fans
Poun fer poun
Mayweather big mouth blah blah
Citeh
The fans
Manchester
United
The fans
Fat
Council estate
The fans

[Boxerbeetle]

also why does the title say ass bad instead of bad ass? Am I missing a subtle joke...? )

No you’re missing a really bloody obvious joke.

I think the word you were looking for is ‘hilarious’. I bet no-one in the history of Boxrec has ever had the brilliant idea of changing just one word in an existing thread title.

[coghaugen11]

I think Chavez had the squits in one of his fights as well

Chavez Junior mincing about in high heels was disturbing as are any of Oscar's tutu, cocaine, kitchen utensil moments

Also Hatton's 'jokes' are pathetic "if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,' And the cringe gimp mask and women's underwear thing. I can't think of any boxer who I used to like who I've so quickly lost respect for.....

[coghaugen11]

I think Chavez had the squits in one of his fights as well

Chavez Junior mincing about in high heels was disturbing as are any of Oscar's tutu, cocaine, kitchen utensil moments

Also Hatton's 'jokes' are pathetic "if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,' And the cringe gimp mask and women's underwear thing. I can't think of any boxer who I used to like who I've so quickly lost respect for.....

I loved Hatton from 99 to 03.

And what about falling over pissed in Tenerife I think it was.

[JamesPhilips]

I watched some boxing cribs thing with him on YouTube the other day.

Hatton bingo

The fans
Poun fer poun
Mayweather big mouth blah blah
Citeh
The fans
Manchester
United
The fans
Fat
Council estate
The fans

[golden_labrador]

On the same show, Luis Resto proved a disgusting cheat when he fought virtually bareknuckle to end the career of Billy Collins Junior.

o_O fascinating and indeed disgusting story that.

[JamesPhilips]

Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol



And this not bad

[margaret thatcher]

look at that brilliant ducking skill by logan there, this paul boys are slick

[Loftgroov]

Deontay Wilder's ring walk in Fury 2.

The costume and mast, making it all about race, with some cretin rapper screeching black this, black that, strutting around and then promptly getting his ass handed to him.

[My Name Is Earl]

Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol



And this not bad

Was one of Hamed's party pieces too.

[JamesPhilips]

Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol



And this not bad

Was one of Hamed's party pieces too.

Talking of Naz, this is bad ass humiliation. Particular favourites are 0:27 and 1:07 I’d forgotten how schooled and bossed Hamed was here

[margaret thatcher]

i remember some of the naz bois being really sore about the turnbuckle part, 'omg that couldve seriously injured him, disgraceful!' ,'omg it was actually a super close competitive fight!'